My bollocks smell when I don't wash them for days.

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They tend to smell like butter & biscuits after a few days. Weeks later an aroma of spaghetti rises from my loins. What does this mean?

― Lek Dukagjin, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 00:23 (twenty-three years ago)

LUNCHTIME FOR LEK!

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 00:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Keep waiting, soon they'll smell like Kimchee

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 00:27 (twenty-three years ago)

On those days when I am doing something a bit exerting, but I don't necessarily have the time to take a shower, I always think that maybe it would be nice if I tucked a few bay leaves under my armpits, because then I'd smell like a very tasty soup instead of an unwashed cretin.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 00:28 (twenty-three years ago)

it's a fine line

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

They tend to smell like butter & biscuits after a few days. Weeks later an aroma of spaghetti rises from my loins. What does this mean?

Yeast infection!

― MycILX, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

it means you should have better personal hygeine.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone get the hose

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 00:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I <3 Lek

(translation: "I tea-bag Lek")

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 00:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I was in the pub with a mate the other day.We were sitting at the bar,and the pub Alsatian came into the room,sat down and started licking its bollocks."Tell you what"says my pal,"I wish I could do that!" The barman looked up and said "Give him a biscuit and he might let you!"

It's true,I tell ya....

― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm totally hijacking Sean's bay leaves idea.

My "BO" has already been described on many occasions as "beefy".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:36 (twenty-three years ago)

People have described my BO as "Selecta".

― Lek Dukagjin, Friday, 24 January 2003 03:01 (twenty-three years ago)

my BO jangles.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 24 January 2003 03:02 (twenty-three years ago)

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