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WHAT A FREAKIN OBVIOUS CONCLUSION!!!

Drinking Plus Pot Smoking May Equal More Injuries
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NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Problem drinkers who also use marijuana may be particularly injury-prone, according to a study of emergency room patients.

Rhode Island researchers found that among 433 injured patients considered problem drinkers, those who said they also smoked pot appeared more accident-prone than others.


Compared with patients who said they didn't use marijuana, users were more likely to have had another injury in the past year, particularly an alcohol- or driving-related one.


Overall, nearly half of the study participants said they had smoked pot in the past three months, according to findings published in the January issue of the journal Academic Emergency Medicine.


It is not known whether these ER patients had actually used an alcohol-pot combo before they were injured, the study authors point out. Nor could they tell whether marijuana use alone is an injury risk factor.


"Isolated use of marijuana may or may not contribute to injury," write the researchers, led by Dr. Robert Woolard of Brown University Medical School in Providence.


Still, they conclude, the findings do suggest that problem drinkers who also use pot may be especially vulnerable to injury.


According to the researchers, ER doctors need to be aware that many of their injured patients may need counseling for both alcohol and marijuana use--and not just alcohol alone.


However, they point out, few emergency departments routinely screen all injured patients for alcohol and other drugs. And when problem drinking is clearly the culprit, the researchers add, "screening for other drugs is unusual."


Problem drinkers in this study were identified either by breath testing in the ER, patients' own reports of drinking shortly before the injury, or by scores on a standard screen for "hazardous" drinking.


Those who also reported marijuana use tended to be young, white males with relatively less education--although many patients overall, the researchers note, were college students.

NEXT STUDY - DO LESBIANS HAVE SHORTER HAIR???

Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 16 January 2003 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

NEXT STUDY - DO LESBIANS HAVE SHORTER HAIR???

I think you'll find this conclusion not entirely so cut and dried.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 January 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

There was a study published a while ago that concluded that prisoners in solitary confinement were more than averagely likely to describe themselves as "lonely".

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"Dead People less likely to be involved in sports"

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

UCL, the very distinguished university where I am employed, published something last year about science proving that there was no correlation between the size of a man's feet and the size of his penis. That may be less obvious, but it doesn't contribute a lot to humanity.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)

UCL, the very distinguished university where I am employed, published something last year about science proving that there was no correlation between the size of a man's feet and the size of his penis. That may be less obvious, but it doesn't contribute a lot to humanity.

AIR reported one from McMaster or York from the 90s.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Finally I can wear shoes that fit again!

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Annals of Improbable Research can be found online at HOTAIR of which http://www.improbable.com/news/news-top.html and http://www.improb.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html must be visited.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)

1998 Ignoble Prize in STATISTICS:
Jerald Bain of Mt. Sinai Hospital in Toronto and Kerry Siminoski
of the University of Alberta for their carefully measured report,
"The Relationship Among Height, Penile Length, and Foot Size."
[Published in "Annals of Sex Research," vol. 6, no. 3, 1993, pp.
231-5.]

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Bloody hell. Not only completely stupid and worthless, but repetitive too!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 16 January 2003 23:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Duuuddee what were we talking about???Oh Pass the chips....

brg30 (brg30), Friday, 17 January 2003 00:21 (twenty-three years ago)

yanc3y that was beautiful

zemko (bob), Friday, 17 January 2003 00:39 (twenty-three years ago)

"used an alcohol-pot combo", woo.

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 17 January 2003 11:31 (twenty-three years ago)

someone wrap me up in cotton wool, for god's sake!

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 17 January 2003 12:28 (twenty-three years ago)


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