Time to bitch about Human Traffic

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God! After a few years of having this film raved about by lots of people I know, I watched this with my girlfriend cos she said it was great and blahblahblah. God! Why and how did this film get made? It's the biggest load of twaddle I've ever watched. For some reason I just can't begin to understand why it's so bad. Maybe it's cos EVERYTHING is wrong with this film - the dull plot, lack of jokes, embarassing portrayal of drug and club culture and just the sheer pointlessness of making this kind of film.

Does anyone on ILx want to defend this movie? Can anyone be arsed? Probably not. I'm off to read the Amazon reviews.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 23 January 2003 01:50 (twenty-three years ago)

One of the stupidest films I've seen. I was grinding my teeth with barely contained irritation the entire film. This was made a billion times worse by my gf saying the characters reminded her of her old circle of friends.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 23 January 2003 01:56 (twenty-three years ago)

But, man... drugs.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 23 January 2003 01:59 (twenty-three years ago)

mmm, another one who was trixed by his girlfriend. It's dawned on me that everyone who recommended this shit to me has done very few drugs in their life and certainly never touched ecstasy before.
I didn't tell her I hated it btw.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:00 (twenty-three years ago)

John Simm deserves to die, by the way. The man is seemingly convinced that "Human Traffic" is some deep cut into the psyche of late 20th century Britain, rather than a film version of those uber-depressingly bad club documenatries on 4Music.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i honestly think its the worst movie ever. and i only sat through about 30 minutes of it. uggh.

di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:01 (twenty-three years ago)

reviews on amazon.co.uk:

A truly contemporary synopsis of the modern day culture, mixing friendship with drug-induced euphoria!
An extremely refreshing view of a non-violent circle of friends looking deeper into mundane day to day activities and living it up for the weekend, including some moments of hilarity, confusion and bewilderment. Watch out for some little gems from the likes of Danny Dyer, Sean Parkes and John Simms.
A film that is definitely worth watching with a few mates, a few beers and a few "Camberwell Carrots"!

ugh!

The story of Jip and his 4 friends is more like a documentary of any clubber's weekend than a scripted film. As a young adult myself I could thoroughly relate to it and enjoy all the action while being reminded of some of my own experiences. The realism of the film is superb and Jip's famous line sums up the feel of the whole thing-"The weekend has landed, all that exists now are clubs, drugs, pubs and parties". Brilliant!

oh man!

What a terrible film. "Sums up the 90's youth culture"? Not mine! Full of cliches, full of rubbish. The acting was as bad as anything I've seen on the big screen. The production is so pretentious it becomes painful. Its so derivative, yet manages to completely misunderstand the deeper essence of such films as Trainspotting. I was like watching 90 minutes (or so) of Hollyoaks! Pointless camera work, pointless to-camera soliloquays, annoying charcters you want to murder in painful fashions, and so many cliches about drug taking, its simply one big joke. Unfortunately, as the film trys to take itself semi-seriously, everything is lost. 1 star is too much for this appaling "film".

well, there are actually quite a few reviws that say this so I guess I still have respect for some of the human population.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:06 (twenty-three years ago)

the only bit i wasnt keen on was the 'new national anthem' sequence, apart from that i thought it was an absolute hoot and i laughed a lot - i dont give a shite about the stuff people here have condemned it for, so i guess i'd better get off this thread pronto :(

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:54 (twenty-three years ago)

oh wait, doglatin might like to see me try and defend it...any other takers?

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:56 (twenty-three years ago)

'Human Traffic' is the film equivalent of 'Original Pirate Material' - discuss

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 23 January 2003 03:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There are only two good moments in that film. Both involving the main character's best friend (the black guy).

First, him working in his record store and putting the hard sell on some complete wigga to buy the latest hiphop thing, followed shortly by the two hooded junglists who come in and say "got any jungle guy?" and go spastic. (well, I laughed. Probably because I know people just like this.)

The rest of the film is absolute TRASH. The lead female (the one the main character shags towards the end) is absolutely HIDEOUS with one of the most disgusting accents I've ever witnessed. The whole thing is a load of self-important garbage and I can't stand it. Gah!

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 23 January 2003 10:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I liked it. It made me laugh.

Marcel Gallingez (Marcel Gallingez), Thursday, 23 January 2003 10:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, majorly disagree on the Human Traffic / Original Pirate Material comparison. OPM actually makes some valid cultural criticisms and contains the all-important element of wit.

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 23 January 2003 10:23 (twenty-three years ago)

more fun hatred. Moderators, please set up a new category for threads to be filed under, viz. "Fun > Hatred of"

Alan (Alan), Thursday, 23 January 2003 10:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Original Pirate Material contains the all-important elements of characters, plot, dialogue, pacing, intelligence, and actual thought, as well.

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 23 January 2003 10:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I found it to be an enjoyable film.

nice one, sorted.

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 23 January 2003 10:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I liked Human Traffic (I'm sure we have done this elsewhere) - though it has got some awful bits in it - the New National Anthem being unwatchable. But the leads are likable, its dislocated approach to plot, narrative and character suits its whole laidback style. The almost anti-drug bits near the end feels tacked on to its detriment but on the whole I don't regret paying good money to see it in a cinema.

(And it was a period film even when it was made, being set pretty much in 1994). I don't think we should expect it to represent all of club culture, for all of time. It is very specific about its own time and place I think.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 23 January 2003 10:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Michaelangelo!? what bloody time do you call this to be up and posting. GET TO BED!

Alan (Alan), Thursday, 23 January 2003 10:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Vy Alan...your neck...it looks so good...veins...healthy veins....

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 23 January 2003 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

From OPM to Vampires in 5 easy steps....

smee (smee), Thursday, 23 January 2003 11:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I can relate to Human Traffic for a very specific period of my life. I was temping at Norwich Union, sleeping on my friend's sofas and going out every weekend, then wondering why all I could do on Tuesdays and Wednesdays was sit on my mate's patio listening to trance and crying (yes, hindsight makes it very clear, etc). Most people I knew were stuck in the same holding pattern. After dark we were in on the guestlist, knew everyone, blagged free drinks, were fabulous. It was a community (I even remember my friend John buying a card when we found out the guy who cleaned the toilets was leaving and then gettng the whole dancefloor to sign it. The guy said he'd never felt so appreciated in his life.)
But in the day time it was resits, bad temp jobs, signing on. Going nowhere fast, grey and coming down. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
I think Human Traffic does capture the fabulous and the grey. It's always hard to watch a near-accurate portrayal. And the competative drug taking, the crap conversations, the very singular world view, it's easy to see why they could be unlikable. But by the same token these are the things that prop up their support system. The sequel (still in production I think) is a bloody stupid idea because I can't see Jip and friends carrying it on for more than another two years from the close of the film. There comes a point when you need to get your life in order and stop stagnating. That said I have friends from that period who've become DJs (paid, not bedroom), got tracks signed, gone into PR. Hell, I went to work on a dance music magazine.

Two bits that desrve all the slagging they get:
National Anthem: help me God.
The idea that anyone from Mixmag would have a secretary: Ha! ha ha ha ha. Do your research.

Anna (Anna), Thursday, 23 January 2003 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I can relate to Anna's first paragraph there more than Human Traffic, I watched it again recently and I could wisely nod and go oh that's kind of true but I found 24 Hour Party People (the second half) a much better picture of the relationship between regular punters and the nightclub.

I think it exaggerates the comedown aswell, but then maybe I haven't banged enough pills. I mean I have the soundtrack WHICH MY BROTHER BOUGHT and it has Belfast by Orbital on it, I stuck it on and it has this comedown speech by John Simm's character, and it's like "the children of ecstacy aren't safe anymore, all that's left now is paranoia, depression, and FEAR" or something. I mean that's a bit over the top, all that's usually left is sleep and then a lack of motivation.

Having said all this I have a light midweek schedule. I just think the characters in Human Traffic weren't likeable, Lorraine P*lkington lived a few doors up the road and people didn't like her anyway though.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 23 January 2003 13:13 (twenty-three years ago)

The sequel. Well the story of Human Traffic is very interesting in as much as the directors film school teacher who produced it (and the much worse SW9) pretty much owns the film and has recently recut it, added new music and released it as a Human Traffic Remix. Since the director is very unhappy with this (especially since ex-tutor and producer has bad mouthed him in UK film circuits and claims much of the film was made by him) I would imagine any "sequel" would probably be that bastard trying to milk the cash cow one more time.

Quite a sad story really. That said, the bloke at the Guardian who called it The Last Great Film Of The Nineites (which is quoted everywhere about it) must have been on crack.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 23 January 2003 13:17 (twenty-three years ago)

i think the thing with human traffic is that large parts of it are hugely embarassing,the characters are gimps,god i hope i never come across like that,etcetc
but-even though i don't think my weekends are in anyway similar (i go to smaller clubs,there's no element of fashion etc in my lifestyle,i think the music in the film is shit,etc)there are undeniable similarities in certain bits
it certainly portrays going out and taking pills better than any film ive seen,much as i hate to admit it...
as for the anti drug ending seeming tacked on-ive never really overdone it on drugs,in terms of taking them all the time for months on end,but i think anyone who knows someone who has gone through a phase of that sort of life will recognise the attitudes towards the end(never again,etc)
and re:the comedowns being over the top,i know people who could take one pill every few months and still think like that,although i never feel like that at all...i mean you've certainly made the odd post that's reminded me of that mindset ronan,and i've seen it in other people a lot as well...
the whole people not being able to look at each other,tension the next morning isnt really an issue if youre in a gaff with friends,you more just feel flaked out,but if you go to a bit house party you do see it with random punters...

robin (robin), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:37 (twenty-three years ago)

he only good film about dance is Blade. and thats cuzx its got Pump Panel on the soundtrack.

gareth (gareth), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

but Human Traffic has 'Dirt' on it

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

ill be honest i havent seen the film, ive seen the poster with that guy from the lakes on it doing that monkey face with the big o and then i saw a clip and there were some twats dancing round someones flat.

now i dont know what the sociocultural context for this film is, but, from the outisde it looked like laddy self-congratulation, i get the impression that this is like a trainspotting-lite (tho that was a shit film also)?

gareth (gareth), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:57 (twenty-three years ago)

BRUUUUUUUUV!

Alan (Alan), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw it and I thought it was ass.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 23 January 2003 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

i stand by my OPM comparison.

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 23 January 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

It doesn't ring true to my experiences in the slightest (The Spaced episode where they go clubbing is a much better portrayal). It was just a very bad bandwagon jumping B flick. (Marketing man: 'Oh how can we sweeze the last gasp of money from rave culture'). What a load of Bollocks.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I walked in on my brother watching this so the only part of the film I've seen is the National Anthem, which is as awful as everyone says.

Graham (graham), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:02 (twenty-three years ago)

what abt the clubbing scene in men behaving badly?

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I completely disageree Ed (There's a surprise) - I think it is a very personal experience and since it is set almost ten years ago there is no reason why it would be like any of your experiences. And I'd refute the idea that it all came out of some marketing mans brain. Written by the director, not funded by the BBC or Ch4 or any of the other non-existance British film companies. I wouldn't blame the kid for thinking there might be an audience for a film about clubbing - but I don't remember anywhere there being a manifesto saying that this film was to represent club culture forevermore.

It is the most successful of the British clubbing films, of which there has been a rather long string of lousier ones over the last five years.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

And SW9 is applling.

Graham (graham), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I've no idea what kind of people dog latin hangs out with as I had the opposite experience - everyone I knew said it was embarrassing and horrible whether or not they had seen it. Then I saw a bit of it and it wasn't great but it wasn't as crap as say, Twin Town. I didn't like the characters in it but that's not a reason to denounce a film.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I maintain 24HPP's second half and the whole Hacienda sections are way more like what clubbing is about than anything in Human Traffic. I don't even find the club convincing.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't listen to Pete, Ronan. His idea of a club is the SOAS film society.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

"it wasn't as crap as twin town" = weakest defence in the history of humankind

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I will admit that it probably makes a difference wether clubs or free parties are central to your experiences. I'll give it that its older than my experiences, (is it really though? it came out in 1999 and was purported to be about contemporary experiences). It wasn't so much that its didn't seem true, in away it did, however it seemed false. Added to that, on a purely cinematic level it is a crap film with a weak plot.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Harsh Nick.
Possibly fair. (Except I am not a member of the film society).

I think we also have to think about movie representations vs life in other aspects too. Have you ever, for instance, seen a movie pub which seems to accurately capture the experience of going to a pub - because I'm not sure I have. Or even a movie library which are like real libraries (ie in movie libraries people find the books in the right place on the shelves, or said shelves can fall down in an amusing domino fashion a la The Mummy).

Ed it came out in 1999 and was set in 94. Your double negative regarding the truth or falsity of the film have me baffled too. You seem to flat out contradict yourself.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

His brane is addled with E.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Pete makes a good point, I suppose it's particularly hard to make people off E watch a film about people on it and not think they're a bunch of fucking clowns. Having said that this wasn't taken into account very well, scenes like the National Anthem one were really misjudged. Asking your audience to make a leap like that and them saying "errrr no way" is always a disaster.

Clubs are central to my experience but as I say the club in HT didn't feel right to me, it wasn't full enough, the scenes were too much about the individual characters when they should have become more anonymous, I mean that's half the point surely.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

N.'s brane is addled with F.

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

F = Fun. But doesn't Nick hate Fun?

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

hence the addlism

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Ed's spot on with the Spaced episode.

Anna (Anna), Thursday, 23 January 2003 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought the Spaced episode was better, but that's not saying much cos I think Spaced is pants too. Was that episode a reference to HT? Or an "original" idea?

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 23 January 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

"it wasn't as crap as twin town" = weakest defence in the history of humankind

Off-topic somewhat, but I once made some negative response to someone who said he was a big fan of Gloria Estefan. His defence was "I like Latin music! And she's better than Ricky Martin!" I did point out to him that the world had produced more than two Latin musicians from which to choose, but I do think that may be an even weaker defence.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't really twig from the film that it was set way back when, its hardly expicit in the choice of music, dress etc., which makes the film seem even more false. Although the situations made it seem true to me the characterisation and acting make for a false and hollow feeling film.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 23 January 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

the Spaced clubbing episode seems pretty inspired/influenced by Human Traffic if you ask me - i can't see how they're really that different (tho i suppose i prefer the Spaced episode)

does Ronan sound like Tracks is what i wanna know...actually that guy's got more of an Ulster accent, like David Holmes, ah well...

Human Traffic is actually set in the LATE 90s....there's a sequence where they flash back to 1991 (you know its 1991 cos they're playing T99's 'Nocturne') and its all based on the idea that 'clubbing's not as good as it used to be'

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 23 January 2003 22:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Pete is wrong about it being set in 1994, surely they'd not be so thick as to set it then and pick music which is all from 1998 or 1999, I mean how could it be anyway accurate in that case. That really really really does matter.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:03 (twenty-three years ago)

What you've got to bear in mind is that Pete Baran is a very very bad man.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:04 (twenty-three years ago)

ricky martin = 1000000000000004 x better than twin towns

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Written in 1996, filmed in 1998. (I have the screenplay okay - but look I WAS SENT IT - along with the DVD remix, I have not watched it I think it would depress me).

Anna (Anna), Friday, 24 January 2003 01:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, I have checked and I am wrong - what Anna sez. (I blame my memory of the flashback).

Pete (Pete), Friday, 24 January 2003 11:15 (twenty-three years ago)

"a false and hollow feeling film"
unless you keep it in check,taking pills can certainly be false and hollow feeling

robin (robin), Friday, 24 January 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Is the job of a film to reproduce the bad feelings experienced by its characters? Should a film about a boring life be boring?

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 24 January 2003 14:55 (twenty-three years ago)

It a technique certainly Nick, but one which is generally deemed to be unsuccessful (Time Out is about v.boring person and hence there is a degree of that boredom in the film).

Pete (Pete), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it's impossible for a film to do the E side of things and HT didn't try hard enough to do the club/clubber relationship IMO, that's where 24HPP succeeded.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

In the club/clubber relationship the club being any good is part of this. I'm not sure if the club in HT was ever meant to be part of any big scene, it certainly wasn't a superclub or owt. Whereas in 24hpp the club was the important thing (the clubbers being anonymous to us).

Pete (Pete), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:13 (twenty-three years ago)

"Is the job of a film to reproduce the bad feelings experienced by its characters? Should a film about a boring life be boring?"


the implication made in this comment would discredit almost all films/books/songs ever made...

robin (robin), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe Pete, it did look crap, as I said earlier I think the more anonymous the clubbers in the club scenes the better it would have been. It doesn't have to be a hacienda style massive club for there to be a feeling of attachment or a good atmosphere, not by any means. I felt there wasn't enough interesting character stuff anyway. I noticed Simon Reynolds was saying the rave scene on Morvern Callar may be the best in a film ever, coincidentally enough. I haven't seen it.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:18 (twenty-three years ago)

There was a rave scene? I thought it was just some pissed people at a club in Oban!

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 24 January 2003 22:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I have no idea. I don't watch your films.

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 25 January 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

i always thought this was shit.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 13 July 2007 09:38 (eighteen years ago)

dog latin otm

Neil S, Friday, 13 July 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)

I loathe this film for so many reasons (the film itself only being the least of it).

Trayce, Friday, 13 July 2007 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

they should remake it with danny dyer, if he wasn't in it.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 13 July 2007 11:38 (eighteen years ago)

Worst film ever.

Neil S, Friday, 13 July 2007 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

Wasn't he the kid who decides he needs to quit doing drugs?

xpost

Colonel Poo, Friday, 13 July 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

I quite liked this film, but I'm easily pleased.

Colonel Poo, Friday, 13 July 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah now i see dyer was indeed in it.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 13 July 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

I was reading half the thread thinking you guys were complaining about Traffic.

nathalie, Friday, 13 July 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

Can not be as bad as "The Life of Stuff"

JTS, Friday, 13 July 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

the story behind HT is mildly interesting as an insight into british film production.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 13 July 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

i've done so many 'tabs' of 'e' that i can't remember it tho.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 13 July 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

I was reading half the thread thinking you guys were complaining about Traffic.

If it's what I'm thinking of, that film did bore the pants off me.

Colonel Poo, Friday, 13 July 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

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i used to watch human traffic every weekend before i went out. well set me up for the weekend. captures lifes true meanings

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

mocking the working classes again? for shame

blueski, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

Some of the details are very well observed. People do act twattish and annoying on drugs. It doesn't really work as a whole though.

I saw it the cinema with my friend and his girlfriend. Me and my friend, who both take drugs, quite liked it. She, who didn't, thought it was one of the worst films she'd ever seen. I don't think this was a coincidence.

chap, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

drugs kill good taste?

omar little, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

i can't imagine a similar film about booze culture would be any more interesting, and i'll drink you under a table any day of the week

electricsound, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

The nature of booze culture is obvious to everyone in the country though, whether they drink or not. There had never been a mainstream film about that particular kind of drug culture before, and me and my friend, probably naively, quite appreiciated there being one, and one that got at least some of it right. I'm not saying it's a good film, because objectively it's not particularly.

And I'll fucking take you up on that drinking challenge.

chap, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

sweet

electricsound, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

can't think of too many films about "booze culture" either tbh, unless you're counting 'whisky galore'. all in all it seems drug cultures are poorly represented in film.

or something, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:03 (eighteen years ago)

I'd watch a feature length movie version of "Booze Britain"

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

they should remake it with danny dyer, if he wasn't in it.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 13 July 2007 11:38 (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

Danny Dyer is in a Mansun video.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

booze "culture"?

what culture would that be? being a human being?

Ronan, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

Danny Dyer's Football Factories is great...if you like to laugh at Danny Dyer.

Ronan, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

being a human being?

hahahahahahahahahaha

electricsound, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:35 (eighteen years ago)

"I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE" says Danny, as the sound guys turn his mic down and the surrounding one up so the crowd sound louder.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks to this programme I can now say "To start with we were inspired by the British firms, but now not even they can touch us," in 17 different languages

DJ Mencap, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

I like the episodes set in Russia best, Russians dress like shit at the best of times, so Russian casual culture is really a sight to cherish.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 7 February 2008 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

Danny Dyer's Football Factories is great...if you like to laugh at Danny Dyer.

there's a really funny pisstake of this on youtube as well: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Voha37ZqL1Q

blueski, Thursday, 7 February 2008 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

Did anyone see the one where he walked from the Roma end to the Lazio end at half time?

He wasn't wearing a jersey even, and he hyped it up so much: "THIS IS WELL ROUGH" etc etc, then he just walked in, and nobody really did anything or even noticed him.

You'd think he was attempting to flee the guards at a concentration camp the way he built it up!

In the same episode we got his thoughts on the coliseum: "they could have a right old tear up in this place. Just loike, fill it with firms from all over the world and let em have a right ol' tear up. it could be like the World Cup, only of fighting"

Ronan, Thursday, 7 February 2008 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

the World Cup, only of fighting

Poll!

DJ Mencap, Thursday, 7 February 2008 12:42 (eighteen years ago)

eight years pass...

okay, are you serious? who asked for this?

TARANTINO! (dog latin), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 12:21 (ten years ago)

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/film-news/cult-film-human-traffic-could-11340734

rumours that the film will be set in Ibiza

ffs...

I never wanted to be your weekend lover (snoball), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 17:30 (ten years ago)


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