Does Rogue Trooper Have A Penis?

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A remember very little that isn't through a veil of sick horror about this weekend, but I do remember joining in a long drunken conversation about Rogue Trooper's cock and what he did with it. I might even have initiated it by mentioning the 'digi-pin-ups' he kept in Bagman. Anyway, these were people well connected with 2000AD - made men - and many seemed to think that Rogue had NO DICK AT ALL!!

Was 2000AD's most blazing battle action hero without cock or nads? It's a subject I'm sure has been discussed to death elsewhere but I figured I'd give ILE the chance to bring their faculties to the issue.

I think he can detach it and hide it in Bagman for later use.

― Al_Ewing, Monday, 16 December 2002 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

He was involved with a number of ladies though, wasn't he? Venus Bluegenes, Sister Sledge, etc. But maybe they liked him because he wasn't always trying to get it on with them.

actually, if the GIs were clones, why would they need penes?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 16 December 2002 23:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Perhaps instead of a cock he had top secret information that the Norts could never find out about, which was why he wore pants. Although he did carry porn around wherever he went.

― Al_Ewing, Monday, 16 December 2002 23:57 (twenty-three years ago)

"Dispensing Penis, Rogue"

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

many seemed to think that Rogue had NO DICK AT ALL!!

Gambit to thread!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

If he did they probably would eat it on Fear Factor.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Most comic book males lack dicks. You only have to look at them in lycra shorts to see that.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

look, what evidence is there to support the idea that Rogue Trooper had no penis?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 20 December 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Every time he was in the same room as a female of any description, his equipment would be sagely telling him that 'GIs and dames don't mix'. Why would a talking hat try to stop Rogue getting it on? Only because he had no human bits whatsoever.

To be honest, I thought the subject was closed. Is this some kind of anniversary thing, DV? Are we going to discuss this every year at this time in order to celebrate Jesus, who according to some wise folk had the same number of man-parts as Rogue Trooper ie none?

Maybe instead of a cock he had some kind of missile or grenade. Or a suicide bomb. That would be why nobody ever kicked him in the nuts. It would be instant death.

― Al_Ewing, Saturday, 20 December 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

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