I just won a fugly Stones t-shirt

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I work in Times Square and I just went outside for a smoke break. Parked out there were two Mini-Coopers painted up for the Stones' MSG show tonight. There was a trivia contest to win a shirt. I beat 10 other people by getting 9 out of 10 right (the only one I missed -- the Stones' first U.S. Top 20 hit. I said "The Last Time," it was "Time's On My Side"). The shirt is a black sleeveless with a multi-colored, studded tongue on it. What should I do with it? I sure as shit won't wear it!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe the correct answer is EBAY.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Wear it ironically.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Then sell it on EBAY claiming it's been dipped in Keith sweat.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Deface it, then wear it.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't even think Keith would wear something this gross.

And there's no way I could wear a sleeveless t-shirt. My biceps would frighten children!!!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Take Polaroids of children you've frightened by wearing it.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Pete Townshend to thread! *ducks*

― James Blount, Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought it was only people who considered their biceps frightening who wore sleeveless t-shirts. (I started typing that, then realised that I wore them a lot because my wife kept buying them for me - I am fairly muscly, and she thought I looked good - but I have moved back to normal t-shirts since breaking up with her.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

You don't understand, Martin. I let these pythons out in public and someone will be calling Animal Control!!!

Feeling good, looking better
Tough as burlap, smooth as a cashmere sweater!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Ebay really is the perfect venue for this kind of crazy crap.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 17 January 2003 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I suddenly wonder what hell I could do if I eBayed everything I own. My.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 January 2003 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

My brother, knowing I'm a big Stones fan, once nearly got me a "collectible" pair of Stones boxer shorts (from the Steel Wheels tour!). Only problem is they were XXL, so the best I could do would be to fly 'em as a flag or something. Probably best that he never got them.

But don't you think the shitty merchandise really adds an edge to their image? I do.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 17 January 2003 07:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Where does Keith Sweat come into all of this?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 17 January 2003 11:06 (twenty-three years ago)

(THANK YOU MARK)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 January 2003 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

ned did you see allmylifeforsale.com?

― minna (minna), Friday, 17 January 2003 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

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