best disaster movie?

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Still have not ever seen this film. For years I figured the SCTV spoof was good enough.

Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Thursday, 12 June 2014 14:43 (nine years ago) link

nice to see Cassandra Crossing get so much love it's amazing!

also..

http://www.soundonsight.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/juggernaut-quad.jpg

piscesx, Thursday, 12 June 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link

Answer to the thread is The Exterminating Angel btw

Who whom kissed? (imago), Thursday, 12 June 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

For years I figured the SCTV spoof was good enough.

That is the second time in two weeks that particular episode has come up for me. Weird.

Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link

Endorsing Inferno and dismissing Red River? Looks like I should check Tim's Vermeer out.

Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Friday, 13 June 2014 12:13 (nine years ago) link

He loves North by Northwest too, you cretin.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 June 2014 12:15 (nine years ago) link

Towering Inferno is pretty entertaining though I dunno if I'd go around claiming its at a lack for contrived drama.

Richard Chamberlain's got some amazing bits at the sneering heel at fault for the inferno. Best is when his wife says she'll stand by him despite his heel status, and he indifferently responds that all he needs is *this*, holding up a drink.

da croupier, Friday, 13 June 2014 14:09 (nine years ago) link

Earthquake is definitely a crappier film (though pretty amusing at points) but its weird to say that ones unpleasant and devoid of escape and then praise another movies newfound 9/11 parallels.

da croupier, Friday, 13 June 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, was going to say "You don't learn anything from Earthquake" is a particularly hysterical statement/criticism.

Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Friday, 13 June 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link

Best is when his wife says she'll stand by him despite his heel status, and he indifferently responds that all he needs is *this*, holding up a drink.

A bottle, actually. Even better.

Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Friday, 13 June 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link

originally it was a dildo

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 June 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link

This Is the End

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 June 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link

All the early-80s nuclear disaster movies (other than Testament) on YouTube now:
Threads
Special Bulletin
Countdown to Looking Glass
The Day After

did click through tho on the money (Eazy), Friday, 13 June 2014 18:48 (nine years ago) link

The Day After scared the shit out of me as a kid, I still can't watch it without getting anxiety flashbacks.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 June 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link

xxp in the Director's Cut it's a double-ender...

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Friday, 13 June 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link

other than Testament

this one is the most horrifying/the one I am most loathe to watch again

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 June 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link

xp The Towering Double-Ender

Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Friday, 13 June 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link

"A monument to all the bullshit in the world."

Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Friday, 13 June 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

Lester's Juggernaut is p damn good... and often INTENTIONALLY funny! No wonder if gets no mention from the camp crowd.

(Roy Kinnear with possibly his funniest perf for Lester, as the social director)

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 October 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link

Thanks, crossed it off my list.

thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Monday, 26 October 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link

yeah it's killer, a proper nail-biter. excellent dialogue and top legging about and tearing around by the cast. i'm astonished there's never been a remake. also, Hopkins in still-boozy years.

piscesx, Monday, 26 October 2015 20:34 (eight years ago) link

yes Eric, while yer at it let's reclassify Showgirls as a disaster film.

Richard Harris is a hoot... "Fallon, the undefeated champion!"

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 October 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

You're a disaster film.

thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Monday, 26 October 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

in fact, the guy Lester brought on to rewrite the script resulted in the producer-original writer using a pseudonym.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 October 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link

i'd accept being Juggernaut.

You're The Swarm, honeybunch!

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 October 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link

should a disaster film feed off your deeper fears, like a good horror flick? or is it better when the disaster is more of a pretext and the actual horror of the situation is rather synthetic and unreal?

Aimless, Monday, 26 October 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link

Both can produce worthy films.

thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Monday, 26 October 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link

I went on a kick a while back and rewatched Earthquake, Towering Inferno, Poseidon Adventure, Airport & Airport 75, and The Swarm.

The Swarm is not very enjoyable except for the hilarious bees. Mostly it just loooooong and v v boring

Towering Inferno still my favorite of all, the pacing is tense & the effects are still impressive

No mention of Black Sunday - love that one!

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link

Earthquake is ok but the ending is stupid

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link

Not a huge fan of the genre, aside from Leslie Nielsen's stone-faced "My God" as the sight of the tidal wave in The Poseidon Adventure.

Fetty Wap Is Strong In Here (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link

only ppl who like prefer bad movies are fans of the genre

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 03:29 (eight years ago) link

*side-eye*

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 04:23 (eight years ago) link

Veg, watch Juggernaut

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 11:46 (eight years ago) link

https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1295653813_referee-flag.jpg

Black Sunday is mostly "political thriller," only part disaster movie.

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 12:39 (eight years ago) link

*throws helmet on the ground*

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 00:04 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Jet Storm by Cy Enfield is basically a British low-budget Airport 1959 'cept classier, in the Nihilism vs Humanism faceoff of a twitchy bomber and an unflappable yet gently mach plane captain (Richard Attenborough and Stanley Baker, of course). Half the pasengers are as crazy as Attenborough, including prefab rock star Marty Wilde and future "Maude" maid Hermione Baddeley.

Captain Baker's plan to steady the passengers includes TRANQUILIZER-SPIKED CHAMPAGNE, and platonically matched seatmates Dame Sybil Thorndike and Goon Harry Secombe happily partake!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84MKSGQzgik

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:00 (eight years ago) link

that's EnDfield btw (he later made Zulu -- American victimized by the blacklist)

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:01 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

so i watched The Towering Inferno for the first time in 41 years and Christ, it is endless. (165 goddamn minutes.) Newman and McQueen ALMOST save it with star power. (Also, McQ has one of the best "oh shit"s in Hollywoodcrap history after he's told he has to go on a neo-suicide mission by his deputy -- Dabney Coleman!)

It's basically like Mad Mad Mad Mad World with fire and explosions as all the slapstick. Are Robert Wagner and his secretary the oldest characters who ever got the genre-movie death penalty for illicit sex?

Richard Chamberlain's got some amazing bits at the sneering heel at fault for the inferno.

Chamberlain's sniveling is amazing, and pretty queer. Susan Blakely's line to him needs more attention: "If you've done anything to Daddy's building, God help you."

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 17:13 (eight years ago) link

and by endless i meant it couldn't end til OJ gave Astaire that cat.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link

Still have never seen (not my fave genre), but the SCTV parody is pretty great.

pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link

also if Maureen McGovern is ever singing at your party or cruise, haul ass

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 February 2016 21:38 (eight years ago) link

towering inferno feels like a breezy 90min compared to earthquake (or worse, the swarm)

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 February 2016 03:21 (eight years ago) link

Earthquake is funnier crap, tho/because the cast is significantly worse

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 February 2016 03:42 (eight years ago) link

(cept George Kennedy)

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 February 2016 03:42 (eight years ago) link

i just do not enjoy earthquake much until the very end

towering inferno has more good/lol *moments*

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 February 2016 05:56 (eight years ago) link

three years pass...

Welcome news for those who, like me, regretted not buying the FSM disc of The Towering Inferno before it went out of print:

https://lalalandrecords.com/disaster-movie-soundtrack-collection-music-by-john-williams-limited-edition-4-cd-box-set/

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 December 2019 00:53 (four years ago) link

three years pass...

How the hell did the song that Maureen McGovern sings in The Towering Inferno win an Oscar? The one from The Poseidon Adventure I can kind of get, but who remembers “We May Never Love Like This Again”?

Josefa, Saturday, 22 April 2023 18:00 (one year ago) link

What was supposed to win that year? No way they would've given it to "Blazing Saddles" and the other three ... woof!

Benji	"I Feel Love"	Euel Box (music); Betty Box (lyrics)
Blazing Saddles "Blazing Saddles" John Morris (music); Mel Brooks (lyrics)
Gold "Wherever Love Takes Me" Elmer Bernstein (music); Don Black (lyrics)
The Little Prince "Little Prince" Frederick Loewe (music); Alan Jay Lerner (lyrics)

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Sunday, 23 April 2023 15:32 (one year ago) link

It was actually "The Morning After" that beat a better, bigger song: "Ben."

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Sunday, 23 April 2023 15:33 (one year ago) link

we need tapes of Benji singing Summer-Moroder-Bellotte's "I Feel Love."

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 April 2023 15:36 (one year ago) link


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