How can you tell if someone is a good crook?

...given that the waering of a stripy jumper and a mask and having a huge bag marked SWAG makes you a very bad crook in that you'd stand out from the crowd and be easily apprehendable.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Have them try to take something from you. If you don't notice, they're good!

Of course, this won't work if you're a complete idiot.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 12:26 (twenty-three years ago)

a good crook? obv you can't otherwise they'd be bad crooks

― nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 12:33 (twenty-three years ago)