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keyboard has been damaged. Cant type. cUt and paste only. search for emotional and sexual gratification. avoid the above scenario like the fucking plague
of locusts it obviously is

― [email protected], Friday, 27 December 2002 12:11 (twenty-three years ago)

fuckfuckfuck

― masonicboom (suzy), Friday, 27 December 2002 12:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Yr posts rule now. You sound like Mark E Smith.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 27 December 2002 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

entertAin me Are we dumbing down? i watch too much TV

― masonicboom, Friday, 27 December 2002 12:43 (twenty-three years ago)

We could stand to dumb down a little, I reckon. I didn't mean to imply there was anything wrong w/yr posts before, by the way.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 27 December 2002 12:49 (twenty-three years ago)

AlbAny on news 4 snow

― masonicboom (suzy), Friday, 27 December 2002 12:57 (twenty-three years ago)

No way!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 27 December 2002 12:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate, have you looked for Key Caps yet? It should be in the Apple menu.

― Graham (graham), Friday, 27 December 2002 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate's posts read like they're ransom notes.
I'm waiting to hear if there is a puppy involved.

― Alfie (Alfie), Friday, 27 December 2002 13:08 (twenty-three years ago)

n0t g0t ha1f 1ettrs 1 need. no puppy 1nv01ved but sanity@ staKe

― masonicboom (suzy), Friday, 27 December 2002 13:15 (twenty-three years ago)

How come you have Suzy's email now?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 27 December 2002 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Though I don't want to tax yr limited vocabulary, sorry

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 27 December 2002 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)

1 Am ha1f yr Attent10n n0w?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 27 December 2002 13:35 (twenty-three years ago)

bc0z 1t 1s Suzy's putar and 1 Am 2 1azy 2 paste 1n email every t1me. h0w d0 1 get 0ther ha1f Key Caps 2 werK?

― masonicboom, Friday, 27 December 2002 13:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd go and buy a keyboard if I was you.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 27 December 2002 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

4 a 1apt0p? b better gett1ng a netwerK card 4 my putar bt have n0 money

― masonicboom, Friday, 27 December 2002 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

That was stupid advice anyway, like you wouldn't have thought of that... I still love yr posts, y'know. It's a pity it's so unpleasant for you, I think they sound fantastic.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 27 December 2002 14:02 (twenty-three years ago)

1 canae taKe 1t any m0re dragg1ng 01d pc in2 1vng r00m and writing smut 4 rest 0f weeKend and watching TV. free wi11y and ab fab and y001ian casab1ancas ass w000000. s0me0ne p1s type a chyay 0h my thread p1s

― masonicboom, Friday, 27 December 2002 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Most every laptop I've seen has a port into which you can plug a keyboard--could you borrow Suzy's keyboard?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, what's a chyay?

― Alfie (Alfie), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

n0 keyboard 1n h0wse. a11 laptops. bt thanx 4 yr j s0 1 can paste j.u1ian again. type wh01e a1habet and I can be 1IKe 0uIja b0ard

― masonicboom, Friday, 27 December 2002 16:02 (twenty-three years ago)

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
1234567890
!"£$%^&*()-_+={}[]:;@'~#<>,./

― Alfie (Alfie), Friday, 27 December 2002 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

HA. Kate is morphing slowly into Norman Phay!
PS: ABCDERGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 1234567890 !@#$%^&*() `-=[]\;',./ ~_+{}|:">< ? all but the in your Julian no house laptop ass RUBBISH!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

g0 0n then ask me a quest10n ab0ut the future!!!

― masonicboom, Friday, 27 December 2002 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Julian ass sexual gratification h0w ab0wt dr0ner0x0r? ? ?

― masonicboom, Friday, 27 December 2002 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

What happened to your keyboard? Did you spill a drink onto it or something? My keyboard started acting up like that the other week, after I accidentally spat a mouthful of Pepsi onto it because I laughed out loud at one of Dan Perry's jokes.

Moral of this story = do not read ilXor while drinking carbonated soft drinks, it will cost you £19.99 for a replacement keyboard.

Would it help if we all typed lists of useful words for you to cut and paste, instead of just the alphabet? here are a few to get you started.......

Christmas

hairy

annoying

tomato

indescribable

thwarted

sausage

scintillating

regret

sausage

and

but

however

indeed

actually

never

always

Okay?

― C J (C J), Friday, 27 December 2002 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

dirty dronerock boys with greasy hair

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

(the) ASS

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 27 December 2002 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I may regret this later, but:

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― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 27 December 2002 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Ed Suzy Gareth

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 December 2002 16:34 (twenty-three years ago)

d0nt remember exact1y but sake and nick beng rude 0n i1e were inv01ved... however indescribable Powerful joy @ dirty dronerock boys with greasy hair attracts more young people. I go on and on...

― masonicboom, Friday, 27 December 2002 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

m0re tea requred. when 1s t1me team 0n? 0n1y t0ny r0b1ns0n can save me fr0m P0st xmas d01drums...

― masonicboom, Friday, 27 December 2002 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I've got cinnamon apple tea at my desk. Care for some?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 27 December 2002 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

cinnamon apple yum had pg tips 0n1y 45 min ti11 t1me team specia1 2 h0urs 0f t1me team aniversary

― masonicboom, Friday, 27 December 2002 17:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Time Team
until 'til
more
from
Tony Robinson
Heh, can I turn this into a lucrative career? (A: No.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I would just like to say how much I am enjoying this thread. It's like trying to have a conversation with someone who is having an epileptic fit or something. I don't mean for that to sound at all horrible or unsympathetic to anyone with a medical condition, you understand. I'm just finding it very amusing.

I'll get me coat, then, shall I?

― C J (C J), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

A few essential ILX words:
Chickenbear
Fite
Oh No
OTM
If you hate us
cockfarmer

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Julian's ostentatious ass

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

have y0u ever seen me use any 0f th0se ILX frases? 1ts acua11y qu1te 1nterest1ng 2 see 1f 1 can make myse1f underst00d. 1yke be1ng dsab1ed. 0r c0mun1cat1ng w1th space aLiens...its stretch1ng my brane fer shere. 0r 3 h0wrs 0f Tony Robinson perhaps

― masonicboom, Friday, 27 December 2002 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm on the floor here!!!!!

― C J (C J), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:25 (twenty-three years ago)

0h ny g0d 1ts wa1tham abbey 0n t1me team !!!

― masonicboom, Friday, 27 December 2002 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you got a new keyboard yet Kate? (I hope not, this was fun!)

― C J (C J), Saturday, 28 December 2002 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

not going to happen until ed and suzy come home but i've got fairly good with keycaps so alas no more dysphasic phun.

― masonicboom, Saturday, 28 December 2002 12:03 (twenty-three years ago)

need this thread

― masonicboom, Sunday, 29 December 2002 12:39 (twenty-three years ago)

still need this thread

― masonicboom, Monday, 30 December 2002 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

etc.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 30 December 2002 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)

gatchaman
jason
sonic
vox
ur-quan destroyer
chenjesu
androsyn guardian
oh fux0r, this isn't the rpg thread

― gygax!, Monday, 30 December 2002 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

summon julian-ass +3

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I was on a computer the other evening whose "e" key was broken. And if you typed in more than 10 letters in a URL it would go bonkers and start opening up extra windows.

So I had to figure out how to get to "Google" without using the "e" key and without typing any URLs longer than 10 letters. It was a surprisingly consuming challenge.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

julian rolls over on you trying to look himself in the ceiling mirror. roll 2d20+d10+2d8.

― gygax!, Monday, 30 December 2002 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

ive been living without the a, the q, the top 1, the esc, the bunny thingies and the z for about a month or two

― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't use the letter q much - here, have mine!

― C J (C J), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

hey buger off this is my thread so keep yer pervy d and d julian sex fantasies off it.

― masonicboom, Monday, 30 December 2002 21:56 (twenty-three years ago)

still still need this thread

― masonicboom, Tuesday, 31 December 2002 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)

new years sucks

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 13:20 (twenty-three years ago)

It looks like the keyboard problem has gone but I reckon it would have been caused by that nifty little key that makes part of the keyboard into a numeric keypad (hence there is numbers written on the keys in one of the top corners in a different colour to the letters). How annoying. I don't want to talk about Insert/Overwrite keys.

― toraneko (toraneko), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

new years is a holiday, otherwise it does indeed suck and blow.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

i need you, don't leave

― masonicboom, Thursday, 2 January 2003 17:28 (twenty-three years ago)

If you leave
Don't leave now
Please don't take my heart away
Promise me just one more night
And then we'll go our seperate ways...

(alternately:)

Babe, I love you so
I want you to know
That I'm gonna miss your love
The minute you walk out that door
Please don't go
Don't gooooooooo
Don't go away...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 January 2003 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

had ed's computer today, so i didn't need it today.

― masonicboom, Friday, 3 January 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

how could you leave me...

― masonicboom, Monday, 6 January 2003 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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