“a mix between the weddoes & the courteeners with the swagger of the arms industry”: uk politics in 2026

IT'S TIME

(concept half-stolen from matt #2 bcz i can't think in this heat)

Talent borrows, genius steals.

Starmer apparently staying for the full term as my MP.

Did someone mention This Heat?

NEW - MPs say Bridget Phillipson and Liz Kendall confronted Kemi Badenoch about her language at PMQs today where she called Phillipson “spiteful” which Kendall said was outrageous. Badenoch reported to have said “I’m never going to stop talking about how spiteful you are”

The Tories want my vote.

tbf Badenoch, who you'll remember was working class when she worked at McDonald's, called Phillipson a "spiteful class warrior". If only!

spiteful towards..the rich? I wish a bish would

Phillipson is from a working class background much like Badenoch was when she worked in McDonald's for a couple of weeks.

Burnham's dad was a British Telecom engineer doing the hard graft of 2nd-fixing category 5 cable to RJ45 wall sockets. Kind of like a less hard working electrician/plumber type trade. Less likely to get fucked up by asbestos as well!

Kemi Badenoch goes hard after Rachel Reeves.

“She didn’t even bother to come out into Downing Street to watch the PM deliver his resignation speech.

“Then she turned up to get a selfie with Andy Burnham.

“She let him down.”

lol, some of the hardcore Starmeroids are agreeing with Badenoch

What the hell is Badenoch's deal? There must a skeleton key to understanding her ideology, who she is contrarian to and when and
why.
It seems to be just Spiked magazine, or is there more to it than that?

She actually is a spiteful class warrior.

She's in the terminally online right, so her ideology is shaped by so many conspiracy theories and weirdness it's a fool's game to try to understand her.

Patrician Nigerian family, brought up to look down her nose at plebs + Christian to boot.

Badenoch is extremely horrible but on the anthropomorphic quotient she scores higher as a human being than BP, who is literally an automaton.

Badenoch seems to be in politics for the chance to attempt to humiliate others. Given the current state of UK Pol, she has had a few opportunities to try this. However because she's about a millionth as smart as she thinks she is and lacking in any charisma, nothing particularly lands apart from how incredibly nasty she is. The fact that this exposes how opposition leader is her dream role and the highest level she'll ever reach may or may not be lost on her.

And if she was leader of an opposition that had a hope of winning an election, they'd have to fire her so somebody who cared about that or was mature enough to pause the juvenile hectoring and pretend to could take her place.

So many Universities are on the brink. Might be worth having a plan.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2djnz3y47o

xpost She's like Rik Mayall, not as in 'New Statesman' but 'Young Ones"

"Urr look at bogey face over there...."

(another politics thread with 'smart quotes' in the title that'll look bad for years)

Well, Kasabian have outlasted Starmer..

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HLoowvCWoAAnyGe?format=jpg&name=medium

"It was a fatally prosperous forensic year."

Harris might have eaten shit but starmzy managed to fit quite a lot of extraordinary prosecutions into his short and dismal reign tbf

Kieth will always lament that he could never match Kamala's extraordinarily absolutely fucking evil feat of using her office to block evidence that would have prevented an innocent black man from being consigned to death row. But sometimes the achievements of a prosecutor is more about who doesn't get prosecuted rather than who does!

Lol how did Kamala ever lose

FT reporting that Unite and GMB are pulling out all the stops to prevent Miliband from becoming Chancellor because they don't like his commitment to Net Zero.

... on the hottest day since records began

the express has had several front pages damning net zero in recent weeks. they really have a bee in their bonnet about it.

It's a standard right wing hate totem

(Hence Unite etc etc)

Jobs Jobs Jobs

After last night's incumbent losses to upstarts in NYC, my sources tell me Dem party leadership is reaching out to an individual they refer to only as "The Fixer", and that making that call is a "break in case of emergency" situation, but he's available and ready to go to work pic.twitter.com/AFsBLUFawJ

— Will 🦥 Menaker (@willmenaker) June 24, 2026

UK unions being pro fossil fuel, anti-green energy is not in the interests of the working classes, its purely to serve the billionaires and is so on brand for them.

Sharon Graham organised a Unite protest for a more equitable share of the weapons of death industry blood money for workers, after Italian unions had organised blockades for Gaza. It's a shameful bootlicking country is this and Graham is despicable and the other unions are all right-wing garbage as well. Which goes to show how the unionisation of BAE is a trojan horse for the UK elites and how apolitical labourism without anti-imperialism and class politics is always going to serve the interests of the scumbag elites. And this all comes the back to the complete destruction of the Labour Party also cannot come soon enough.

The Economist here is providing more hallucinations on 'Red Ed'

https://archive.ph/32o0q