An empty cigar tube filled with wasps makes a good vibrator.

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"Hey, it ain't easy being me, pal. Now go get me another cigar!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 23 October 2003 12:38 (twenty years ago) link

*swoons*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 23 October 2003 12:41 (twenty years ago) link

"Yup, dames love the monocle. Works every time."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 23 October 2003 13:42 (twenty years ago) link

two months pass...

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:18 (twenty years ago) link

We should create a "Hall Of Fame" category and put this thread in it.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

Exceptional. Fucking top class.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link

How many wasps are you meant to get in there anywhere - until they're literally all jammed in there, or just three or four?

I am assuming this is a big cigar.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

Three or four. You could use an empty Pringles tube full of bluebottles if you're a particularly large girl.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago) link

INTO THE PENALTY BOX WITH YOU, YOU POXY WELSHMAN

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:33 (twenty years ago) link

Cream cheese and chives?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:33 (twenty years ago) link

I only revived this thread because The Missionary Position had been locked.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:33 (twenty years ago) link

God! I had to give up reading that, my laughter was far too conspicuous. Fucking genius.

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:33 (twenty years ago) link

imagine if c-man started this thread.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

i was just thinking the same thing

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:43 (twenty years ago) link

i have concluded that it would not have been as good

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:43 (twenty years ago) link

It was the most perfectly-formed ILE thread ever and Boyler ruined it. Is it too late to have the end posts deleted?

Doggy style is not the default for everyone, Kate. First time I tried it with my partner, she mentioned that it didn't work with her--note that's not "for" but "with"--she is angled/padded such that it's a strain on her to tilt the right way, and she doesn't enjoy it nearly as much as, for instance, missionary, of which she is a big fan.
-- green orange (sorto...), February 25th, 2003 12:44 PM.

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GET THIS FILTH OFF MY SWEETS THREAD!!!
-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 25th, 2003 12:46 PM.

Is the best bit.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:45 (twenty years ago) link

Indeed.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:54 (twenty years ago) link

I miss Lara.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:54 (twenty years ago) link

four months pass...

Wasps, not bees!

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 4 June 2004 07:42 (nineteen years ago) link

As Teeny points out upthread, the bees are busy with a stick of their own.

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 4 June 2004 07:49 (nineteen years ago) link

The thrill has been lost since I discovered the Hornet Hobbler.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 07:58 (nineteen years ago) link

!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Isn't it just?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Tom's idea about moth porn is genius!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 4 June 2004 11:50 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Just for fun.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/beesodomy.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 26 August 2005 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link

This cannot be allowed to sink down the New Answers page without comment.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

wow.

― carly (carly), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Tracer Hand, I KISS YOU.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 August 2005 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Tracer Hand, I masturbate you with a beehive.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 29 August 2005 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

See, this is why Tracer likes me more than he likes you.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 August 2005 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Mmmmm, vibrating honey.

― Sweet ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 29 August 2005 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

The greatest thing about that pic is that somebody actually has it framed, on a wall.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 August 2005 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

IT IS ART

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 29 August 2005 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...

How have I only just seen that picture?!

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 December 2005 11:04 (eighteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

Working late = revive awesome old threads

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 01:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Somehow I think if I started this thread, you would not think it so awesome. That's racist!

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

t/s: sand vs. wasps

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:38 (seventeen years ago) link

uh, sand, obviously unless it's in your kidney (and even then)

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, and BTW 'Joei wasp vibrator' will eventually come up with a Google hit

#1 hit Dan!

― ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Friday, 10 November 2006 12:49 (seventeen years ago) link

An empty cigar tube filled with WASPs makes an even worse vibrator than you'd imagine.

― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Friday, 10 November 2006 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

#1 hit Dan!

ROFFLE

RUN NOW, RAGGETT

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

Two CO2 cartridges filled with a wooden dowel makes a good dildo:

http://godlovesmeat.com/spatulatzar/dildo/

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 14 January 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Insight into ILXors web-browsing habits = EEK

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Sunday, 14 January 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

nine months pass...

OK, I admit it I'm intrigued...
http://www.theconevibrator.net/images/product.jpg
Anyone had personal experience of this? It's good for men and women or so it says on the box.

― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 13:52 (sixteen years ago) link

How does that even work? Do you sit on it?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link

ding ding ding

― ^@^, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd love to test it, but I doubt there exists a shop which'd let you test vibrators before buying one.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 14:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Actually no, I think some sex stores have tester vibrators their customers can check out. But I don't think you can test it in, er, real use.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

"think"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

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