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Sweeping: classic or dud?

An essay on American vomiting habits.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 18:48 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

oh, and how often does this sort of misreading happen to you?

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 18:48 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

All the time.

I read An essay on American vomiting habits too and was thinking, "URGHH! SIck!" Then I thought maybe it was a spin-off of the Dieting thread...

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 18:57 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

women and their choice of titties

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 16 January 2003 16:59 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

The 12-foot penis of the Southern Left Whale.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Lara (Lara), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:05 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Jay-Z vs Giants Superbowl

That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 17 January 2003 03:18 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

are you a jaw for jesus?

donna (donna), Friday, 17 January 2003 05:02 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

not a misread ILX title but a misread cd cover.

Im listening to Sam Prekop right now. Anyways, my friend came over to my desk and asked me what I was listening to. I handed him the cd. "Oh Sam Peacock huh? He any good?"

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 17 January 2003 18:16 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

crust of shame, I thought it was going to be a thread about bad bread.

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:20 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Today: "have you ever written on your lower body?" I had no idea WHAT it might be about.

, Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:30 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Do you get DJ Krush and DJ Krust mixed up too, jel?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:44 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

haha I was just going to say crust of shame as well!

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:47 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Would that be the state young men's* sheets can get into?

*Obviously we old men don't do things like that.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 19 January 2003 22:00 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

All the guys I know do their sheets like 4 times a day, it's bizarre.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 19 January 2003 22:32 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

"P.S. We Should Be Shopping Together Too"

naked as sin (naked as sin), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:01 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

one I started, "NYC: Fancy a Rubber"--Felicity and I were looking for bridge partners in the five boroughs--was misinterpreted by Jess, as I recall.

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:22 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

'shopkeepers will be persecuted'

minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 01:13 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

panties that start too early

minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:08 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

'the point of prolapse'

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:42 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

t/s: miffy vs greg kitten

g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 20 January 2003 12:02 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Crap Intimidation Techniques

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 25 January 2003 17:01 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Lots of ppl misread my "Walking With Beasts" as "Walking With Breasts".

MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 25 January 2003 17:27 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I just read "Fucked Country" as "Fucked Courtney" and thought, "Oh, here we go again..."

Arthur (Arthur), Saturday, 25 January 2003 18:04 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

thom west (thom w), Saturday, 25 January 2003 20:30 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Rubbish Smiles

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:42 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

What do you think about when you masticate?

Put me right off my dinner, I tells ya.

Lara (Lara), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:52 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

'Convince me that I shouldn't eat men'

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:03 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I read FACK YOU AMERICANS as Fuck You Americans. Ha ha.

Pete (Pete), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:06 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Gazza is the new God.

Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:48 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Oh hang on...

Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:49 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Rubbish Smiles

smee (smee), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:54 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I got a better one: Rubbish Similies!

Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:56 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Is that smilies there, or are you being clever again?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:03 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

A stiffy so large that the easiest thing is just to measure it for a tuxedo.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:07 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

bitter living through acronyms

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 1 February 2003 13:56 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

olsen twins dead

rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 07:48 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Tom Ewing is smoother than a trunk full of milk.

rainy (rainy), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:52 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I also thought it was milk!

kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I actually read it as a "truck full of milk" and thought "mmm, smooth"

kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

what do you do when you realize you are stuck at your "chosen profession"?

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 22:18 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

frank kogan needs to know the diff between a pubic hair

Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:33 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

"horny"

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:37 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I read this correctly: "Having cute girls barge into your room late at night telling you they've 'heard about your equipment'"

But misread the post: "Classic or Free Jizz?"

Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:38 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

This is the thread where we cure cancer.

Wintermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 6 February 2003 13:10 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Mariah Carey: why is she black?

g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 6 February 2003 15:11 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Don't blame Zodiac Mindwarp

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 February 2003 18:15 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

"this is the thread where we discuss the alternatives to evil"

JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:21 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Hovercraft - classic or dud?

Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:23 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Lesbian Cover Versions

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 February 2003 17:06 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Like TaTu's How Soon Is Now, presumably?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 February 2003 19:38 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

The 2017 Cardiacs are America

(lj finally got to me)

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 September 2017 09:43 (three months ago) Permalink

Star Trek: The Bryan Ferry TV reboot

Merry-Go-Sorry Somehow (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 25 September 2017 02:28 (three months ago) Permalink

Lush Rimbaugh

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 23:03 (three months ago) Permalink

≋post yr socks≋

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 28 September 2017 13:46 (three months ago) Permalink

Karl Burns' THE VIETNAM WAR documentary

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Friday, 29 September 2017 10:20 (three months ago) Permalink

I'd watch that.

calzino, Friday, 29 September 2017 10:23 (three months ago) Permalink

Carol Burnett, I like her

Eazy, Friday, 29 September 2017 19:00 (three months ago) Permalink

Compose a porn using only the song titles of one artist

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 1 October 2017 07:50 (three months ago) Permalink

SUPER FUNNY ANIMALS

StanM, Sunday, 1 October 2017 08:25 (three months ago) Permalink

Anyone else misread thread titles because bookmarks being lined up?

Is Frank Zappa Experiencing A Right Wing Drift?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 5 October 2017 12:50 (three months ago) Permalink

the single mom of 2017 you feel is overlooked

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 9 October 2017 15:22 (three months ago) Permalink

My brain keeps mixing up AGING PARENTS and AGNES VARDA

good art is orange; great art is teal (wins), Monday, 9 October 2017 15:26 (three months ago) Permalink

"malkmus solo pollo" = "señor macho solo" to me

attention vampire (MatthewK), Monday, 9 October 2017 20:24 (three months ago) Permalink

why are so many subway ads/billboards about to EJACULATE now?

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 19:47 (three months ago) Permalink

Rolling Baldness and Masculinity Discussion Thread

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 13 October 2017 00:01 (three months ago) Permalink

Let us Anticipate "Love Calls You By Your Name"

heaven parker (anagram), Friday, 13 October 2017 06:44 (three months ago) Permalink

i keep reading Call Me Maybe into that one

flopson, Friday, 13 October 2017 06:50 (three months ago) Permalink

Taking Sides: Jim Morrison Vs Starbucks

Tom's Tits Experiment (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 18:20 (two months ago) Permalink

Don't know where else to put this:

We'll be moving hosts over the course of the next few days, so there may be some outrages.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Monday, 23 October 2017 20:53 (two months ago) Permalink

Victoria Principal with Danny McBride and Walton Goggins

willem, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 14:00 (two months ago) Permalink

Post a conversational opinion

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 22:07 (two months ago) Permalink

1900: Was it really that bad of a year for music?

heaven parker (anagram), Friday, 3 November 2017 12:40 (two months ago) Permalink

Would you ever order a magnificent pizza?

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:44 (two months ago) Permalink

the best single of 2017 you feel is overlooked

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 November 2017 22:35 (two months ago) Permalink

Would you ever order a marijuana pizza?

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 01:23 (two months ago) Permalink

Simon & Simon - BOOKENDS poll

Bernard Crunderdunder (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 20:30 (two months ago) Permalink

Super Mario Odyssey vs Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band [Started by Moka in December 2010, last updated fifty-five minutes ago by Gholdfish Killah (Turrican) on I Love Music] 5 new answers POLL results

Evan, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 22:17 (two months ago) Permalink

Would you ever order a mystic pizza?

Eazy, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 00:25 (two months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Let us anticipate Lady Gaga's directorial debut "Baby Bird"

Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 November 2017 15:57 (one month ago) Permalink

Breads : Classic or Dud?

The buttermilk of Beelzebub (Tom D.), Friday, 24 November 2017 23:16 (one month ago) Permalink

"we don't practice with Nas we've got alot of bills to pay, what happened once in italy will happen now in germany" [Started by rio natsume in August 2005, last updated three days ago by Mark G] 5 new answers

Mark G, Monday, 4 December 2017 10:54 (one month ago) Permalink

what was the final U2 album about?

best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 December 2017 16:28 (one month ago) Permalink

the day after the deadline: can the onion survive brexit and other deep questions

StanM, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 10:27 (one month ago) Permalink

Rolling pro crying thread

In a slipshod style (Ross), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:14 (one month ago) Permalink

StanM's just reminded me of "post a controversial onion" which is still unbelievably funny to me

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:30 (one month ago) Permalink

oumuamua: mysterious goat of carbon-rich gunk hiding an icy heart

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:52 (four weeks ago) Permalink

Favourite track on Popjustice's "Shiite Christmas" playlist

porg and bess (voodoo chili), Sunday, 24 December 2017 16:55 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Christmas Songs - SAD!!!!

... (Eazy), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:31 (two weeks ago) Permalink

School me on SOROS and other home streaming systems

queens of the stonage (ultros ultros-ghali), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 19:26 (two weeks ago) Permalink

This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in the future

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 5 January 2018 05:17 (one week ago) Permalink

Rolling Moist 2018 Image

finlay (fionnland), Friday, 5 January 2018 11:40 (one week ago) Permalink

(xp) This is the invincible thread for ILxors in their forties

2018 has to be better (snoball), Saturday, 6 January 2018 13:11 (one week ago) Permalink

Prius - white noise (2014)

naus, Saturday, 6 January 2018 23:32 (one week ago) Permalink

Urban Badgers

StanM, Sunday, 14 January 2018 14:30 (two days ago) Permalink

Union Badgers

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 January 2018 14:47 (two days ago) Permalink

Urban Badgers


Kinda assuming from the OP that this was the intended title for that thread

very stabbable gaius (wins), Sunday, 14 January 2018 15:11 (two days ago) Permalink

Yeah, I thought it was about some banned user called Badgers but it was deliberate, indeed

StanM, Sunday, 14 January 2018 15:48 (two days ago) Permalink

I took 'Unban Badgers' as a preemptive joke, based on the frequency with which the thread 'Urban Foxes' showed up as 'Unban Foxes' in this misread titles thread.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 January 2018 17:52 (two days ago) Permalink

US Politics January 2018: "You All Just Got A Lot Rascist"

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 15 January 2018 04:41 (yesterday) Permalink

"Russian Collusion Rock" - is there still a need for this? Does it still exist?

Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 January 2018 21:17 (yesterday) Permalink


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