Is ALF's Career in the Toilet Because He Does Long Distance Ads With Hulk Hogan and Toby Keith?

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You know him, the Alien Life Form ALF. Or has the 10-10-220 thing been the beginning of his comeback like John Travolta in Pulp Fiction? I know, it's one of those issues that matters most in this holiday season, but what are your thoughts?

― Ex-Tennis Star, Thursday, 19 December 2002 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

"Before you get up for that final snack, I want you to know that I'll be right back. Ha!"

― Ex-Tennis Star, Thursday, 19 December 2002 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Alf should do a commercial with a pound puppy and a cabbage patch kid.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"WIIIILLY!!"

I'm glad that Alf's career has made a comeback, even if he's schilling for long distance. But I guess this means he didn't make it home to Melmack afterall.

― Aaron W, Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Of all the wisecracking alien TV shows, Alf stood head and shoulders above the rest like some Comic God who hath smited all who dare oppose him.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

definitely better than Small Wonder, though SW had better theme music.

Oh yeah does this mean the guy who wrote Alf (smackhead as portrayed by Ben Stiller) is collecting royalty checks again? Uh oh!

― Aaron A., Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

ALF porn is necessary

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

ALF's career come back started with All Your Base.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

You all know that the dad on ALF was caught on videotape smoking crack and having sex with male prostitutes, right? My friend is getting that issue of the Enquirer framed.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

He (the dad on ALF) sounds just like Joe Lieberman.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

"But not just any pogs, Bart. ALF pogs! He's back... in pog form!"

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

saskia ( friend of mine) gave me this really ugly japanese knockoff ALF t-shirt that says something like ALF WALKING ALONG ALL THE TIME HAPPPY, IT VERY HAPPY, it is the grossest t-shirt in all the whole of my big collection of stupid t-shirts. i loved that show, it makes me wanna eat cats

― duane, Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

ALF porn is necessary

It exists. (Warning: Not safe for work.)

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 20 December 2002 03:52 (twenty-three years ago)

THAT IS SO ALARMING!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 December 2002 04:01 (twenty-three years ago)

This is the best thread there will ever be.

― Ferg (Ferg), Friday, 20 December 2002 04:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Wowwee Zowwee. Eeeeeeeewwwww, Christine.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 20 December 2002 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Would you believe that that's not the only one I've seen? Look around for "The Continuing X-Rated Rated Adventures of Gordon Schumway."

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 20 December 2002 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

"GO FOR IT, WILLY!"

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 20 December 2002 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

where's the cat? HA! I kill me. Brian?

http://dgmwww.epfl.ch/~delmedip/pics/alf.jpg

― Queen G (Queeng), Friday, 20 December 2002 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

fifteen years pass...

I just remembered today that this happened:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwbwKo7sTc

― Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Saturday, 17 February 2018 19:21 (eight years ago)

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