I hear by declare War on everything that I dont like the look or sound of.

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So what would you like to declare a state of war on today?

― baggy (baggy), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Does this work for other deaf people?

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Deaf people are in the axis of evil!

(j/k)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 14:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Welcome George W!

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Why do you wanna wage war on deaf people, what have they ever done to you ?

― baggy (baggy), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 14:13 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.theoriginalsoundtrack.com/ile/bushfrodo.jpg

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 14:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha ha. I don't. Pete just mentioned them so I decided to attack them full force and put them in the axis.
It's fun to put stuff in the axis.
Let's see....

On more serious notes...
Mushrooms go in the axis of evil.
As do all jars of mayo.
Snakes are obviously in the axis of evil.
The old soup on the stove that I haven't cleaned out yet is def in the axis of evil.
What else??
I think maybe the entire state of Texas...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 14:17 (twenty-three years ago)

With the exception of course of anyone on this board from Texas or with friends in Texas... and so-on.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I hereby declare war on the broke-ass quarter-sucking dryers in the laundry room.

And Communism.

― Stuart, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:24 (twenty-three years ago)

in a Communist country the laundry would be accountable to the people!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Wee yappy dogs!!!!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

exam week.

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Uh oh, waht about people who like mushrooms and mayo?

I declare war on cold weather!

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

KITTENS

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

*gasp!*

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

paperclips

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Being in a horrible mood for no reason.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Into the Axis of Evil:
I agree about mayo
Spiders
Carrottop
broke-ass-quarter-sucking-washing machines in the laundry room
the AntiChrist (i.e., my landlady)
certain people I work with
brussel sprouts
the job which is currently sucking my will to live
Christina Aguilera... I don't know why, she just bugs me

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I would like to put my oil furnace on the Axis of Evil, as the filter froze overnight and we woke up to an internal temp of approx. 47 degrees Fahrenheit.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

dammit, i declare war on the anit-americans who think mayo is evil. How could you make a BLT or a turkey and swiss sub without it?

― g (graysonlane), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Me and my kitten army declare war on Mark C.

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

KITTEN WAR!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Scratch that (ha), what I want to do is mobilize a Sex Kitten Army.

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

mayo gives me stomach pains. so therefore i declare war on it. i need a good strategery for wiping mayo out.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

mayo gives me stomach pains. so therefore i declare war on it. i need a good strategery for wiping mayo out.

Lots and lots of lemon juice.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Something needs to be done about mayo. The Mayo Clinic can stay, however. < /ducks>

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

although I made an Aioli mayo and it was fab. I used it to garnish stuffed artichokes.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I made my own blender mayonnaise yesterday.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

thats how i made mine. with two huge cups of olive oil, which was just scary looking.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

"blender mayonnaise" just sounds... WRONG.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why isn't he invisible

― Ferg (Ferg), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

(Did Ferg just declare War on me? COOL.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think so, but my grasp of diplomacy is notoriously poor. Bush. Why isn't Bush invisble. If he has the ring on. Ah.

― Ferg (Ferg), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:26 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.olympus.net/ftworden/_borders/officer1.jpg

― Mayo-nnaise (gabbneb), Thursday, 23 January 2003 07:57 (twenty-three years ago)

ESCALATORS: I hate 'em and they're dangerous. War is declared. QED.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 23 January 2003 09:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe escalators are actually the most dangerous form of transportation, considering the ratio of accidents to distance traveled...

― g (graysonlane), Thursday, 23 January 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I really like escalators tho. Anyone read The Mezzanine?

― g (graysonlane), Thursday, 23 January 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I have only just understood the thread title. Tsk.

My answer: kidneys.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 23 January 2003 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I've read The Mezzanine (and all his others except the newest), and I like escalators too.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 23 January 2003 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, I declare war of Dick Bevata, the worst referee in the NBA who handed the 76ers a win over the Pistons last night. He's also the reason my voice is hoarse today (I was at the game).

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 23 January 2003 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Aaron, you live in D-town? Pistons looking good this year! Looks like they don't miss stack at all.

Luna, you really dislike brussels sprouts? They were one of those veggies that I always I assumed I disliked (childhood memories I guess), but I actually bought some a few months ago and loved 'em! Steam them up and toss with a little melted butter and olive oil and vinegar!

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

bush = tom bombadil

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:47 (twenty-three years ago)

BAD BAD MARTING!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I loathe them... I actually tried them again this last Sunday thinking that maybe it was just a childhood thing, but they're just as bad now as they were then - though they no longer make me want to vomit, so hey, in 20 years, I may love them! Little sour cabbages - bleh.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 January 2003 00:45 (twenty-three years ago)

This one made it to my cube wall - and I work for the Space Program - I'm guessing it will be gone by the time I go in next week.

http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2003/01/13/tomo/index.html

― LCD (Ms Laura), Friday, 24 January 2003 02:01 (twenty-three years ago)

dumm power companies.

― di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 24 January 2003 02:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh well, here it goes, again.

http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2003/01/13/tomo/story.jpg

― LCD (Ms Laura), Friday, 24 January 2003 02:03 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...

RECALLED TO LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I declare war on complacency and status-quo as opposed to progressive ways and energy saving technology - but unlike Bush/Sauron, I mean it!

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 2 February 2006 12:12 (twenty years ago)

i declare a thumb war

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 2 February 2006 12:15 (twenty years ago)

i declare war on buses blinking their lights and chucking out.

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Thursday, 2 February 2006 12:19 (twenty years ago)

I declare war on taking pseudoephedrine in hopes of staying awake but it turns out you get drowsy as a teenage cat

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 2 February 2006 12:22 (twenty years ago)

Why do you wanna wage war on deaf people, what have they ever done to you ?

they never listen to you for starters!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 2 February 2006 12:28 (twenty years ago)

I declare war on Otherkins!!

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/5/22/03514/1997

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 2 February 2006 12:52 (twenty years ago)

I declare war on MY GREY HAIRS!!!

I just pulled one out in the bathroom mirror! Had been a while since I saw one.

― The Late Fear And The Potato Fear (kate), Thursday, 2 February 2006 13:07 (twenty years ago)

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