Here's another clue for you all - GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY -- dir. Rian Johnson; Daniel Craig, Edward Norton, Kate Hudson, Dave Bautista, Janelle Monáe, etc etc

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I thought that was something that only happened in movies/Tv!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 26 December 2022 06:21 (one year ago) link

Good piece on the artwork in the movie https://news.artnet.com/art-world/glass-onion-art-collection-production-design-2233174 I thought that the Rothko looked a bit odd.

Anyone know who did the eskimo painting with multiple ice holes? Thought it may be Miguel Calderon but seems not.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 26 December 2022 09:51 (one year ago) link

london's prince charles:
https://imgur.com/a/JgcWSM5

mark s, Monday, 26 December 2022 11:17 (one year ago) link

i mean:
https://i.imgur.com/DMW3vKo.jpg

mark s, Monday, 26 December 2022 11:17 (one year ago) link

I thought that was something that only happened in movies/Tv!


Surprise!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 December 2022 13:28 (one year ago) link

the Blanc bathing suit (and the "DONG"s) seem like Evil Under the Sun references and also good Last of Sheila vibes

corrs unplugged, Monday, 26 December 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link

haven't seen this yet so I'm trying to avoid the Ben Shapiro thread but LMAO at him complaining about the movie's "misdirection". like have you ever seen a movie before dude

frogbs, Monday, 26 December 2022 17:46 (one year ago) link

Helen had her sister's diaries with her and in her room didn't she. I think she mentioned going through them. Definitely had had one in her jacket pocket so not going to be around for any further perusal.

Stevolende, Monday, 26 December 2022 22:10 (one year ago) link

THIS IS A NON SMOKING GARDEN

sleeve, Monday, 26 December 2022 22:15 (one year ago) link

(I think I liked this even more than the first one, certainly more over-the top with the ending)

sleeve, Monday, 26 December 2022 22:16 (one year ago) link

"It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth" was an all time zing

sleeve, Monday, 26 December 2022 22:17 (one year ago) link

And her reaction too, deciding to take it as a compliment.

THIS IS A NON SMOKING GARDEN

― sleeve, Monday, December 26, 2022

A line with resonance -- someone said it to me not long ago

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 December 2022 22:24 (one year ago) link

PLEASE KEEP OUR WATER CLEAN ALFRED

sleeve, Monday, 26 December 2022 22:31 (one year ago) link

Pretty much everything was smoking by the end innit.

Stevolende, Monday, 26 December 2022 22:55 (one year ago) link

lol

sleeve, Monday, 26 December 2022 22:59 (one year ago) link

heh

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 December 2022 23:05 (one year ago) link

I thought that was something that only happened in movies/Tv!

I don't know if we're talking about the same thing, but my wife's uncle got in a motorcycle accident once where it's possible the only thing that saved his leg, or at least saved it from serious damage, was the phone in his pocket, which worked as a buffer when he slid across the street. The phone was iirc shaved down in half by the friction.

Pretty much everything was smoking by the end innit.

Which is a payoff to the no-smoking garden! At first it comes off as some stupid rich tech guy affectation, but then it's revealed there's a reason there's no smoking allowed, lol.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 December 2022 23:18 (one year ago) link

Live footage of Ben Shapiro tweeting about why he didn't like Glass Onion. pic.twitter.com/YXXLu50Plq

— Adam Lance Garcia (@AdamLanceGarcia) December 26, 2022

i thought parts of this were pretty cringey, as the kids say. It's alright I guess.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 26 December 2022 23:48 (one year ago) link

I havent seen anyone mention it yet but the vert start where they were all invited as his "closest circle of friends" to a private island to "be normal" was a clear swipe at Kim K.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 00:49 (one year ago) link

Oh! And Benoit playing "Among Us" in the bath haha that one only just occured to me.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 00:51 (one year ago) link

i disliked the breaking glass climax a great deal. happy to see the mona lisa consumed though

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 00:52 (one year ago) link

Benoit getting even more outraged as he realizes the "only idea with panache" was actually stolen from him was A+++, so many good little bits throughout this

"my therapist says this is a toxic relationship"

sleeve, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 00:56 (one year ago) link

Was there any point to the painting's seurity screen going up and down constantly? (other than it being quite funny).

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 00:59 (one year ago) link

Rian Johnson is just online (the recurrence of "pancaked" is an I Think You Should Leave reference, i bet) and just funny enough to give these movies some teeth. While Star Trek and other franchises kissed Musk's ass (and even Herzog treated him seriously in one of his docs), Johnson is apparently one of the few people in Hollywood who realized he's an idiot, with no "but my Tesla" equivocation, full stop. That combined with how truly infectious Craig and Monae's enthusiasm is made this legitimately entertaining.

Chris L, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 01:31 (one year ago) link

I was loudly outraged by all the malapropisms throughout the movie, so it was a nice payoff when that unexpectedly delivered

sleeve, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 01:33 (one year ago) link

xxp I think being funny is enough, but it's possibly also there to give us a fair shot at realising what's going to happen just before it does, that it's not "oh yeah the Mona Lisa, they mentioned that an hour ago"

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 02:02 (one year ago) link

i thought parts of this were pretty cringey, as the kids say. It's alright I guess.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm)

Not sure I'd be even that generous, but thank you. Was waiting for at least one no before registering a second one.

clemenza, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 02:05 (one year ago) link

The whole show of how to override the screen was a setup for the climax.

Busting something that everyone wants broken: All that glass sitting on pillars just waiting to be smashed. Breaking the thing that nobody wants you to break: Mona Lisa.

(Not counting you cynical fucks who DO want the Mona Lisa to go up in flames.)

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 03:22 (one year ago) link

I cackled when Birdy’s assistant was confronting her about the statement and had to read the incriminating email from the secret phone; also, “it was an HOMAGE to Beyoncé but they did NOT take it that way” basically Kate Hudson was a nonstop delight

castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 04:04 (one year ago) link

otm

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 07:16 (one year ago) link

the treatment of the guitar the song that gives the title was written on might strike some as sacrilegious like.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 10:13 (one year ago) link

That was “Blackbird” he played on the beach.

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 14:10 (one year ago) link

Also he faked her out, it wasn’t the real one.

Chris L, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 14:11 (one year ago) link

i thought parts of this were pretty cringey, as the kids say. It's alright I guess.

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm)

What parts? I wasn't mad about it either.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 14:23 (one year ago) link

i liked this movie too (daniel craig is so so funny) but when people say "they should put out a new knives out every year!" to me that's just evidence that people are starving for studios to go back to regularly releasing comedies

na (NA), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 17:08 (one year ago) link

anyways the whole cast is pretty great but almost all of my favorite moments were craig - him eating a spicy tamale and exclaiming "halle berry!," the striped bathing suit, blanc being characterized as literally being addicted to solving mysteries, his consternation at the stupidity of the mystery. my daughter got clue for xmas and as we were playing it all i could think about was blanc complaining about it being a stupid game

na (NA), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 17:11 (one year ago) link

We play Clue with the kids too and we all cracked up when he trashed it.

people are starving for studios to go back to regularly releasing comedies

Also for just well made, well cast, well written, well produced (more or less) original entertainments in general. Does "Glass Onion" even really classify as a sequel?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 17:24 (one year ago) link

yes

na (NA), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link

Yeah. Why wouldn't it be? If Johnson makes more, it'll be a series.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 17:46 (one year ago) link

He's got one more on the Netflix contract and both he and Craig said they'll be happy to keep doing more if there's interest.

Worth remembering that Johnson's episodic mystery TV series with Natasha Lyonne debuts next month -- seems like he's happily playing around more with the general forms.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link

*search DuckDuckGo for Johnson's episodic mystery TV series with Natasha Lyonne*

corrs unplugged, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 18:02 (one year ago) link

I think the topicality of the characters is what kept me from liking this more than I did. as someone who spends too much time on twitter as it is, I'm already incredibly tired of the actual sorts of people this is lampooning, and I didn't feel like the satire cut quite deep enough to make up for me having to watch them for 2 hours. but I didn't watch this under ideal conditions; it was at home, my family has a short attention span, people got up and disappeared for up to 40 minutes with the movie paused twice, and it took 4 hours to finish.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 18:14 (one year ago) link

oof yeah... if any type of movie can survive that, it's not this one.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 18:24 (one year ago) link

Ha, my family regularly does a dinner/movie/break for dessert/rest of movie approach on Christmas night and since I had seen it already I pretty much said there was an incredibly logical break point halfway through this one. Which there is.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link

I had a horrible foreboding boxing day premonition that this franchise is going to become the Pink Panther de nose joorz.

Piedie Gimbel, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 18:42 (one year ago) link

I am lready incredibly tired of the actual sorts of people this is lampooning, and I didn't feel like the satire cut quite deep enough to make up for me having to watch them for 2 hours.

My complaint besides the doubling-over plot. These people are too dangerous to "satirize" -- they just ain't funny.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 18:44 (one year ago) link


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