Found this while I was looking for more ALF porn.
1. I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart.
2. Can I hose down your doublet?
3. Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge
and let me cross.
4. You should be glad I'm not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and
plundered by now.
5. What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?
6. Come up and see my scrolls.
7. You can scale my battlements any day, madam.
8. You scratch my boils and I'll scratch yours.
9. They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know.
10. My that's a fine set of chalices you have there.
11. Ssh, I don't want everyone to know I'm on a secret holy quest.
12. When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing
they stretched.
― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 20 December 2002 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)