if you could have a title what would it be?

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a baron in skye has given his title up for sale, including the castle and land. he wants to use the money to start a whiskey factory.

if you could afford or get a title which and of what would it be?

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be careful, don't lose your heads!

― erik, Monday, 30 December 2002 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Brother Number One

― dave q, Monday, 30 December 2002 12:07 (twenty-three years ago)

i'd like clarification on the difference between a Count (and whats a Viscount?) and a Baron....unlike more regal titles like Duke they have become synonomous with EEEEVIIIILLLL! is this just down to Dracula and the Kaiser's 'Red Baron'?

i'd just like the Spanish 'title' 'El' - El Stevo, El Mannion, thatd be great...and i could live in El Castillo Del Mannion

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 30 December 2002 13:20 (twenty-three years ago)

according to an old dictionary: count is a non-english viscount (ergo count dracula), and a viscount stands in order between an earl and a baron...but it's probably more complicated than this.

― erik, Monday, 30 December 2002 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Sir Loin of Beef

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 30 December 2002 13:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Sir, will do fine.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 30 December 2002 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Heir Presumptive.

― Aimless, Monday, 30 December 2002 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

but i already have one, though i can't find the link. i'm baronness of chester, i think.. or something like that.

― masonicboom, Monday, 30 December 2002 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

"Professional Computer Geek"

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 30 December 2002 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a bit of a disappointment every time an honours list comes out and I don't get a peerage. For services to, um.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 30 December 2002 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Urban fishing?

― C J (C J), Monday, 30 December 2002 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

i want to be the pope.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 30 December 2002 19:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Lord Of The Pants.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 30 December 2002 19:32 (twenty-three years ago)

i would be Pharaoh. Pharaoh Pashmina 1. I would be Pharaoh of all you lamers, and I would make you all push gigantic stone blocks around on rollers made of trees, and I would make you all build a huge towering edifice that would reflect my mightiness, as detailed in thee instrucktionz printed below. J34H!@# R34D & 0B3Y, FuX0RZ!@#!@#!@#!@~
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― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 30 December 2002 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Sir Gurny Raver,that sounds good to me.And my electrician friend,Sir Kitt Breaker.And his mate with the corny chat-up lines,Duke Umhere-Offten.

I'll get me coat.......

― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Monday, 30 December 2002 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Lady Sarah sounds nice.

Lady Sarah McLusky of Richmond presiding...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Sir Eel. like... surreal... sir eel, surreal... la la la

i . am . not . insane

― Dave (Dave), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 00:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Sir Lord Baltimore The Duke of Earl, obv.

― doorag, Tuesday, 31 December 2002 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Anything besides 'associate'.

― Dave Beckhouse (Dave Beckhouse), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Dame de Confiture d'Oranges

voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir . . .

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 00:36 (twenty-three years ago)

(that is, unless "Mrs. Mark Prior" is available)

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 00:37 (twenty-three years ago)

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