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Who on ILE has the biggest MUSCLES??

(not me, obv.)

(Alang and I were interested in this qn on Saturday)

― Tom (Groke), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:05 (twenty-three years ago)

My love muscle is notorious.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Definetely not me! I'm all sinew.

(Good to see Pete taking his British Dan role seriously)

Isn't this related to the ILE calender?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow! I was just thinking this the other day, curiously. Does that make me...TOM?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 20 January 2003 12:41 (twenty-three years ago)

No, it makes you Alang.

― Tom (Groke), Monday, 20 January 2003 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd say I'm the weakest person on ILX, my arms are skinny and my beer belly will grow as soon as I'm too old to dance.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 20 January 2003 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

(I rather wisely refrained from posting "Ptee vs Dan: Love Muscle FITE" because, well, that's not what I meant. Perverts.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 January 2003 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

*offers Ronan(a) outside to prove once and for all who the biggest ILE wuss really is.

(unless we're talking bar billiards - Skidmore, Clarke, EAT MY BALLS!)

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

i CANNOT REMEMBER THIS QUESTION.

― Alan (Alan), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Alan you illustrated it by flexing your biceps popeye-style!

― Tom (Groke), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Ewww, I don't like big muscles. My fiance thinks this is a lie but I really don't like looking at muscles. Am I some sort of freak? Perhaps it's a hormone imbalance....

― smee (smee), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Who let Tony the Tiger in?

― smee (smee), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm by no means muscle-y, but I'm also not particularly fat (bit of a beer belly is all), yet I weigh 13 stones and am only 5'8" tall (175 cm). It is fair to say that I am 'stocky'. I don't get knocked over much when playing football, shall we say.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

i do get knocked over when playing football. i'm 5'9" and 11 stone w/ a bit of a beer baby and muscles that could best be described as "ill defined". my legs are ok, though, because i walk fast.

― michael wells (michael w.), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha, is everyone on ILX a 98 lb. weakling? Actually somebody told me our mark sinker has "big arms"; any truth to this?

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 20 January 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I am big and could crush most of you, but I am not "fit".

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 20 January 2003 17:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I used to weightlift on a semi-regular basis, but not these days. (The local gym is way too expensive, too snobby, and it trying to shut down our local Sunday flea market nearby... assholes) And if I could convince him to be a regular here, I did hang out with a friend who I invited to my one and only NYC FAP who could open up a bottle with his teeth. (Daddino is my witness)

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 20 January 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Besides, we have a winner.

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/nab.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 20 January 2003 18:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Answer: Tim Hopkins.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 20 January 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

More seriously... surprised not to hear anyone nominate Chris V. on the matter(?)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/me.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 20 January 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

DB I can open up a bottle with my teeth! It's not that difficult it's just bad for your teeth.

― Tom (Groke), Monday, 20 January 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

BEEFTRIGGER!

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 20 January 2003 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Tim H may have bigger arms than mine, but I might just have more muscle than him. You'd be surprised.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I seem to recall A. Tabren being pretty solid.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

NB that Hogan thing is a crime against nature.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, Nabisco, in 1995 when that guns ablazing photo was taken. Not anymore, though. Now I look like Jeff Daniels in the Hours. A middle-aged softie.

― Arthur (Arthur), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

NB that Hogan thing is a crime against nature.

N, even you have to admit the similarity in the light flare in the respective lens of yours and Jimmy Hart's glasses is uncanny.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 20 January 2003 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm still taken aback by INSANE ANNOUNCER MIKE DADDINO.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I also look like my real body is being swallowed up by Hogan's body and the last part showing is my face and even that's about to be covered over by Hogan-flesh as I am consumed entirely, sort of Akira-style except without all the tentacles.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

He looks so happy, Mike does!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

No tentacles = NO FUN.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)

my arms always look muscly in photos for some reason

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:15 (twenty-three years ago)

what's Cabbage doing to the left of nabisco?

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:43 (twenty-three years ago)

That's because they're not your real arms.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Blimey Mark you're right - ILE lookalikes!

― Tom (Groke), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

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