which of these events listed below is more likely to happen re: the 2024 Presidential Election?

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let's think through it, as catharsis.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Trump becomes incapacitated, not replaced at all, wins 4
Manchester United wins Premier League 2
Trump becomes incapacitated due to physical disability, replaced by another candidate that loses 2
America is destroyed by nukes 1
Trump is convicted, decent-sized bloc of voters leave 1
Trump dies, remains candidate, is elected anyway 1
Trump dies, replacement has big ears, wins 1
Trump dies, replacement does poorly, loses 1
Trump dies, remains candidate, loses (but still gets millions of votes) 0
America destroys the rest of the world by nukes 0
Trump dies, replacement not identified, election lost 0
Biden drops out, RFK Jr wins 0
Trump drops out, RFK Jr wins 0
RFK Jr drops out, Biden wins 0
RFK Jr drops out, Trump wins 0
Bird flu pandemic occurs, significantly impacting election 0
Natural disaster delays 2024 Election 0
Scandal comes out regarding Trump, causes him to get destroyed in election 0
Scandal comes out regarding Biden, causes him to get destroyed in election 0
Trump dies, replacement does well, wins 0
Trump becomes incapacitated, not replaced at all, loses 0
Trump becomes incapacitated, replaced by another candidate that wins 0
Trump becomes incapacitated, disappears from home, nobody can find him 0


Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 18:57 (three months ago) link

missing Trump is convicted, doesn't lose any of his voters

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 23 May 2024 18:58 (three months ago) link

haha dammit I forgot to come back to that suite of options

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:00 (three months ago) link

both candidates die, nobody notices

Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:33 (three months ago) link

Was gonna say someone would at least eventually notice the smell but then remembered those reports of Trump's aroma

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:36 (three months ago) link

big ears seems most likely to me

ciderpress, Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:42 (three months ago) link

don't sleep on bird flu

Gucci says so

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:55 (three months ago) link

Scandal comes out regarding Trump, causes him to get destroyed in election

well we know this one will never come to pass

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:00 (three months ago) link

*quickly looks at EPL standings*

octobeard, Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:27 (three months ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 30 May 2024 00:01 (three months ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 31 May 2024 00:01 (three months ago) link

perfect timing, System

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 31 May 2024 00:11 (three months ago) link

Manchester United wins Premier League 2

O bulllshiiiit

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2024 00:41 (three months ago) link


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