Ivan Campo

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The greatest figure of fun since Jason Lee? Perhaps, but I hope his stay in Britain is a long one. His heroic lack of effort and inability to make the simplest of clearances never fails to amuse - especially as not so long ago he was playing for The Best Club in Europe. Was his performance against Sunderland last night the worst by a Premiership player? Very possibly.

Discuss.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

From the highlights on the TV last night, he had a stinker. But I'm not in a very good position to judge because I was still laughing about another of the results.

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

My theory last night was that Mr. Campo doesn't rate anyone he's playing alongside and is trying (and failing) to do it all himself.

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

My Christmas present from one of my mates was a picture of Ivan pulling a funny face cut out of the sun.

The biggest cult player in British football since Bontcho Gutchnev, definitely.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

If he was a weeble they could send him back for a refund.

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Isn't he too busy being in The Strokes to play football?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I still have painful memories of Michael Frontzek.

― Tagois, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Jorge Campos is better.

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I once had a dream that Ivan Campo had a horrific accident while playin for Real Madrid. I watched him intently the next day to see if my dream would become a reality and...

...it didn't. But he's a hideously ugly man.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Ugliest footballer in the premiership? We haven't seen much of Luke Chadwick lately...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Rio Ferdinand's no...FABIO (This was the first thing that came to mind, so I decided to leave it in. For the uninitiated-read Richard Gere for Fabio)

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 22:03 (twenty-three years ago)

He's no Ivan either!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

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