In this thread I troll you based on your musical preferences

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Post your favourite band plz.

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 04:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

acetone

― ron (ron), Monday, 2 December 2002 04:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

MBV. No, really.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 December 2002 04:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

wouldn't you flame people rather than troll them? maybe i'm not hip to the lingo, daddy-o (ya dig?)

― ron (ron), Monday, 2 December 2002 04:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

dammit come on and troll me! and make it snappy!

― ron (ron), Monday, 2 December 2002 04:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sorry, I was having a poo.
And no, I intend on making statements that provoke reactions, which would be trolling. Although I'll probably also be flaming most people, this gives me more leeway.

Because of your impatience, I'm not even going to bother with your silly hair metal band named after chemicals.

MBV. No, really.

Wow, that was unpredictable. They're all ugly and have bad hair, thus they appeal to people who are ugly and have bad hair. Makes sense, when you think about it.

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 04:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

hair metal? you suck at trolling. or wait, maybe yr really good at it, i can't decide

― ron (ron), Monday, 2 December 2002 04:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have you now.

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 04:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

thalia zedek

― ron (ron), Monday, 2 December 2002 04:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

scott walker.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 2 December 2002 05:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

thalia zedek

Nope. You only get one, sorry.

scott walker

Nah, not my thing eh. American music sucks.

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 05:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Radiohead

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Monday, 2 December 2002 05:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

what a rip off, you didn't even do mine right

have you heard any of these musicians

― ron (ron), Monday, 2 December 2002 05:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

this isn't trolling/flaming at all. it's just dismissing.

anyone can dismiss.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 2 December 2002 05:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah sorry, i'm tired and hot.

Radiohead

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Good one.

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 05:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned has a fine head of hair.

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 2 December 2002 05:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

just for fun, let's suppose i say can...
or wes montgomery to give you something to tease out, into what i'm sure will be a streak of pithy insights.

get to work !!!

― mike (ro)bott, Monday, 2 December 2002 05:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

the avalanches.

― minna (minna), Monday, 2 December 2002 06:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Right now, Scorpions.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 2 December 2002 06:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

tell me why the adam lane quartet sucks!

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 2 December 2002 06:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

pearl jam. really.

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 2 December 2002 06:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bardo Pond fer now (since my other ones are too easy targets).

― Leee (Leee), Monday, 2 December 2002 07:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah, i can't reveal my favorite because mark sinker and ned will make fun of me!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 2 December 2002 07:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

dronerock: let rip. go on, then! i'm listening to the ostrich by the primitives (the original primitives, that is) gonna knock you dead when we come upside yer head. do me, do me, do me!!!

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 09:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

At the moment my favourite record is ABC DEF by Nathan Michel on Tigerbeat 6 Records. Kick me, please!

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 2 December 2002 09:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Starlight Vocal Band!!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 2 December 2002 09:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

webber!

― zebedee, Monday, 2 December 2002 09:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

go on, then, troll me. what, are you chicken? pok pok pok! take the piss out of the velvet underground and spacemen 3, do you need me to show you how?

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 09:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Low

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 2 December 2002 10:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fugazi

― leigh (leigh), Monday, 2 December 2002 11:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

split lip redfield

― Queen G (Queeng), Monday, 2 December 2002 11:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Soul Coughing. Go ahead and dis them and me, but give me some indication that you know what you're talking about.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 2 December 2002 14:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sebastien Steinberg severely freaked me out with his scary eyebrows and sinister stare.

― leigh (leigh), Monday, 2 December 2002 14:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Residents. Go ahead, have fun. I'm game. But give me some indication that you've heard anything other than Duck Stab, Third Reich 'N Roll, and the One Minute Movies.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 2 December 2002 14:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Get back here and mock us, Webber.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 2 December 2002 15:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

someone else needs to take over the trolling duties

― ron (ron), Monday, 2 December 2002 15:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Favorite EVER? Hmmm... Probably the Pixies.

(Yes, I am back. Welcome back, me!)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 2 December 2002 15:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah, i can't reveal my favorite because mark sinker and ned will make fun of me!

Eh? Why me?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 December 2002 16:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Farid el Atrache [band?]. I don't really have a favorite, but this is what I'm playing right now.

― Rockist Scientist, Monday, 2 December 2002 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

MODEST MOUSE

― , Monday, 2 December 2002 19:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sorry, I was off doing important things.

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 19:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

the avalanches

Australians wouldnt know good music if it fisted them with a spade. You should really find a new band that people tell you to like.

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 19:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

tell me why the adam lane quartet sucks!

Hey, if a guy is good enough to be Batman, he's good enough to have a band.

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 19:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

pearl jam. really.

Dude this one time I was talking to Eddie Vedder and I was all "dude, why does your band suck so fucking much?", and he was all "hum nah sae mah sae," and I was all "dude, you don't make any sense. You should get a coherent voice. And a new band, because this one fucking sucks".

Dude.

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 19:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah, i can't reveal my favorite because mark sinker and ned will make fun of me!

What, and they're not going to make fun of you because of Pearl Jam?
You're an optimistic tyke, aren't you?

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 19:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm listening to the ostrich by the primitives (the original primitives, that is)

Ooh, aren't you so fucking indie? The original primitives, no less? Good lord! I'd better change my opinion from a overrated band with nothing interesting to say to an original underrated band with nothing interesting to say. Thanks for the helping hand, champ!

take the piss out of the velvet underground and spacemen 3, do you need me to show you how?

Oh hey, I don't need to take the piss out of you just because you've obviously taken two band names from the babblings of some pretentious scenester and passed them off as your own tastes to appear cooler in front of your peers.

ps U SUX

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 19:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's true, my future husband julian told me to say that. ;-)

(you have no idea who the original primitives really are, do you?)

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Starlight Vocal Band!!

They suck!

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 19:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

(you have no idea who the original primitives really are, do you?)

Whether or not I've heard of them makes no difference in the context of this thread.

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

webber!

OMG RADIOHEAD IS BETTER!!!!

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fugazi

Oh please, that's just a more socially acceptable synonym for "Weezer".

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think it does, considering you accused me of PRETENDING TO LIKE the velvet underground - who recorded the ostrich under the name the primitives.

go on, dis the velvets, i am going to stamp my feet until you dis the velvets!!!

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

and while yer at it, diss JULIAN CASABLANCAS ASS!!!

http://thestrokes.ordinarypictures.com/julprov2.jpg

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Favorite EVER? Hmmm... Probably the Pixies.

I like the way you allude to having a superior knowledge of music by making it seem OH SO HARD to pin down a single band who are deemed worthy of being your favourite, when in reality it's pretty obvious you bought the Fight Club soundtrack because Brad Pitt's so cute! and heard later that hey, that band on their is pretty kewl yo.

The Pixies suck, by the way.

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think it does, considering you accused me of PRETENDING TO LIKE the velvet underground - who recorded the ostrich under the name the primitives.

I just totally trolled you.

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

DISS THE ASS!!! DISS THE ASS!!! DISS MY SPANISH ASS!!!!

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

and while yer at it, diss JULIAN CASABLANCAS ASS!!!

The Vines' asses > The Strokes' asses

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 19:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

ok guys I would love to finish off the rest of the retarded bands that you obviously got off google/made up, but I really need to get out of this house because the floors are being sanded. I wont be back until Thursday so if someone wants to, feel free to do a better job than me.

Laterz.

― webber (webber), Monday, 2 December 2002 19:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Unwound

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Monday, 2 December 2002 19:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

|-|/-\\/\/K\/\/!|\||)

(btw, 3y3 0\/\/|\|z J00, so watch yer ass)

― N0RM4N PH4Y, Monday, 2 December 2002 20:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Current faves

Savath and Savalas - the rolls and the waves (Scott Heron is composing the best music at the moment)
Abdul Ahmed Malik - Sounds of Africa
Philip Cohran - on the beach

― Ed (dali), Monday, 2 December 2002 20:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh yeah

Mr Lif - I Testament

― Ed (dali), Monday, 2 December 2002 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alien Ant Farm!!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 2 December 2002 20:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

In terms of what I've listened to the most in the last several months, my favourite ever 'band' may be Daphne & Celeste. I don't say this with the idea that this is a really tough one to mock.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 2 December 2002 20:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

ok guys I would love to finish off the rest of the retarded bands that you obviously got off google/made up, but I

...have just hit the bottom (Julian Casablanca's?) of my stock of musical knowledge, so I'm cutting out now before I make an even bigger fool of myself.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 2 December 2002 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

this thread is a total dud. why did I even bother to participate? my entry, the adam lane quartet, is a free-jazz outfit, and free jazz is one of the easiest styles of music to insult. unfortunately, the resident "troll" was too lazy to even figure out the basic fact listed above. Instead, I get a reference to batman having a band, which is not a good criticism at all. why isn't batman capable of having a good band?

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 2 December 2002 21:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

dude, judging your trolling skills on a scale of 1 to 10, you are smurf, not a troll at all.

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 21:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

which smurf, kate?

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 2 December 2002 21:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not Smurfette, she was way too cool.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 2 December 2002 21:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

not you, aaron. webber!

(what a weird place il* is, we even rate our trolls...)

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 21:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

no, kate, i know you weren't talking to me... I was just curious :-)

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 2 December 2002 21:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's because Batman isn't a musician, he's a SCIENTIST.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 2 December 2002 22:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bruce W*yne is Batman!!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 2 December 2002 22:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

"it's because Batman isn't a musician, he's a SCIENTIST."

doesn't one of the guys from the Offspring have a PhD in oceanography? Oh, wait, that proves your point ;-)

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 2 December 2002 22:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Worst troll ever.

― Rockist Scientist, Monday, 2 December 2002 23:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

weezer

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 2 December 2002 23:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

webber this is a shameful piece of work! really!

― doorag (hellbaby), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 00:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

webber your favourite band is MANOWAR!

― doorag (hellbaby), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 00:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's not Batman!

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 01:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

And webber skipped over Bardo Pond, bugger.

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 01:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://lollers.netfirms.com/catbus3.jpg

― ron (ron), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 02:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

You = dumb.

I used the word "troll" as opposed to "flame" for a reason, cock-cheese. You see, the purpose of trolling is to illicit reactions from people, not to insult them. By blatently getting the details of the shitty little band you like to call your favourite wrong, I have put into perspective how horribly worthless your life really is. Unable to face up to the fact that everything you know is a lie, you have no other choice but to post a response to my comment. Thus, my job (as a troll) is done. Consider yourself owned. If I was so shitty at trolling, why has this thread had 80 replies in a matter of days? No doubt you are right now itching to reply and state how I had solicited no emotions from you at all and you are in fact a robot programmed to type out wanky posts semi-coherently. Go on, rage away with your verbose response, it will only serve to show I can troll the crap out of you without even trying.

Almost everything written by me in this thread has been a lie, up to and including this post.

Oh, and my floors are being sanded. After tonight I probably wont be able to check this thread until Friday.

― webber (webber), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 07:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

fuck you.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 07:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

YOU BASTARD TROLL BARDO POND.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 07:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

YOU BASTARD TROLL BARDO POND.

One of the world’s greatest live bands are especially popular with their neighbors this year. That’s because they keep going on tour. Just back from West Coast and Southwestern dates, Bardo Pond hit the road again with Fursaxa in mid June. There’s a new CDEP available from the very naggy folks at ThreeLobed and is only available by subscription. Yes, this does sound like one of those Sub Pop things, but take our word for it, ThreeLobed aren’t gonna send you a fucking Ron Sexsmith single and act like they’re doing you a favor.

― webber (webber), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 08:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I only listen to the jingles that those battery-powered Christmas cards play and am therefore beyond parody.

― meirion john lewis (mei), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 08:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

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