Beetles vs Stones

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which do you prefer beetles or stones?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Stones	14
Beetles	7

― shaking babies (map), Sunday, 17 May 2026 03:32 (two months ago)

Stone crushes beetle vs. beetle rolls away stone...

― wipes chooser (unperson), Sunday, 17 May 2026 03:39 (two months ago)

It's *THE* beetles, luvv.

― Home Alone Again Or (Deflatormouse), Sunday, 17 May 2026 03:41 (two months ago)

other: birds
other: turtles
other: zombies

― Home Alone Again Or (Deflatormouse), Sunday, 17 May 2026 07:29 (two months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRAvju_iBrM

― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 17 May 2026 07:51 (two months ago)

Monkeys

― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 May 2026 07:52 (two months ago)

Spiders

― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 17 May 2026 15:34 (two months ago)

Stones rock.

― emil.y, Sunday, 17 May 2026 15:39 (two months ago)

Everybody must get beetled doesn't have the same ring

― paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 17 May 2026 15:47 (two months ago)

rockist vs. entomologist

― Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Sunday, 17 May 2026 16:51 (two months ago)

Monkeys

^winner

― Home Alone Again Or (Deflatormouse), Monday, 18 May 2026 02:18 (two months ago)

Kinks

― the prog judge has spoken (Matt #2), Monday, 18 May 2026 02:28 (two months ago)

Monkeys

^winner

conceptually, yes. but they didn't register in time to make it onto the official ballot

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 18 May 2026 02:30 (two months ago)

Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the stones

― Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 18 May 2026 02:38 (two months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkye5oKgusk

― peace, man, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 14:32 (two months ago)

I am going to vote for stones but they are both amazing. In the end it's not hatred of living things but recognising the essentialness of stuff idk

― Wildfowler (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 14:44 (two months ago)

stones are alive though

― shaking babies (map), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 17:19 (two months ago)

If by "alive" you mean they are sentient robots, then yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD-A6RtDpag

― peace, man, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 18:01 (two months ago)

stones are alive though

otfm!! <3

― Home Alone Again Or (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 21:27 (two months ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 31 May 2026 00:01 (one month ago)

gah, i still haven't made a decision. i'm between a rock and a hard exoskeleton

― Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Sunday, 31 May 2026 01:49 (one month ago)

Surprised this quote usually attributed to J.D.S. Haldane hasn't been cited in this thread:

On being asked what one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of his creation, Haldane is said to have answered, “An inordinate fondness for beetles.”

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 31 May 2026 02:59 (one month ago)

this was my mom's car when i was v.v. small. it had no fuel gauge but instead a wee backup tank it flipped to when the main tank ran out!

https://driveshare.com/files/car_images/6850/1621033321_php2OXz7U.jpg.full.jpg

― mookieproof, Sunday, 31 May 2026 03:06 (one month ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 1 June 2026 00:01 (one month ago)

now which one influenced the worst music?

― the Diller + Scofidio Ren Faire (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 20:36 (one month ago)

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