my company still overuses the word "swag" to describe any company merchandise, like it's 12 years ago.
then there's this: https://www.thedailybeast.com/matt-damons-viral-crypto-ad-is-an-embarrassing-cash-grab
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 17:38 (one year ago) link
https://www.giantartists.com/images/pics/vanschelven-commercial-smirnoff-hipster-2021-004.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link
I sometimes wonder if any Jimmy John's employee has ever felt like a rockstar simply because their employer refers to them as such.
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link
I'm sure he feels like a rockstar every time he kills an endangered animal then takes a picture of it
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link
https://twitter.com/brandssayingbae
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:34 (one year ago) link
A friend of a friend works for the social media department of a concert ticketing company, and she told me they’ve sent out a list of fandom nicknames ("little monsters", etc.) for the agents to use when interacting with fans on Twitter to make them seem more “with-it”.
― blatherskite, Thursday, 6 October 2022 15:55 (one year ago) link
Harsh realm, lamestain.
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 October 2022 16:04 (one year ago) link
when Disney released its Disney Adventures magazine, it had a 'slang' section in each issue.
I was a complete nerd at the time and being bullied, so I'd read that section and try to use the vocab, only to get made fun of as it was slang nobody in their right mind used, cos the Disney writers were all over-the-hill dorks getting played by kids.
they did list "cool beans" which was and still is a saying, but they also had nonsense like "stupid large" which I never heard in the wild and even googling today just find references to products that are "stupid large" in size, which wasn't the definition.
so thanks Disney you got me beat up.
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 October 2022 16:09 (one year ago) link
because you were large stupid
― Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Thursday, 6 October 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link
I just listened to a podcast about the Katie Holmes film Disturbing Behavior (1998) and I guess they invented a whole cringe slang: 'microgeeks,' 'binny' and anything cool is 'razor'.. "Oh my god, that's so razor..."
Was imagining a writers' round table where they came up with this shit
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 6 October 2022 16:23 (one year ago) link
xp haven't thought about Disney Adventures in a loooong time. I do remember buying it for the first time at the supermarket checkout counter, Rick Moranis was on the cover. I suppose if I could go back and look at an issue it would be, what, 90% just marketing Disney properties? 95%?
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 6 October 2022 16:25 (one year ago) link
they ran 8pp of Jeff Smith's Bone at least four issues in a row once, that might have been more than 5% those months.
― Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Thursday, 6 October 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link
Wonder no more! Archive.org has a number of ’90s issues.
― blatherskite, Thursday, 6 October 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link
well there goes the rest of my afternoon
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 6 October 2022 18:31 (one year ago) link