Asking for a raise and how to do it?

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Any advice would be appreciated. I feel its time to ask my boss for a raise. Since my boss got let go I have taken on all of her responsiblities and my own for 6 months now. Now I report directly to the VP and he just keeps handing me more and more work but yet offers no compensation for my added resp. Not even a thank you, mind you. So i pretty much do my old bosses job for $15000 less a year. I don't think its fair and am considering looking for another job. Or I could ask for a raise. I have never asked for a raise in my life and am unsure how to do it. Do I come up with a list or something to present my boss? Help me, I'm sick of living paycheck to paycheck. Plus the wife and I want to try to have a baby soon and extra income would be nice.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:43 (twenty-three years ago)

yep, little poops mcgee's.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Plus the wife and I want to try to have a baby soon and extra income would be nice.

For 'nice' read 'essential.'

Not good with this since my job's reclassification policies are Byzantine (and as it is I haven't taken on any extra work...yet). I would say you definitely want to show a breakdown of what you are doing and how you've assumed these responsibilities as well as continuing your current ones -- if your VP is just always expecting you'll be there, you probably want to make it clear that you might consider leaving as well. Is there a separate HR department at your job or not?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

thanks Ned. Yes there is a seperate hr dept.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

In that case -- especially if you know somebody there -- check with them on what past procedure has been. Find out who exactly would authorize a raise. Have similar raises been granted in the past? Get a sense of what the company's history is and if it's changed at all.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Google "salary survey" or "salary levels" and find out your market worth from your job description, including your newly added responsibilities. Put your findings into a visually appealing format and schedule a face-to-face with your VP.

Be nice, but firm: "As you know... added responsibilities... I've prepared this material..., etc." also offer a plan of what you could do for the firm.

If you receive a decisive No, you'll at least be armed with what the market pays for your position and will be in a better position to look for another firm.

No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Good call from No One there.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Tell your boss' mistress that you are having trouble making ends meet, what with everything being so expensive and all that. It worked for me (true!)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:21 (twenty-three years ago)

my boss is gay. and the thing is most of the people he has promoted and given raises to have been gay as well. hmmmm, do i have a discrimination suit?

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Tell your boss' mistress boyslave that you are having trouble making ends meet, what with everything being so expensive and all that. It worked for me (true!)

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

The advice is good. Do sit down and plan your arguments carefully, and present them firmly but calmly.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, advice is good. I think it's important that you can at least convincingly bluff readiness to split if they don't go your way -- even better than bluffing is actually being ready to split.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 23 January 2003 09:39 (twenty-three years ago)

How are salaries normally reviewed at your place of work?

My advice would be not to dwell too much on 'extra responsibilities' in general - instead focus on VERY SPECIFIC achievements that you have contributed in the time that you've been reporting to him. Get him to agree that they have been important.

Make an appointment with him and hand him the document a short time before - maybe a day or so. Don't e-mail it to him. Make sure you tell him face to face what you want to talk about. Control the meeting and keep it on the subject at hand. Most importantly - don't think you're doing anything wrong here - keep your nerve and be firm about getting what you're entitled to.

I would not be too heavy about quitting unless you really mean to- instead make it plain that you know the going rate, you know people in other, similar companies and generally give the impression that you're well connected and that you *might* leave.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 23 January 2003 12:32 (twenty-three years ago)

salaries are reviewed once a year in june. thanks for all the advice peeps.

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 23 January 2003 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't let them use the fact that the review is in June to try and fob you off until then. If they won't actually raise it until June, due to budgeting or something like that, get them to backdate it from, say the start of this 2003.

Oh yes - the achievements that I suggested that you base your case on - ONLY pick examples that are things that your boss would have previously done. If possible show how you have improved on the way that they were done before. Make it clear that you are DOING THAT JOB, also that you think you're doing it well.

Do you have a contract or job description which clearly states your new responsibilities. You should insist on one - if necessary draw one up yourself and get your VP to agree and sign it, and possibly someone from HR if appropriate. This might be useful in the future.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 23 January 2003 13:01 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
Ok, REVIVE! I have gathered from coworkers that any annual raises take place at the very end of the year. This makes sense. Anyway, I have a little report I did one week that documented EVERY single thing I worked on. I was asked to do this by my supervisor becuase they were thinking about changing our job descriptions, but she ended up telling me never mind. At that point, I'd already assembled quite a list. Anyway, do you think I should present this to the VP who makes the pay decisions? I could say, Here's a random work week for me. See how hard I work? Or do you think I'll probably get the same raise regardless. Maybe I should hold out and use this little report later down the road??

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 2 December 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

It depends how your company works really. Where I work (and in lots of public sector jobs I guess) we all get an annual 'increment' and you can rarely jump up more than one increment at a time. To do that you have to be either promoted to a different post or regraded and it's all horribly complicated.

I was regraded last year and I DID submit a detailed list of duties like the one you've done, and it helped my case, so if your workplace is more flexible with pay scales than mine then I'd say go for it!

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks, Archel. They have two separate pay increases here, one called the Standard of Living Raise and the other is a Performance Raise, though I understand they are usually both very small. My coworkers have told me they've gotten as little as a 10 cents an hour raise to as big (oh wow) as a dollar an hour.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

DO IT.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

one year later and all i got was a $410 annual raise. thanks for the $9.00 in my check fuckwads.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i had to ask for one recently. am i going to get it? probably. will it be anywhere near as much as it should be? i very much doubt it sadly.

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok. I just had my daily meeting with my boss. At the end, I said, I would like to talk about something else... And when into this quick schpiel which included handing him the list I mentioned. I think I was pretty professional about it. He asked me to close the door, and then confirmed what I'm making now. Then he asked if I'd prefer to be salaried instead of hourly since I don't make much overtime anyway. I'd get sick days and personal days that way. I said, BRING IT ON (but didn't say BRING IT ON). So, I guess I'll find out how successful I was in a few weeks.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I cannot ask for a raise alas, as state jobs aren't quite that way. A reclass, though, that I can do...and I'm currently making arrangements.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

REVIVE!!!!

As has been detailed on several boards recently, I just passed the bar exam. While not yet a fully licensed attorney, I have done all that I am supposed to have done to become one. I am simply waiting on the California Bar Association to get its ass in gear and shuffle papers correctly.

I succesfully negotiated a 10% cost of living raise about a month and a half ago, and it was announced with the following statement from my boss:

"This raise is without prejudice to our right to elevate [B.L.A.M's] compensation yet again when he soon passes the bar."

Which I did.

And yet, in the first paycheck since I passed almost two weeks ago - the paycheck was two days late, btw - I see no raise.

Please advise as to how to proceed, because I feel like putting my fucking office chair through the wall right now.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 3 December 2008 19:48 (seventeen years ago)

payroll is outsourced to some place that doesn't know or care that you passed the bar? did somebody actually tell you "now that you have passed the bar, your pay will be increased again from X to XX?"

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 19:50 (seventeen years ago)

Nope. SMALL office - boss' wife does payroll.

And yes, I was told that once I pass the bar, my salary would increase "significantly."

Its really a slap in the face. After how long it took for me to pass the fucking thing, to get no added comp.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 3 December 2008 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

just ask them. it's possible it was just an oversight.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

I would assume you will get more $$ but maybe not exactly on the first paycheck after passing. I mean right now since you're not yet licensed I assume the cashflow hasn't changed e.g. you aren't yet billing hours at a rate to provide yourself a new salary?

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

i wouldn't expect to get a bigger paycheck until i got something in writing saying my salary would increase or has increased. have you gotten anything like that? what you were told (by whom?) about a salary increase seems different from what your boss said about a right to increase your salary. was the increase explicitly tied to your bar passage or your subsequent admission? or an increase simply may not have kicked in yet, administratively - for instance, is the pay period covered by the check inclusive of time during which you had not yet passed?

gabbneb, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

Please advise as to how to proceed, because I feel like putting my fucking office chair through the wall right now.

El WRONGO attitude to have when thinking about how to ask for a raise.

Right attitude: When you are certified, yr earning potential will increase dramatically, regardless of who you may or may not work for.

I'm Ted Bell (libcrypt), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

"It's time to start thinking about my career."

I'm Ted Bell (libcrypt), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

is the pay period covered by the check inclusive of time during which you had not yet passed?

I passed one week into the period that this paycheck covers, so there should be...in my mind...at least some increase.

Its really the principle of the matter. I have done nothing but try my hardest and consistently get compliments and positive feedback about my work and my growth as an employee, but was told that passing the bar was the biggest point of demarcation.

Coupled with an entirely unexplained, unacknowledged delay in getting my paycheck to me...this has made for a shithead of a Wednesday.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

they should punish you for your logic here

Destroyed by the heat jeeeez (jeff), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

or maybe you just need to eat lunch

Destroyed by the heat jeeeez (jeff), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

So did your boss come by and tell you congratulations and walk away, or has it been mentioned since your last (small) raise? I'd just bring it up, it's possible they're waiting for the paperwork to go through, or maybe they just need a gentle reminder or monetary circumstances have changed around the office since then.

mh, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

poll the rest of your class, maybe its time for a lawsuit

Destroyed by the heat jeeeez (jeff), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

I passed one week into the period that this paycheck covers, so there should be...in my mind...at least some increase.

I would give it at least another pay period. That seems entirely too quick for a salary adjustment to be processed. If it doesn't happen soon, just kindly remind your boss of his promise.

La Push It (Susan), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

If it was really just overlooked, you can always negotiate for them to make it retroactive afterward.

One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

Screw the raise, OK. Time to find a new job.

I'm Ted Bell (libcrypt), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

the right attitude here is to cheerfully inquire when the salary change will kick in, not to assume that you are being shafted because of one check, when you passed only halfway through the period and have not been admitted and your billing rate (always a key factor) may not have changed. what's right in your mind means nothing if it hasn't been discussed and hammered down with your boss. talking about other options is probably not the right approach in this kind of market. if you want to look elsewhere, do so quietly.

gabbneb, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

The paycheck delay would be more worrisome to me. Has there ever been any other sign that the firm has cash flow problems?

How you ask the boss about the raise will be your biggest test at the firm. You gotta smile and be casual or they will be able to say "suddenly it was like it was a different BLAM working there...I hardly knew the guy..."

(gabbneb otm)

WmC, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

Gabb, you make good points, and I would be wise to follow the advice they provide.

And yeah, the cashflow around here is really kind of ridiculous. I'm constantly told about how succesful this place was, and my boss is always at his beach house, etc., etc.

Pay me, motherfucker. I don't work for clients. I work for you.

Its a slap in the face - Unacknowledged, two day delay combined with no mention of (a) when increase will occur or (b) what the increase will be.

Am I supposed to intuit when I will begin getting paid as an attorney and not as a "law clerk" any more?

And the billing rates really don't matter - we're Plaintiff's side, and most is on contingency. Not that I've ever seen any extra due to a large award or anything. If they can't afford to pay me what I'm worth, they should let me know so I can start looking for another job.

I should really just go home. I'm too pissed to do any more work today.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

two day delay = how many days off did everyone get last week

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

No, no. These arguments do not make any difference.

I am to be paid on the 1st and 16th of every month. If there is a delay, I expect to be told AHEAD of schedule. I don't think this is unreasonable in any way.

Here, I was not told ANYTHING. I just didn't get paid until today, the 3rd.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:24 (seventeen years ago)

relax dude, you are probably overpaid as it is

Destroyed by the heat jeeeez (jeff), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

Did you ask why there was a delay?

La Push It (Susan), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

I am to be paid on the 1st and 16th of every month. If there is a delay, I expect to be told AHEAD of schedule. I don't think this is unreasonable in any way.

Then quit.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

Am I supposed to intuit when I will begin getting paid as an attorney and not as a "law clerk" any more?

i don't know if you're still a law clerk, but you're not yet an attorney. and maybe they expect you to ask for a number, or at least initiate the discussion. maybe that even accounts for the delay. either way, i think you're taking this too seriously/personally.

gabbneb, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

relax dude, you are probably overpaid as it is

hey jeff, what do you do and how much are you paid for it?

gabbneb, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

TOMBOTM.

I'm Ted Bell (libcrypt), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

the entire world just got laid off, but good luck with your raise

akm, Thursday, 4 December 2008 06:53 (seventeen years ago)

B.L.A.M. - earlier today
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/time/4191-1.jpg

velko, Thursday, 4 December 2008 07:09 (seventeen years ago)

Bummer about not getting the raise but at least you got on the cover of time magazine

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Thursday, 4 December 2008 12:28 (seventeen years ago)

do banks even honor miniature paychecks? i think they're messing with you man.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 4 December 2008 12:56 (seventeen years ago)

They have to honor them it's the law

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Thursday, 4 December 2008 13:03 (seventeen years ago)

You could even write a check on your dick and they'd have to honor it, not a lot of people know that

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 4 December 2008 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

Does it have to have your current address pre-printed?

La Push It (Susan), Thursday, 4 December 2008 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

No but if it doesn't they look at you a little funny.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 4 December 2008 14:02 (seventeen years ago)

BLAM it seems to me like this raise issue is standing in for a whole host of other problems you have with this place.. i.e. if you really liked working there this wouldn't feel like such a chair-throwingly urgent personal affront but more like the dumb clunky turnings of small-office bureaucracy that it almost certainly is?

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 4 December 2008 14:06 (seventeen years ago)

I suspect gambling debts and knee caps are involved.

Kerm, Thursday, 4 December 2008 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

Don't just NOT pay me and expect me to be all "Well, I guess I should continue to work into the next pay period without being paid for the previous one." That ain't me, babe.

it is you, because you apparently did it, without saying anything to them, or just ASKING them about your raise. you said it yourself in the very beginning: it took a long time and a lot of effort to pass the bar, they might've forgotten or it's an oversight. i sincerely hope you've ASKED them by now because quite frankly missing the first paycheck after you passed the bar mid-pay-period is really not an "I AM QUITTING OVER THIS HORRIBLE SLAP IN THE FACE" type of oversight.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 4 December 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

ya ive only had a real job for like a couple months but its weird to me that youd just sort of expect a raise without saying anything at all to ur boss

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Thursday, 4 December 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

I've said something, and I've been told...repeatedly...that I would get a raise once I pass the bar exam.
So, we'll see.

Thanks for all the reminders of how untenable my position is, though. You guys are AWESOME.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 4 December 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

duder u passed the bar, that should count for like at least a month of unfuckwitable good feelings, stop letting msg board posters get to you

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Thursday, 4 December 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

duder u passed the bar, that should count for like at least a month of unfuckwitable good feelings, stop letting msg board posters get to you

I have been smiling for two weeks, and expect that to continue for at least about another year or so.

Jeff and the Schef getting me down? Nah. Not today.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 4 December 2008 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

http://i33.tinypic.com/2gwsz9c.gif

Kerm, Thursday, 4 December 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

I was given more duties yesterday and when asked if I had any questions I said "only the obvious one... money?"

skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 4 December 2008 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

can't you argue like ... consideration or promissory estoppel? That's about all I know, I've only had 4 weeks of contracts.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

can't you argue like ... consideration or promissory estoppel? That's about all I know, I've only had 4 weeks of contracts.

You are getting into the right frame of mind, Burt. Keep it up, man. You'll do well on finals.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 4 December 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

So, update:

My paycheck came a few days late, and wasn't up to the level that I expected, blah, blah, blah...

Come to find out this morning that the check BOUNCED. So, I incurred over $250 in overdraft charges, and my rent check bounced. It had been 10 days since I got paid, and I had heard nothing except a inquiry as to whether or not "everything was okay with my bank." Assuming that everything was, I didn't say anything.

I sent an email to the powers that be (boss and his wife who handles billing, but is out of town), and heard nothing about it. So, I called my bank to find out exactly what the story was, and was told about the charges listed above.

So, I call my boss and ask him about it, and he gets apologetic, and when I say "Checks are late, checks bounce...I can't do this anymore," he comes right back with "Well, I accept your resignation."

And I get a lecture from the secretary saying I shouldn't have talked to him about this, and that I just "ruined his day."

Am I ENTIRELY unreasonable here in thinking that this is ridiculous?

B.L.A.M., Friday, 12 December 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

that is totally insane!

Mr. Que, Friday, 12 December 2008 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

ok NOW is the time where you feel like throwing a chair through the window

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 12 December 2008 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

What? WHAT??W{(*@()*()$@

One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Friday, 12 December 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

No, no. It was a chair through the WALL. Windows would be too easy.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 12 December 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

That's utter shit. Get the hell out of there asap and don't look back.

Jaq, Friday, 12 December 2008 18:05 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, now is the actual freak out time.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 12 December 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

you should actually consider legal action.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 12 December 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, now is the actual freak out time.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 12 December 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

This sounds familiar...when this happened at my workplace in 2000-2001, the owner was draining the company of cash assets, and defrauding other businesses to get loans then swiping that cash too. He's still got a few years of prison time to go.

WmC, Friday, 12 December 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

sounds like they're having financial trouble, and either a) you're the least of their worries, or b) what they pay you is part of figuring out larger questions

you probably want to go somewhere else, but you probably want to have a job while you look - you can say you were just at this place until you passed the bar, and want to go somewhere better now that you're all hooked up

very very serious (gabbneb), Friday, 12 December 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

sounds like they're having financial trouble

Obv.

I'm really over this whole place. Everything is either unadressed or is a hair-on-fire emergency. I understand that a law firm of any size is going to have these stressors. I get that. But it has to be able to be handled better than this.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 12 December 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

You did tell him you weren't really resigning, right?

WmC, Friday, 12 December 2008 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

in most states if your employer just stops paying you, you can qualify for unemployment, even if you quit or storm out or whathaveyou (ie not paying you is a tacit understanding that you have been let go, basically) so you should also look into that.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 12 December 2008 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

You did tell him you weren't really resigning, right?

Yes.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 12 December 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

you probably want to go somewhere else, but you probably want to have a job while you look - you can say you were just at this place until you passed the bar, and want to go somewhere better now that you're all hooked up

Gabb, you are wise.

I hope that everyone who was trying to tell me I was being unreasonable earlier on this thread has gotten more of a feel for what passes for a work environment over here. Wow. So glad its Friday.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 12 December 2008 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

...

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 12 December 2008 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

If you haven't already, you should document all of this to the best of your memory, minus the emotional reactions. Treat all future conversations with everybody at the firm as adversarial courtroom situations; transcribe afterwards. Saying "I can't do this anymore" was a bit of a mistake, but at least it got the boss to tip his hand. Good luck.

WmC, Friday, 12 December 2008 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

Saying "I can't do this anymore" was a bit of a mistake, but at least it got the boss to tip his hand. Good luck.

A calculated gambit, to be entirely honest. He has GOT to know that this type of shit, plus his seeming inability to give me a raise, could cause me to look elsewhere.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 12 December 2008 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

And now I know its on his mind.

lets move on and see what else happens.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 12 December 2008 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

Clearly this place is utter bullshit and getting the hell out is the best possible outcome!

quincie, Friday, 12 December 2008 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

I worked at a place with this kind of pay situation but it was a freaking donut shop and I was making freaking donuts. What I am saying is: one, I feel you and two: wtf why is a law office being run stupider than a freaking donut shop called 'Glazed Over' run by freaking drug runners?

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 12 December 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

Every time something fucks up, you can say, "What am I? Working at freaking GLAZED OVER? I passed the LAWYER bar exam, not the MAPLE bar exam!" if it makes you feel better.

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 12 December 2008 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

No, when you have taken as much schooling as I have in the fine art of spinning bullshit, you have to come up with something really creative, like the following:

"What the fuck?"

"Yeah, so...the paychecks bounced. I need to get paid. Not as soon as possible. Not at your earliest convenience. Not when you can. Now. In fact, I would like to be paid now for the check that I'm due on the 16th, that will inevitably be late."

"This type of situation really does not build my confidence in your promises of a raise."

B.L.A.M., Friday, 12 December 2008 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

Somehow (and against all odds w.r.t. current chaos with the other progammers) I managed to unexpectedly negotiate a 6% raise. Currently feeling half "go me!" and half "WTFOMG"

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 2 July 2009 09:41 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/8/26/896386/-Want-a-raise-Wash-your-vagina

coco b ware (cozen), Friday, 27 August 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

I got a raise! =O

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Friday, 26 August 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

Despite having worked in various jobs for, like, most of the last 15 years, I've only experienced getting an actual-official-without-leaving-jobs-raise a handful of times, it is rilly cool

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Friday, 26 August 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

Have only had one (admittedly fairly generous but only brought me up to a fair salary) rise in the 3.5 years Ive been here. Did a performace review for the FIRST TIME this year (ppl be distracted in this company) and mentioned that I expected somew kind of pay reassesment, even if just CPI.

Nothing's been mentioned since. I know I could be earning $20k a year in similar work elsewhere, but it involves jumping into a fairly new company (NBNCo if anyone knows what that's about) who may collapse in 2 years as theyre kind of at the whim of whichever govt gets in at the next election.

I wanna use "hey they headhunted me" as a bluff. I like working here! I just want more bloody money. I know ppl who do frontline 1st level support who earn almost what I do :(

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Friday, 26 August 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

Oh and we never get end of year or xmas bonuses either, which my last big job handed out heaps of (never got raises there, but got loads of bonuses).

Small companies can suck :(

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Friday, 26 August 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

My wife just got regraded at work, which is effectively a 25% raise. She now earns the same as me, stoked.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:21 (fourteen years ago)


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