who is the most suave motherfucker of all time?

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― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 20 January 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

or marcello
http://www.inblackandwhite.com/FedericoFelliniv2.0/films/vita2.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 20 January 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

hahahahahah alain!

this came up in conversation last night (i take back what i said, i am happy now)

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 20 January 2003 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1095/0807_0006.jpg

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 20 January 2003 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Kinda suave, kinda cuddly. And he wears white socks!

http://www.sneeze.dircon.co.uk/gifs/dirk.jpg

― Arthur (Arthur), Monday, 20 January 2003 18:30 (twenty-three years ago)

ahem

http://www.james-bond007.de/assets/images/connery.gif

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 20 January 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.fostergrant.com/pix/terencestamp_2.jpg

― Arthur (Arthur), Monday, 20 January 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

http://64.152.70.67/00/amg/cov200/drc400/c491/c491805r9ve.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 20 January 2003 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

B-b-but Dirk Bogarde was tortured. I always thought suave implied "carefree."

Aside from Cary Grant, it'd have to be one of these guys:

http://www.britishpictures.com/godfrey/pics/Marshall.jpg

http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10045000/10045388.jpg

― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

That second one was supposed to be

http://www.disneybadguys.com/voices/sanders.gif

― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, now it's back. You get two pictures of George Sanders, then. Enjoy.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.allposters.com/images/77/039_69315.jpg

― Jimmy Buffett (gabbneb), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0203119/024543027676_z_sexyiccu.jpg

― jot eff pe, Monday, 20 January 2003 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Shee-it, negro! You KNOW who the suavest muthafucka is!

http://www.manmademultimedia.com/magazine/news/ent/intheaters/april2002/changing_lanes.jpgs/samuel_jackson.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)

George Sanders's suicide note: "Dear World: I am leaving because I am bored. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool."

― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it wrong to find Dirk Bogarde hottttt in "The Night Porter"?

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

For being a dirty sweaty geetar-playing stoner, this guy's suave as fuck...

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/nhl/2001/1202/photo/w_ween_hi.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

That's not my idea of suave.

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

That's not a good picture of him mid-suave-ness. Trust me, the dude can be smooth like buttah.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 January 2003 19:55 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.filmkultura.iif.hu:8080/articles/prints/images/boyer/1.jpg

― erik, Monday, 20 January 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.emotioneric.com/suave.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 January 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

George Sanders's suicide note: "Dear World: I am leaving because I am bored. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool."

I guess intelligent people can get bored after all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 January 2003 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

HAHAHAHA Nick!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 January 2003 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/arts/images/heard_childish_large.jpg

― duane, Monday, 20 January 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

It ain't no thing, Dan, all I did was type "suave" in a google image search and voila! that muthafucka.

He looks so intense.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

My favorite moment of the day thus far is when I did a Google image search for "George Sanders" and came up with

http://www.touchtmj4.com/50www/programs/sandersg.jpg

― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyway, the correct answer is SHAFT.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Not the "Shaft" I was expecting. ;o)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

(Google image search is a wondeful, wondeful thing.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Gotta be

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000069HZU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I should say, Dan Perry.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:23 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10007000/10007225.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.vertigogalleries.com/images/stock/main/02740.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

http://home.iae.nl/users/maes/cave/pix/bnd/AABND1.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Fritz knows suave, this is certain and true.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.muzprosvet.ru/graphics/tom-waits.jpg

Not the best picture perhaps, but he still pulls it off.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that Tom Waits up a tree?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, doing a Steptoe impression. He's famous for that. You should see his "Gary Coleman".

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/cm_ssf.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

As if Cookie Monster was as suave as Grover!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 20 January 2003 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

COOKIE MONSTER OWNZ UR LEMUR ASS!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 January 2003 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jacques dutronc
http://www.bardotagogo.com/eurodisco/images/jacques_fleurs.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 20 January 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha yeah i reckon tom waits "pulls it off" too, big time

― duane, Monday, 20 January 2003 22:21 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha yeah i reckon tom waits "pulls it off" too, big time

tom waits is like the polar opposite.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 20 January 2003 22:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Nordic, did you see "The Long Goodbye"? I actually saw it in a theater where I was the only person there; Gould plays a disheveled, sloppy character, hardly suave.

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 20 January 2003 22:40 (twenty-three years ago)

sean is otm

what with the ween, elliott gould and the tom waits nominations, i was half expecting to see a picture of jack klugman up in here

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 20 January 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.npg.org.uk/live/images/display/X88499.jpg

― minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 23:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oops sorry arthur i didn't recognise him!

― minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Grover was a lemur?

Fritz knows suave, this is certain and true.

But Nick looks so cuddly in that picture. You want to pinch his cheeks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 January 2003 23:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Seanbaby wins

http://www.monkeywarplane.com/seanbabycom.jpg

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 20 January 2003 23:38 (twenty-three years ago)

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arthur:
http://www.dirty.org/~minna/images/vincetaylor.jpg

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 00:33 (twenty-three years ago)

(haha in hindsight not actually a bigger picture, oops again!)

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, it looks great, Minna!

How about this:

http://members.tripod.com/b7c/dburroughs74.jpg

― Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 00:55 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.mediacircus.net/mi_22.jpg

― nellskies (minna), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 01:01 (twenty-three years ago)

the curse of tripod strikes again
here tis
http://www.dirty.org/~minna/images/dburroughs74.jpg

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 01:05 (twenty-three years ago)

tom waits is like the polar opposite.

gabbneb i think we're sayin the same thing here, i think

― duane, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 01:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Minna, you are an angel. How do I get around that, anyhow?

― Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 01:16 (twenty-three years ago)

not that isn't one suave picture but burroughs looks a bit like a divorced insurance man introducing his kids to their new stepmother - a slovakian mailorder bride - with the words, "there's gonna be some changes around here, boys"

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 01:23 (twenty-three years ago)

not that that isn't i mean

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 01:23 (twenty-three years ago)

It was a crazy, crazy time! We were redefining suave, baby! Love on ya!

― Grampa Glam (Arthur), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 01:44 (twenty-three years ago)

arthur with tripod/angelfire/geocities you just have to forget it and move on (unless you have yr own webspace and can steal the pic and upload it there which is what i did)

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 03:48 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.wolfsden3.homestead.com/files/PinUps/Male/Groucho.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 04:14 (twenty-three years ago)

damn, this will have to do

http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/M/htmlM/marxgroucho/marxgrouchoIMAGE/marxgroucho.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 04:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I know who Bryan Ferry thinks is the most suave guy on earth. My vote goes to Fred Flintstone.

― Pedophile Research Unit 9, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 04:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Bryan Ferry IS suave. May I say it again?

― Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 05:11 (twenty-three years ago)

This...

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/baioteenbeatcover.jpg

...is negated by this:

http://www.jillsmovieorama.com/scott%20baio-suspenders.jpg

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 05:24 (twenty-three years ago)

suavest mothafuckaz of all time = icy hot stuntaz

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 06:13 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.papermag.com/stylin/fashion/shows/03spring/new_york/backstage/marc_jacobs/images/benecio_deltoro.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 06:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Now I have a balcony!

http://www.prisma-online.de/image/68/mmnet_53ab11902568.jpeg
http://www.moviesunlimited.com/fastaire.jpg
http://i.timeinc.net/people/interactive/clips/royal.jpg

― erik, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 08:39 (twenty-three years ago)

more fred von jupiter.

http://www.poster.net/astaire-fred/astaire-fred-photo-fred-astaire-6202950.jpg
http://www.hatshapers.com/images/Fred_Astaire.jpg

― erik, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 08:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Tracer: I think anyone starring in a Alicia Silverstone movie is immediately disqualified from being a suave motherfucker.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 11:32 (twenty-three years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/justified.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 11:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Happily, I have not starred in an Alicia Silverstone movie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Yet...

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE FOR A COPY OF PHOTOSHOP...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I have one, ha ha.

― Nelson Muntz (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is worth Dan's discomfiture and Nicole's amusement. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Any discomfiture that results in you being photoshopped into a promo pic for "Poison Ivy" is WELL WORTH IT.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

*waits patiently* The more you go on about it, the more everyone's expectations will be artificially inflated.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan, I can get you a copy if you want it.

http://www.unitedtreasures.com/images/artists/williams.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.magnetmagazine.com/photos/momus.jpg

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.pcineestudio.com/bogart/casablanca.JPG

― stevo (stevo), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I was waiting for somebody to reference Bogart...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

http://moustache-database.freeservers.com/television/beale.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.akg.de/film/med/124423.jpg

It's the white tuxedo that does it.

― stevo (stevo), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I just rewatched that film the other night after helping a friend move -- she insists that it's best watched in French, so the three of us there watched it and duly absorbed the effect. Weird hearing a different voice than his own, but it worked.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.aggeggioso.it/scans/scans/hefner.gif

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

The Anglophile in me sez
http://www.antville.org/img/arrog/carter.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:04 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.hi-line.net/~wako/cash2.jpg

― Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:13 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.splatting-image.com/Artikel/Blaxploitation/superfly.jpg

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:24 (twenty-three years ago)

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/oscars/73rd_academy_awards_preshow_photos/javier_bardem/oscars.jpg

― jot eff pe, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Brendan Fraser is about as suave as a greasy shit. IMO.