In Praise Of Married With Children

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I forgot how funny this was in the early days! I just watched the episode where we meet Jefferson & remember when this was the big shocking thing & really popular and a prototype for beavis & butthead and that whole string of 90s phenomina which were all about the spectacle of disgusting stupidity (was this trend the first time ever that popcult took such a turn, or perhaps just the first time since the 20s?)?

And remember back when it was such a phenom that the culture-crit industry had articles on it & etc. like there was something new happening & I guess jerry springer and the whole daytime talk thang also owe something to married with children and now we have judge shows instead because nothing is permitted all is moral?

And oh christ "Unhappily ever after" which was self-aware self-destructive gonzo probably the most misanthropic 1/2 hour of television ever produced.

Remember back in the 90s when it seemed like we really were going somewhere, even if that place was hell? What troubled premonitions of the future we harbored, a gigantic terrible world preparing to birth.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 January 2003 08:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally will probably hate how I asked this question.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 January 2003 08:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I liked this show. It never got good play in the UK: it started appearing unheralded in like 11.30pm slots, and no one said anything. I tried it and mostly liked it. It seemed a mixed bag with some rotten acting here and there, and lots of lazy scripting, but good stuff too.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 16 January 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

...and the daughter was really hot.

Ferg (Ferg), Thursday, 16 January 2003 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

"Alllllllllllllllllllllll, let's have seeeeeeeeeex!"
"No, Peg."*flush*

"Peg, u gotta take better care of these plants; they're all lifeless and limp"
"maybe they'd me at home in the bedroom, alllllllllllllllllllllllll!"

naked as sin (naked as sin), Thursday, 16 January 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Balls. It was fairly miserable, i think it's okay. All I'm picturing rite now is Al doing a dazed, smiling expression into the camera.

naked as sin (naked as sin), Thursday, 16 January 2003 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Bundys = Simpsons (but still hide-bound to outdated notion of live-action bodies --> they couldn't go where the Simpsons eventually did; also the mom was the most sarcastic bitch alive)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 January 2003 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

(which makes her difft from Marge, I mean)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 January 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I am also guessing that Christina Applegate's character had more sexual experience and lower grades than Lisa. Actually, the women are to its credit - they were about as hard on them, and they were allowed to be as flawed as, the men, which has been a weakness in The Simpsons - very few funny women.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

"Why must I be the meat in a moron sandwich?"

Michael B, Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:09 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...
absolute genius

helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 29 May 2006 03:03 (twenty years ago)

"yo mama."
"my WIFE."
"..."
"..."
"you win."
"..."
"..."
"no i DON'T!"

helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 29 May 2006 03:07 (twenty years ago)

The Anthrax episode was classic.
http://www.marriedwithchildren.net/ate/newepguide/0619.jpg

Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Monday, 29 May 2006 03:12 (twenty years ago)

this show is the shit

and what (ooo), Monday, 29 May 2006 03:31 (twenty years ago)

I hated this show so much.

Sundar (sundar), Monday, 29 May 2006 03:52 (twenty years ago)

Oh Grandmaster B

kephm (kephm), Monday, 29 May 2006 03:58 (twenty years ago)

This show was awesome.

Christina Applegate ceased being hot the second this series ended.

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Monday, 29 May 2006 04:02 (twenty years ago)

buck the dog R.I.P.

Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 29 May 2006 04:11 (twenty years ago)

hahaha, barry so otm.

also hot-at-the-time: marcy darcy.

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 29 May 2006 04:34 (twenty years ago)

four touchdowns... IN A SINGLE GAME

lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Monday, 29 May 2006 04:52 (twenty years ago)

it's funny how this show, so heartless and mean and sleazy and unsentimental when compared to the rank sentimentality of 99 percent of other american sitcoms, would actually seem kinda warm and cozy if you put it on BRITISH television.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 29 May 2006 08:13 (twenty years ago)

i like the tone of the show, but the problem is it's not funny

gear (gear), Monday, 29 May 2006 08:25 (twenty years ago)

GREAT SHOW

chaki (chaki), Monday, 29 May 2006 08:27 (twenty years ago)

however, i will rep for ed o'neill's performance throughout the eleven seasons or however long it ran

gear (gear), Monday, 29 May 2006 08:29 (twenty years ago)

Sorry... token "it was better when it started" response, but it's true. It was funnier with Steve. Once Amanda Bearse took over the show and replaced Steve with Jefferson, it went downhill... although Bud trying to be hip-hop in his later years was sorta funny.

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Monday, 29 May 2006 09:04 (twenty years ago)

I guess, more to the point, there was more to the show originally than just "look how pathetic we are!" as it later became.. the incidental conversations between Al and Steve, and also Peg and Marcy were pretty unique.

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Monday, 29 May 2006 09:06 (twenty years ago)

OTM. Can't go wrong with the season 1 DVD. The later seasons were increasingly cartoonish and pointless.

Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Monday, 29 May 2006 09:24 (twenty years ago)

Fantastic show.

Andrew (enneff), Monday, 29 May 2006 09:57 (twenty years ago)

the one where santa parachutes into their garden instead of the mall and dies and then al has to pretend to be santa instead was aces. before it started there was a "this programme may not be suitable for children" warning and everything...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 29 May 2006 12:00 (twenty years ago)

i remember being really sad when steve left the show, but looking back now i love the interplay between al and jefferson -- the middle-aged loser and the ken-doll himbo whose fate as middle-aged loser is sealed.

helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 29 May 2006 12:07 (twenty years ago)

this show was extremely popular in belgium. especially with university students.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 29 May 2006 12:21 (twenty years ago)

the theme song to this show was perfect.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 29 May 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

JEFFERSON ROOLZ

chaki (chaki), Monday, 29 May 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

Never took to this show at all, despite the constant ravings of its advocates, who resorted too often to using words like 'edgy' or 'confronting' as euphemisms for 'bloody irritating' to ever convince me of much. The big problem with it was that I could never find a reason to care about any of the characters.

And the Appelgate character may have had big following among pre-pubescant Year 9s and middle-aged men with erectile disfunction, but to anybody else she was a thorough pain in the arse.

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 04:27 (twenty years ago)

the Appelgate character may have had big following among pre-pubescant Year 9s and middle-aged men with erectile disfunction

And Donnie Darko.

Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 04:41 (twenty years ago)

OK, who remembers Christina Applegate when she was on Family Ties as the friend of Jennifer (aka Tina Yothers) and bandmate for her teen pop performance?

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 05:02 (twenty years ago)

I hear the DVD of the show doesn't have the original theme song due to licensing restrictions. That's totally dud, yo.

musically (musically), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 05:31 (twenty years ago)

My season 1 set has it. I think it was starting with the season 3 set they had to replace it.

Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 05:41 (twenty years ago)

"caring about the characters" was probably not exactly what they were aiming for with this show!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 06:25 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't say they were, no.

Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 06:37 (twenty years ago)

JD, I don't doubt that for a moment.

I suspect I'm having trouble separating the bulldust written/said about the show from the show itself, and I also wonder if MWC is one of those cultural phenomena where some crits tell us that something is subversive/cutting edgs/non PC/(insert cliche of choice) and therefore we should ignore any suspicion that it might actually be crap.

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 07:41 (twenty years ago)

It's been years and years since I watched it, but didn't Married With Children eventually turn into a sort of a celebration of the same values it initially satirized?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 07:55 (twenty years ago)

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but yeah, I also thought the actual show wasn't as interesting as it's premise. I haven't really seen it ever since my teen years, so maybe I'd view it differently now.

If I remember correctly, the show was so popular in Germany that they made a German version of it.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 07:58 (twenty years ago)

Ah yes, "Hilfe, meine Familie spinnt".

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 08:01 (twenty years ago)

Looks like there was also a Brazilian, an Argentinian and a British remake:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092400/movieconnections

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 08:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeByK8jcbvE

helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.spiderwebart.com/images/art/101255.gif

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 15:16 (twenty years ago)

The crux of this show was, dually, the food humor, and how they could somehow make Katie Sagal not brainfartingly bone-able.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

katey sagal is always brainfartingly bone-able.

helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:01 (twenty years ago)

that phrase just broke my brain.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:02 (twenty years ago)

matt, no!

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 1 August 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

this show is not really funny, yet for some reason I still have fond feelings about it and will periodically watch it if I'm channel flipping

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 1 August 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

sorry man, too grim for me and not even funny grim like seinfeld

om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 1 August 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

MWC is amazing, i loved it when i was a kid. i dont normally judge people by what they like, but i do sorta think anyone who doesnt love it is a ninny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 1 August 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, I used to get pissed when people who hated the show constantly made fun of it...the show really makes fun of itself, so what's the point

frogbs, Monday, 1 August 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

"lol @ the other" is still a pretty standard lowbrow sitcom tactic

I took 3 months to think about this, and realized that it's not a lowbrow sitcom tactic, it's literally the foundation of every sitcom ever

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

The NEEeeewwWW Allante'!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGZ42g0kR28
We still do this to cars with names remotely like Allante'

andrew m., Wednesday, 9 November 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

PSYCHO DAD

The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

the one where FOX makes a show based on the Bundys was pretty classic and so incredibly meta-everything

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

Married WIth Children cast photos from around the world

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

Bulgaria...

http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bundyBulgaria-500x359.jpg

(and the episode)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYZ5ZIBq8tk

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/era7dgJ.jpg

Cunga, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

ten months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xad-StH-7BY

the fuck

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 07:03 (twelve years ago)

ugh

free dong commissioner (haitch), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 07:21 (twelve years ago)

the original theme song for this show is so perfect that i feel like changing it would actually kind of ruin the show. like, it may very well be the best and most appropriate theme song ever.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)

indignant over this

j., Tuesday, 31 December 2013 19:42 (twelve years ago)

that UK remake mentioned the article linked to above is jaw-dropping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpsXJeV9E08

ferret is followed! (soref), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 20:04 (twelve years ago)

New theme song is really horrible and making me reconsider watching this again at all. Eff you, copyright lawyers, for ruining a GREAT thing!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 22:34 (twelve years ago)

it's an institute you can't disparage

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 22:39 (twelve years ago)

Apparently you can. For a second i was sort of hoping they would just have someone else singing it but no, it's completely instrumental!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)

The audience applause in this is all-time. All-time best use of the form.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 22:55 (twelve years ago)

Youtube does have a zillion full episodes online, it's a pretty funny show. Holds up way better than most other 90s sitcoms.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:28 (twelve years ago)

It does!! I think Chuck Lorre has proven by now that writing a show that's 95% zings is a lot tougher than it looks

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:30 (twelve years ago)

It really is non-stop with the zings.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:42 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytmks3TsDS8

Watched this one last night where Steve worked in a bank that was having a race to see who could give out the most loans (prize: vacation to Hawaii). Of course the last loan he gives out is to Al, who obviously has the worst idea ever ($50k to start a party-line about shoes, which fails spectacularly) and almost gets him fired. So they get Al another 50k loan to pay off the first one, but he decides to just use the money to do the party-line again. At the end of the episode Marcy ends up having her bank buy both the underwater loans and explains she can just bury the bad ones.

Basically it read an awful lot like a mini version of the 2008 derivatives/mortgage/financial crisis.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 January 2014 15:58 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

The NEEeeewwWW Allante'!

Hah i just watched this one again. Who plays the backstabbing car model that steals Kelly's moves? Tia Carrere, right off of Wayne's World fame. Amazing.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 23 January 2014 23:51 (twelve years ago)

The best parts of this show are just when they zing each other back and forth, which (on a good episode) is like 80% of the show.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 23 January 2014 23:52 (twelve years ago)

One thing that bothered* me about the show is that they portrayed Kelly as dumb as a rock, but then she would give very clever put-downs to Bud.

* OK, not that much.

nickn, Friday, 24 January 2014 00:02 (twelve years ago)

my daughter first encountered ed o'neill as jay pritchett, of modern family. i told her about al bundy, but she said she couldn't picture o'neill as anything but a big success who commanded respect from everyone who knew him.

then i showed her a married with children episode on youtube . . .

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 24 January 2014 00:14 (twelve years ago)

Bud's mullet in the early seasons is a thing to behold.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 24 January 2014 00:40 (twelve years ago)

Just thinking about all the PSYCHO DAD shit warms my heart

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 24 January 2014 04:49 (twelve years ago)

Kelly did a "The church? That's the building with the big T on top, right?" joke like 10 years before Arrested Development.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 7 February 2014 04:07 (twelve years ago)

It's from an episode where Al discovers he can scam free pizza at Chuck E. Cheese.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 7 February 2014 04:10 (twelve years ago)

One thing that bothered* me about the show is that they portrayed Kelly as dumb as a rock, but then she would give very clever put-downs to Bud.

it doesn't bother me much because today's sitcoms are so much worse with this kind of thing **coughcoughbigbangtheory**

frogbs, Friday, 7 February 2014 06:05 (twelve years ago)

three years pass...

Al:
You are the biggest - by the way, do you have cable?

Steve:
No.

Al:
The biggest IDIOT I've ever met.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 00:41 (eight years ago)

One thing that bothered* me about the show is that they portrayed Kelly as dumb as a rock, but then she would give very clever put-downs to Bud.

Kelly is faking being dumb. she constantly outwits just about every man on the show. feel like her character is a stealth inversion of that trope (audience whoops not withstanding). Bud is the real bimbo.

imo this show was way more progressive than its reputation suggests. especially with having next door neighbor Marcy bringing an feminist counterpoint to Al's outmoded misogyny. Amanda Bearse who plays Marcy came out as a lesbian in 1993 and ended up directing 31 episodes of the show. yes it has lots of fat jokes and woman jokes but Al gets it thrown right back at him, constantly, to the point of him getting the brunt of the insults. Peggy is always, always putting him down and it is obvious she is far too good for him. she outwardly rejects the traditional role of the housewife, forcing Al to provide food for the family (usually to his detriment). she is the one asking for sex from him, a task he cowardly submits to, not the other way around. she sort of holds all the power in their relationship. Al's bitter misogyny does him no credit in the real world, where he is almost always the loser in any social or work situation. Al and his friends cling to totems of machismo like football high school glory days and the strip club and the "No Ma'am" club (hilariously inept and relocated repeatedly by Peggy from the garage to the basement, these men hiding from their wives in a juvenile fantasy).

i think it all helps that these are mostly indulgences and at the core of the show is real love and respect. Al wishes he could live this patriarchal fantasy life while his real life is in the toilet. his head in the clouds (80s sexist tropey clouds they may be), he is fortunate to have family and friends to see him for the loser he really is, outside of these fantasies, to see the reality of his pathetic existence, and yet to still care for this man. these characters love one another despite their faults and the result is one of the most believable sitcom families ever.

it would be interesting to read feminist takes on Married. anybody ever run across any good feminist analysis?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 01:17 (eight years ago)

I haven't, but I'd love to see them.

Agreed for the most part, thought I'm less a fan of the No Ma'am stuff, because a) it took Al away from the family too much, and that is where the heart of the show is (and also, Jefferson <<<<<< Steve), and b) that was around the point the show started running on fumes.

Bearse's behind-the-scenes involvement interests as me as well for a somewhat less definable reason: while the show was unquestionably, however cheerfully, trashy, its treatment of minorities granted them visibility without the pious condescension that was de rigueur at the time. I'm thinking of the episode where Peggy goes out dancing and starts regularly meeting up with a man who (unbeknownst to her) is actually gay. When the man's partner (played by Dan Castellaneta!) tracks down Al to let him know what's going on, the man ends up cooking Al a meal and watching football with him, at which point Al feels it necessary to track down and tell off his partner for going out every night (with Peg) when he has a wonderful man who loves to cook and watch football, i.e. - everything that Al would want in a partner, minus the "big 'uns." Yes, that is probably horribly retrograde in its own way, and yes, the episode does end with the punchline of Al breaking it to Peg that the man she thought wanted her "was a homo," but I kind of appreciate the show's lowbrow take on sexual politics compared to the "lets have a gay character to teach everyone about acceptance" mode that was the standard of the day.

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 01:49 (eight years ago)

five months pass...

https://image.ibb.co/d3cFFH/Screenshot_20180318_204818.png

just sayin, Sunday, 18 March 2018 09:51 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

bit I always loved...

Mailman: Are you that NO MA'AM guy on the news?

Marcy: He's also Arnold the pig on Green Acres.

Mailman: All of these letters are from guys that support your cause.

Marcy: How would you know that?

Mailman: We open them.

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 December 2019 04:57 (six years ago)

it's literally the foundation of every sitcom ever

if the other weren't so funny they wouldn't be the other

j., Friday, 13 December 2019 05:44 (six years ago)

I fucking hate this show so much

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 December 2019 14:07 (six years ago)

lol you're such a marcy

j., Friday, 13 December 2019 16:55 (six years ago)

was this show the beginning of the "all zingers all the time" sitcom format? idk what before this really compares but there are definitely a lot of modern sitcoms that try (and fail) to replicate what this show did

frogbs, Friday, 13 December 2019 17:42 (six years ago)

Two and a Half Men, Big Bang Theory, Lorre shit is descended from this

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 December 2019 17:57 (six years ago)

or any of those CBS sitcoms I only ever know because of commercials during football

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 December 2019 17:59 (six years ago)

Remember seeing the father playing Popeye Doyle in something years ago.

Stevolende, Friday, 13 December 2019 18:01 (six years ago)

Dutch

Dingle Kringle (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 December 2019 18:02 (six years ago)

I've seen a few episodes of Two & a Half Men and I definitely think its the spiritual successor to this show, except its a lot less funny

frogbs, Monday, 23 December 2019 14:38 (six years ago)

eh i think one was a show when you were a kid and one wasn't

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 23 December 2019 14:46 (six years ago)

true but MWC does still make me laugh today

tbf the early seasons of 2.5 men (when the kid was still little) were kinda funny

frogbs, Monday, 23 December 2019 14:48 (six years ago)


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