bing BONG

1. I am afraid that my expectations for this video clip cannot surpass the reality.
2. I am afraid that the reality of this video clip cannot surpass my expectations.

I am frozen in place, baffled, wondering WTAF this is.

Anyway, I voted for “real, son, we keep it real” sight unseen because Wu is forever.

just made this, proud of myself

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Saw someone tweet that they checked a mic at a show this weekend by saying “bing bong” into it, and the whole crowd shouted “Fuck ya life!” in response.

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Best New York Knicks fan ragequitting outside MSG after Trae Young murdered their team

sidetalknyc brand is strong

has snl already done a bad parody of this? feels like theyre gonna try.

this is beyond parody, no earthly way to make it more ridiculous than it is

thats exactly why theyll do a halfass attempt at it!

voting for vaccinated / yessir

the most universal moment imo

xxp i think the specific kind of SNL lazy take would be to just import the dialogue unchanged but in an unexpected circumstance.

voted "Sup baby. take me out to dinner"

^^^
kim ain't got shit on me a close second.

the ariana grande line is gross, but redeemed a fair amount by "i miss you"

anyway, i voted for "what do you wanna tell joe BYRON right now"

Had to vote for phone in his balls.

Feeling “ya mom gave me a gallon of Henny” right now

glad i had 0 context going in bc i feel like the whole world will be sick of this in a week

bing BONG

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voted ariana a couple days back but today im feeling "i was feelin thirsty..."

clearly dude in the orange w the dog wins this tho. he owns the top four on here imo

fuck ya life!

I have seven female wives, go to my instagram

Someone on the street just screamed "Fuck ya life, bing BONG" at a meathead that insulted her boyfriend

i voted Ariana Grande but its all gold

the best thing is these could all just as easily be Tracy Jordan lines from 30 Rock

but they are REAL

Haha that’s the best description veg!

it’s no snow on the floor

"with the yellow foams on" detroyed me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfY9aXTTHlQ

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https://i.imgur.com/s8TZX2C.mp4

pete davidson fuck ya life

I love how the scouts are as effusive as the people they're interviewing

played a game of Jackbox with strangers and half the answers were Bing Bong related

sadly I contributed most of them