How long does the human race deserve?

5 years hard

"We've got five years, stuck on my eyes
Five years, what a surprise"

as long as there's children i think we deserve another shot. cue CHILD HOLOCAUST 08

Voluntary Human Extinction Movement to thread.

I cant wait 'til global warming kills millions. It'll put life in perspective (and probably be the beginning of world war 3).

http://www.jamesgaunt.com/notetoself/wp-content/uploads/ChildrenOfMenMoviePoster2.jpg

time for a ripening of the species (bares teeth)

Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth's biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense.

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Humans, like all creatures, have urges which lead to reproduction. Our biological urge is to have sex, not to make babies. Our "instinct to breed" is the same as a squirrel's instinct to plant trees: the urge is to store food, trees are a natural result. If sex is an urge to procreate, then hunger's an urge to defecate.

I live for the weekends and to poop

Geologic biomarkers from the P-Tr EE suggest that the consequence of warming the poles will be an explosion in obligate anaerobe populations caused by equilibrium being reached in worldwide ocean temperatures - no big currents, no small currents, no oxygenation of the deep - said bacteria will then fill the seas and the atmosphere with fumes toxic to animals, and presto, 98% of all species are eradicated (plus the whole planet smells like rotten eggs).

of course the likelihood that we could resist wiping ourselves out long before the planet becomes uninhabitable seems to me to be pretty low. the fact that we continue to find no evidence of other radio-capable civilizations in the galaxy also bodes ill for our longevity.

things we are getting frightfully good at, though:

1. controlling epidemics
2. not using the bomb

still holding out hope for the black goo to whisk us away

the singularity will save/damn us

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/05/14/science/15cern.xlarge1.jpg

http://www.universetoday.com/2008/02/07/large-hadron-collider-could-create-wormholes-a-gateway-for-time-travelers/

I just spent waaay too long reading the comments section to that post.

ack Says:
February 10th, 2008 at 12:44 am
We are all time travellers. Flowing from the past, through the present, to the future. Like a flowing river current. We are all space travellers. Riding on the space ship earth at huge speeds.
We may be able to change the rate at which we travel in these flows. Thereby for example slowing down our travel or speeding our travel.
However its poor logic to believe that we can go back to something that has ceased to exist in our reality or to move forward to something that has yet to happen.
Time travel will be practical but in terms of changing our individual rates of travel within the flow.

I think I'm going to post simply "see timecube.com for answers" in there and see what happens. This night is going to be WILD!

holy hell

# Johnny WOO WOO Says:
February 7th, 2008 at 6:38 am

OMG! OMG! OMG! The end is nigh

lol "deserve"