The Office Hottie

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Does your office got one? Tell us all about him/her...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

NOTHING.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

That would be me.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

No, me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

off-ice?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Ice Off, the new fad among the teens.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm guessing da Icy Hot Stuntaz got s'um to do wif dat.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

YOU ALL ALREADY KNOW IT'S ME. Stop yr playin and shut the fuck up. I'm only rumored to have slept with THREE PEOPLE. Damn.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm the only full-time male worker in my office other than the CEO and the president, so I think that I am the office hottie by default.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

There was a woman during my first couple of years here who looked rather like Gwyneth Paltrow. Really nice young woman. There's no one outstanding office hottie now I think. (Certainly none in the Ally class, obviously.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

(This thread prompted by a walk to the fax machine that was interupted by a glimpse of our office's resident hottie reaching for something on a really high shelf, btw.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

between the designers and the models that traipse through this joint, i fall in love once an hour.

i'm the only straight guy in this women's world don't hurt me ouch harder meep.

current fascination is beyond words, just the eyes alone are worth one trillion ILE threads yes that's right one trillion mmmmhmmmm.

― gygax!, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

She was the administrative assistant. The SVP's wife got drunk at a company party and bitched about her to anyone who would listen. She left us for a career in TV. We have another one but shes taken and in a strictly covers only band thats pretty succesful.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)

i am the only person in the office therefore i am the office hottie.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

there is no office hottie. alas. and you'd think in a school with 1500 kids i could find someone to drool over wouldn't you?

― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

even the blokes are hotties where I work.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 22:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Any office I've worked in has been very cold but I was always ashamed of wearing my jacket.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I have never worked anywhere with an office hottie, not even when I was an intern. I worked as a camp counselor with my ex-girlfriend, I don't know if that counts.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

There's two people in this office. We are both 29 yr old gels who are a teensy bit over weight but we still wear tight clothes and we both have short hair. I reckon she's damn hot and I think she thinks I am.

― toraneko (toraneko), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 00:39 (twenty-three years ago)

i have only once worked somewhere where there was an honest to god gorgeous woman. her name was aftan and she was beautiful like could-totally-be-dating-european-princes-or-other-international-jet-setters beautiful.

or at least that's how i remember it

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 02:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey Amateurist what about

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 02:23 (twenty-three years ago)

The hottie at my pizza place is the Italian boss's niece. Have had very little chance to talk as she works in the kitchen while I deliver. The other day I was coming back from a delivery, walking past the kitchen, and heard her strains of "It's a damn cold night!..." Then later that night I was coming back from another delivery and heard "Hee-yeah-ee-eah!!"

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 03:59 (twenty-three years ago)

When you do see her make lots of double-entendres about the word "sausage," girls like it when you can be smutty in context.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 06:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm imagining young Nabisco wandering around Chicago asking sausage ladies if they'd like to see his polska kielbasa.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 06:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm imagining young Nabisco wandering around Chicago asking sausage ladies if they'd like to see his polska kielbasa.

dammit, keep him away from my sisters!

― Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 07:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Toraneko, I really really liked how you said "gels" instead of "gals" the way we Americans would. I will try to use that wording from now on.

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 07:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dammit, keep him away from my sisters!

I am now imagining Tad and Nabisco as brothers-in-law and chortling.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 07:04 (twenty-three years ago)

There is actually a Polish beauty queen working management at the hot-dog stand across the street! She is really quite lovely and creates the effect that the hot-dog stand is some sort of romantic-comedy set (i.e. a hunky sensitive journalist / hotel magnate / construction worker is going to walk in and stammer a lot before falling completely in love with her). (I will play "customer #4" who keeps asking for the ketchup in the middle of his cute spontaneous proposal.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 07:05 (twenty-three years ago)

There is actually a Polish beauty queen working management at the hot-dog stand across the street!

The plot for this incipient romance would certainly make for a better mainstream Hollywood comedy than ten thousand copies of that horrible looking Kate Holmes/Matthew McConaghey thing that's coming out. Why can't you be the hunky sensitive journalist?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 07:08 (twenty-three years ago)

i must be the only polack with no relatives in Chicago. so perv away with impunity, Nabisco!

― Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 07:12 (twenty-three years ago)

She's not the perving type, she's all statuesque and businesslike and impressive. I.e. she looks like she'd be a Sotheby's rep and not working at a hot-dog place, which is why you start to imagine it's just a bad plot device that's put her there.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 07:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I work at a bowling alley. Trust me, I'm the hottie there...

*sighs sadly*

― Heather (Heather), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 08:37 (twenty-three years ago)

There is absolutley no talent in this place, nothing, nill - it sucks. Although I am a happily engaged woman and shouldn't even be looking, a little bit of flirting gets you through the day, y'know?

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 09:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Lots of sloane-y student girls walking in and out all day = attraction + repulsion = weird!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick - heh, I used to go to your university and I know EXACTLY what you mean. Multiply that feeling x10 whenever you set foot in the nearest student bar.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 10:02 (twenty-three years ago)

this place is loaded with them.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

None in my office.
I don't think Realtors CAN be hotties.
(But maybe Assistants can? *wink wink*??)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I think *I* am the office hottie.

This is most probably down to the fact that I am the only unmarried female under forty in the building. I also wear heels and low cut tops, which drive those elderly bankers wild. Bless em (and their low, low standards).

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

seven years pass...

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None in my office.
I don't think Realtors CAN be hotties.
(But maybe Assistants can? *wink wink*??)

Pretty sure a simple Google search could debunk this, as long as you don't mind clenched teeth, worry lines and crazy eyes.

― http://tinyurl.com/MO-02011 (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

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