Worst future president of the United States

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who will fuck up the world most spectacularly?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Donald Trump (R-NY) 8
Elon Musk (R-CA) (they changed the rules) 3
Kanye West (R-CA) 3
write-in 2
Liz Cheney (R-WY) 2
Andrew Yang (D-NY) 1
Kid Rock (R-MI) 1
Ted Cruz (R-TX) 1
Steve Bannon (R-NY) 1
Jeff Bezos (D-WA) 1
Hillary Clinton (D-NY) 1
Mark Zuckerberg (D-CA) 1
Ivanka Trump (R-NY) 1
Howard Stern (D-NY) 0
Joe Rogan (R-TX) 0
Mike Pence (R-IN) 0
Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) 0
Taylor Swift (D-TN) 0
Mitch McConnell (R-KY) 0
Joe Biden (D-DE) 0
Michael Bloomberg (D-NY) 0
Jeb Bush (R-TX) 0
Tucker Carlson (R-FL) 0
Bill Gates (D-WA) 0
Boris Johnson (R-NY) 0
Alex Jones (R-TX) 0
Charles Koch (R-KS) 0
Bill Maher (D-CA) 0
Bob Avakian (D-IL) 0


Left, Monday, 17 October 2022 20:13 (three months ago) link

state and party affiliation best guesses in some cases

initially I had some down as independents (you know who) but I decided most of them would end up going R anyway

Left, Monday, 17 October 2022 20:13 (three months ago) link

Charles Koch has already fucked things royally.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 17 October 2022 20:22 (three months ago) link

Kanye because he would probably incorporate nuclear secrets into his lyrics and get us destroyed.

actually that might be why he'd also be best future president

stank viola (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 October 2022 20:28 (three months ago) link

Supreme Chancellor Mitch McConnell

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 17 October 2022 20:29 (three months ago) link

Bill Maher would be the smuggest, douchiest President

Alex Jones would found some way to get blown up by a land mine his first week

Kid Rock would have a NASCAR track built around the White House and get hit by one of the cars

Elon Musk would attempt to buy the Capitol building

Ted Cruz would begin liquefying since he wasn't invited in the building first

stank viola (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 October 2022 20:36 (three months ago) link

I thik Elon could fuck evrything up the quickest.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 17 October 2022 21:10 (three months ago) link

Zuckerberg because he will have complete confidence

death generator (lukas), Monday, 17 October 2022 21:19 (three months ago) link

you really believe Yang would ever turn his back on his new fake party?

akm, Monday, 17 October 2022 21:26 (three months ago) link

Missing Tommy Tuberville.

Still think the next non-Trump Republican President will be a college football coach but Nick Saban appears to be a Democrat.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 17 October 2022 23:02 (three months ago) link

Like Urban Meyer doesn't exist...

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 October 2022 23:43 (three months ago) link

Holtz/Giuliani 2028

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 17 October 2022 23:53 (three months ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 18 October 2022 00:01 (three months ago) link

Surprised Ron DeSantis isn't on here.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 18 October 2022 00:17 (three months ago) link

Glenn Youngkin (R-VA) and/or Larry Hogan (R-MD).

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 00:29 (three months ago) link

are these people real it's hard enough keeping track of UK reactionaries

your original display name is still visible (Left), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 01:13 (three months ago) link

Larry Hogan's one of the last living WW2 POWs, a national hero in his way.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 01:17 (three months ago) link

The real answer is probably some TikTok personality none of us have ever heard of

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 03:17 (three months ago) link

dril for President, serious vote

stank viola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 04:09 (three months ago) link

Write in vote for me. I’d make a terrible president.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 11:26 (three months ago) link

The Rock / Kid Rock '24

Make America Rock Again

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 12:29 (three months ago) link

pretty sure The Rock is a liberal so it would have to be some kind of unity ticket

your original display name is still visible (Left), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 12:45 (three months ago) link

Can you smell what Barack is cooking?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 12:47 (three months ago) link

Swap Kid Rock for Chris Rock

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 13:21 (three months ago) link

Left, I am merely anticipating the singularity. Immanentizing the eschaton, if you will.

The Rock / Chris Rock, sure. Add Barbara Bach and put all their ads on TikTok, sure. Why not, at this late stage of human civilization?

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 14:16 (three months ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 19 October 2022 00:01 (three months ago) link

Sounds like we are concluding that this fellow is a dud

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 00:29 (three months ago) link

Or at the very least that he should never be president.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 00:36 (three months ago) link


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