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would you rather have sex with carrot top or georg* w. bush?
(fun game)

― liz p. (lizjoydiv), Monday, 20 January 2003 08:48 (twenty-three years ago)

George W. Bush. Dear lord, the ensuing scandal and rejection by his repressed supporters would have FAR more positive consequences! (Hey, don't give me any lip! It's certainly worth my tarnished image and a bout of nausea to immediately make the world a better place.)

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 20 January 2003 08:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Carrot top.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 January 2003 08:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I am drunk.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 20 January 2003 08:58 (twenty-three years ago)

donut bitch, i am drunk too (that's why i am posting and not lurking)
i say carrot top because he would at least make funny jokes

― liz p. (lizjoydiv), Monday, 20 January 2003 09:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw one of Carrot Tops ATT commercials and saw that he's totally yoked now. Scary.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 20 January 2003 09:03 (twenty-three years ago)

i've never heard of the word yoked but i like it
what's with his eyebrows being so arched and stuff
the other night on the late late show with craig kilborn craig k. described carrot top to this sketch artist guy but then i changed the channel and never saw if the sketch artist drew carrot top very well or not

― liz p. (lizjoydiv), Monday, 20 January 2003 09:07 (twenty-three years ago)

yoked means schwarzenegger-ish.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 20 January 2003 09:11 (twenty-three years ago)

i was hoping for a choice between tea on the river with a poet or breakfast in a hot air balloon with a king :(

what does yokery mean? i once saw graffiti that said yokery must be stopped - we went into the nearest book shop right after reading it to look up a dictionary but it wasn't in the oxford...

― minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:07 (twenty-three years ago)

WHAT'S CARROT TOP?

And did you asterisk George W. Bush so that the FBI wouldn't come and get you? Bless!

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd fistfuck Bush just for the blackmail.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 20 January 2003 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Carrot Top. Sleeping with him doubtless is akin to sleeping with a demon from hell who just wants to annoy you rather than directly torment you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 January 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

would carrot top have gag-prop condoms in a treasure chest? like.. this is the Mike Tyson condom.. see it has a boxing glove on it get it.

― Honda (Honda), Monday, 20 January 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Bush - I reckon there's more money in selling the story, and I'm not doing either of them for free.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 20 January 2003 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

oh dear god what a question. . .is suicide not an option?

I suppose I'd go for dubya and hope he had forgotten to take his viagra that day so the whole thing could be called off.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Bush, mainly to see if the sex was as hot as the sex was in my dream about him. Also, sex with Carrot Top is just too gross to even think about.

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not asnwering that question. The last time I did it got mein lotsa trouble.
Ex:"me or my mom"
Me: "Your mom. I already know she's better than you."

Anyway didn't I already tell you I like natural red hair.

― brg30 (brg30), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I can imagine Dubya now, stumbling over his mid-moment moans ("Oh god, er...I mean...the pleasuritude is overwhelmiciding").

Then there's Carrot Top...

...new school Carrot Top would scream "DIAL DOWN THE CENTER" as he climaxed.

...old school Carrot Top would pull a variety of zany sex-toys from his trunk.

Fuck this, gimme Jenna Bush! Yowzah!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

George is infinitely better-looking than Carrot Top.

Re: Craig Kilborn, one of the best bits of television I have ever seen was Carrot Top's appearance on the old Kilborn Daily Show, during which Kilborn basically alternated between ignoring and tearing into CT until CT got massively and aggressively flustered and had a big fascinating prop-comic breakdown on-air.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Craig Kilborn is awesome.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

In this one instance I'll forget you said that, Dan.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 07:46 (twenty-three years ago)

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