Top 100 Phrases For Attempting To Defuse Arguments

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1) That guy out of Nickelback's beard is rubbish.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 30 December 2002 09:42 (twenty-three years ago)

2) DUDE!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 30 December 2002 10:08 (twenty-three years ago)

3) Do you hate fun?

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 30 December 2002 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

suck on this motherfucker

― Queen G (Queeng), Monday, 30 December 2002 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

5. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 30 December 2002 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

6) B-B-B-B R E A K D A N C E !!

― gage o (gage o), Monday, 30 December 2002 13:57 (twenty-three years ago)

7) You can just...eat a dick.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 30 December 2002 13:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Intelligent people don't argue about verifiable facts.

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 30 December 2002 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

9) Can't you see you're in love with each other?

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 30 December 2002 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

10) "That's the way of the world, my dear"

― matthew james (matthew james), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

fremme...

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)

12) Girls, girls. You're both pretty princesses.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)

12) "Can't we all just hit a bong?"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:10 (twenty-three years ago)

14) Well if you've made up your mind, nothing I say will convince you otherwise.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

13) Lady, if you have to... ugh.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

16) "I'd rather have an intelligent enemy than a stupid friend." (from the movie Frida

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:14 (twenty-three years ago)

17) "Shiny happy people holding hands..."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

18) "CAAAAAAAN you FEEEEEL the LUUUUUUUUV toNIIIIIIIIGHT?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

19) "...and then they all lez up."

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

20. it's because of you that the terrorists have won!

― maura (maura), Monday, 30 December 2002 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)

21) Did your mother give birth to all cunts or just you?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 30 December 2002 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

22 are you people taht bored that you dnt like to accentuate your cars?

― ron (ron), Monday, 30 December 2002 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan Perry, meet Ariel Sharon and Yasser Arafat...

"He's a war criminal..."
"He's a terrorist..."
"He's trying to ethnically cleanse my people..."
"He's a two-faced terrorist supporter..."

Dan suddenly looks both of 'em in the eye and belts out "CAAAAAAAN you FEEEEEL the LUUUUUUUUV toNIIIIIIIIGHT?", and they both realize the folly of their madness and hug and make up.

Then they start kissing and caressing and...okay, that's too much.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 30 December 2002 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

ME FOR AMBASSADOR TO EVERYWHERE

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 December 2002 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

23. But really Frodo is just annoying isn't he?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 30 December 2002 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"Did your mother give birth to all cunts or just you?"

This is anatomically improbable, but I can't be bothered re-arranging the words to form a well-known phrase or saying at the moment.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 30 December 2002 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

25. hey, diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks...

[post giant photo of the ass]

― masonicboom, Monday, 30 December 2002 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

26. if you just listened to the great tao this wouldn't be a problem

― Maria (Maria), Monday, 30 December 2002 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

27) Shall we watch Airplane! then?

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 30 December 2002 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

28. *Relax* (ach do I hate this one)

― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 30 December 2002 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

29. GRUDGEFUCK!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 30 December 2002 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

30. Lets hit the mall!!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 30 December 2002 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

31. Okay, everyone - it's my round! What are you all drinking?

― C J (C J), Monday, 30 December 2002 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

32. You're still young. When you get to my age you'll understand.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 30 December 2002 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

33. i'm very sorry that you feel that way (this doesn't work)

― dan (dan), Monday, 30 December 2002 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

34. Who farted?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 December 2002 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

35. I know you are, but what am I? (repeated back and forth into infinity)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 30 December 2002 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

36. Why don't you talk to me like a man?

― Aaron W, Monday, 30 December 2002 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

37. YMMV

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OOOH!HANDBAGS AT TEN PACES!

― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

39. Hey guys what're you arguing about? (I tried to do that once at a bar with two people who were carrying on forever. I asked it in the most genial voice possible hoping I could diffuse them just long enough to knock it off... instead they started yelling at me!)

― Aaron W, Monday, 30 December 2002 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

At the end of the day, you're wrong. Alright?

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

40) I'm sorry, you're right. (Especially good if the person is completely wrong. It just gets them to shut up already.)

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

41) I'M FUCKING HALLE BERRY!

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

42. Tornado!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 30 December 2002 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

43. Agree with me or feel my wrath

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 30 December 2002 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

44. unleash the f00kin fy00reeee

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 30 December 2002 22:27 (twenty-three years ago)

45. WELL IT'S ALL JUST OPINION REALLY ISN'T IT

― Ferg (Ferg), Monday, 30 December 2002 23:07 (twenty-three years ago)

46. Agree with me or feel my "wrath".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 December 2002 23:11 (twenty-three years ago)

47. Feel Dan's "wrath" or I'll make you "agree" with me.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 30 December 2002 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

(Good lookin' out, Ronan!)

48. HUSH UP PUNCH DRUNK

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 December 2002 23:19 (twenty-three years ago)

49. Shut your fucking face uncle fucker.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

You're all a buncha COCKFARMERS!!!!!!!!!!1
("1" at end is optional)

― Poppy (poppy), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 02:15 (twenty-three years ago)

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 11:51 (twenty-three years ago)

50. flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

51. chickenbear!

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

i light my torch and wave it for the new moon on monday

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 13:09 (twenty-three years ago)

If someone is arguing with me, I will suddenly assume a very surprised expression, point to some non-existent thing behind them, and shout "Good Grief! What is THAT????"

When they turn to look, I just run away very quickly.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 15:15 (twenty-three years ago)

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