What am I going to do with TWO beard trimmers?

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Should I use the one with a battery option but a smaller range of beard lengths or the one with only plug-in but a mighty 3-18mm beard guage??

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 27 December 2002 12:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Do not read if you're Nicole.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 27 December 2002 12:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Trim both sideboards simultaneously! (An ambition of mine)

― robster (robster), Friday, 27 December 2002 12:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom, precisely how far DID you take your attempts to get into Carter USM again?

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 27 December 2002 12:39 (twenty-three years ago)

i need one tom, and dont want to buy one. you could send one to me, and i will send you pictures of me trimming my "beard"

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 27 December 2002 12:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Take the hint?

― Graham (graham), Friday, 27 December 2002 13:03 (twenty-three years ago)

with the battery powered one you could trim your beard anywhere! imagine!!

― bob zemko (bob), Friday, 27 December 2002 14:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Graham's OTM.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 27 December 2002 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

use one for your cack n balls and the other for your face.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 27 December 2002 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Then get confused.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham is OTM. I shall say no more.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Ew. A cack-trimmer.

Anyway, ALWAYS go for the one with the beard length options. I was actually disappointed that no one got me a beard-trimmer for Christmas this year and before opening presents, I didn't even know that I wanted one.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Was it insecure or thoughtful of your friends and family to not buy you one?

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd like one too, it'd give me the excuse I need to finally grow a beard rather than just not shaving for a week, growing half one, but going "oh fuck I suppose I should shave" and getting rid of it. Last time was before a Sleater-Kinney show, turning up w/a week's worth of burly unshavenness didn't seem appropriate.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh Andrew, I want to make an awful joke now. SHAME ON YOU FOR TEMPTING ME.

Nicole: Surely you meant "secure or thoughtless"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham knows nothing about these wonderful artefacts - they CANNOT remove your beard entirely, the lowest settings would give me George Michael '88-era designer stubble (argh)

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Please make a joke! I want to see if I've thought of the same awful thing. Also I'm about to go to bed.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom, you would get that look that is being made fashionable again thanks to Grand Theft Auto: Vice City!

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Too late, I have to sleep. Do it anyway, I'll read it tomorrow

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom: As long as it doesn't also give you George Michael '88-era jeans and sunglasses, I think you're all right.

Andrew: I was going to make a "how could they tell you apart from the band?" joke, which a) wouldn't be nice, and b) would have been solely for the sake of making the joke, as I don't think anyone in S-K (male or female) is particularly stubbly about the face.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

"stubbly about the face" - YIKES. 'Tis the season for rampant Anglophilia!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Go for the 88 era stubble!

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 27 December 2002 17:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean imagine your beard as the bassline from Club Tropicana! Classic.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 27 December 2002 17:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I want Tom to be prancing around his flat singing Father Figure to Alix and Sarah in their undies.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 December 2002 17:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I want Tom to be prancing around his flat singing Father Figure to Alix and Sarah in their undies.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 December 2002 17:18 (twenty-three years ago)

(Obviously a thinly-veiled plot to get Sarah and Alix in their undies.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I meant Tom to be wearing their undies.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, my plot and thin veils don't mix.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Hence the trimmer.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

As a serious suggestion, why not give one to Sarah? She's obsessed with stupid inappropriate things.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Or trim two beards!

(Wait. Chris suggested that already.)

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Giving a beard trimmer to a woman = saying "You look someone with a ferocious bush."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Giving a beard trimmer to a woman = saying "You look like someone with a ferocious bush."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.phoenix.de/imperia/md/images/usa/bush/6.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you sure you don't have two beards? Maybe someone noticed another one.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

See, that sign is actually about the brunette with the dark glasses. I bet her bush could eat Chicago.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

If it could, Guinness Book of World Records wants her now!

But seriously Tom, auction off the second one, label it 'one owner, Bigfoot'----with a few hairs as evidence, o'course---and see who is mad enough to buy.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 28 December 2002 21:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I was implying you grow a very neatly trimmed beard Tom. Why, what did you think?

― Graham (graham), Saturday, 28 December 2002 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

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