Women and Range-Rovers........

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Actually nothing to do with Gillian Taylforth's lay-by antics so well documented a while ago,but more a need to discover the driving logic applied by the more well-heeled laydees to their 4x4's.Not your Suzuki Vitara or Honda HRV runabouts,but the two-and-a-half ton,fifty-grand,petrol guzzling monsters we see ferrying little Tarquin and his sister Clarissa to prep school every morning.Forgive me if I am wrong,but I am sure the design chaps at Range Rover(or Nissan,Toyota,even Mercedes)were very thorough when planning out the suspension systems on their respective 4x4's.Designed to tackle the roughest terrain in some of the most inhospitable places on Earth,years of research and testing have gone into the production of these go-anywhere vehicles.......

........so answer me this:WHY DO WOMEN DRIVERS IN EXPENSIVE OFF-ROADERS SLOW DOWN TO 5mph FOR SPEED-BUMPS???????

Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Saturday, 28 December 2002 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

All people who buy these cars are motherfuckers, regardless of what they do in them. Except farmers.

Mark C (Mark C), Saturday, 28 December 2002 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I must admit that I once owned a Range Rover.I paid £900 for it,and treated it like the stinking dirty pig that it was.Found itself nose-down in a ditch full o' shite many a time.Now THATS what they design these things for,not nobbing about in Sainsburys car parks or trendy wine bars!
And Toyota LandCruiser's are pretty handy when it comes to ram-raiding.....apparently.

Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Sunday, 29 December 2002 01:58 (twenty-three years ago)

All SUVs and minivans not filled with snotty kids should be stricken from the road and driven through a rave.

My hatered of them has nothing to do with driving a mustang II for years.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 29 December 2002 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)


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