Beetles vs Stones

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which do you prefer beetles or stones?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Stones 14
Beetles 7


shaking babies (map), Sunday, 17 May 2026 03:32 (two weeks ago)

Stone crushes beetle vs. beetle rolls away stone...

wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 17 May 2026 03:39 (two weeks ago)

It's *THE* beetles, luvv.

Home Alone Again Or (Deflatormouse), Sunday, 17 May 2026 03:41 (two weeks ago)

other: birds
other: turtles
other: zombies

Home Alone Again Or (Deflatormouse), Sunday, 17 May 2026 07:29 (two weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRAvju_iBrM

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 17 May 2026 07:51 (two weeks ago)

Monkeys

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 May 2026 07:52 (two weeks ago)

Spiders

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 17 May 2026 15:34 (two weeks ago)

Stones rock.

emil.y, Sunday, 17 May 2026 15:39 (two weeks ago)

Everybody must get beetled doesn't have the same ring

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 17 May 2026 15:47 (two weeks ago)

rockist vs. entomologist

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Sunday, 17 May 2026 16:51 (two weeks ago)

Monkeys

^winner

Home Alone Again Or (Deflatormouse), Monday, 18 May 2026 02:18 (two weeks ago)

Kinks

the prog judge has spoken (Matt #2), Monday, 18 May 2026 02:28 (two weeks ago)

Monkeys

^winner

conceptually, yes. but they didn't register in time to make it onto the official ballot

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 18 May 2026 02:30 (two weeks ago)

Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the stones

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 18 May 2026 02:38 (two weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkye5oKgusk

peace, man, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 14:32 (two weeks ago)

I am going to vote for stones but they are both amazing. In the end it's not hatred of living things but recognising the essentialness of stuff idk

Wildfowler (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 14:44 (two weeks ago)

stones are alive though

shaking babies (map), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 17:19 (two weeks ago)

If by "alive" you mean they are sentient robots, then yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD-A6RtDpag

peace, man, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 18:01 (two weeks ago)

stones are alive though

otfm!! <3

Home Alone Again Or (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 21:27 (two weeks ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 31 May 2026 00:01 (four days ago)

gah, i still haven't made a decision. i'm between a rock and a hard exoskeleton

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Sunday, 31 May 2026 01:49 (four days ago)

Surprised this quote usually attributed to J.D.S. Haldane hasn't been cited in this thread:

On being asked what one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of his creation, Haldane is said to have answered, “An inordinate fondness for beetles.”

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 31 May 2026 02:59 (four days ago)

this was my mom's car when i was v.v. small. it had no fuel gauge but instead a wee backup tank it flipped to when the main tank ran out!

https://driveshare.com/files/car_images/6850/1621033321_php2OXz7U.jpg.full.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 31 May 2026 03:06 (four days ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 1 June 2026 00:01 (three days ago)

now which one influenced the worst music?

the Diller + Scofidio Ren Faire (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 20:36 (yesterday)


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