Is there such a thing as a Platonic Rimjob?

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IE, a rimjob that follows the Platonic ideal?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 January 2003 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Main Entry: Pla·to·nism
Pronunciation: 'plA-t&n-"i-z&m
Function: noun
Date: circa 1570
1 a : the philosophy of Plato stressing especially that actual things are copies of transcendent ideas and that these ideas are the objects of true knowledge apprehended by reminiscence b : NEOPLATONISM

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 January 2003 00:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I now know I've been here awhile when I can start to guess who's posted what by thread titles...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 January 2003 00:41 (twenty-three years ago)

i for one wish to see this behaviour enter mainstream society

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 24 January 2003 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe there is a Bay-Area hardcore band called "Platonic RimJob". Well if there isn't there should be.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 24 January 2003 04:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan, we all know that you are a Very Bad Mang. However, what prompted this query?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 24 January 2003 05:48 (twenty-three years ago)

only his hairdresser knows for sure.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 January 2003 05:49 (twenty-three years ago)

do you share a hairdresser?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 24 January 2003 05:50 (twenty-three years ago)

only our undertaker knows for sure.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 January 2003 05:53 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm suddenly overwhelmed with heart-iness for the jess-and-dan-in-caskets. i know that sounds goth-creepy but i swear i never listened to the cure or any of that shit.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 24 January 2003 06:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Threads like these remind me of that part on Laugh In when all the cast members would be popping out of holes in the wall, each one with a one-liner building on the last.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 24 January 2003 07:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Of course there can be a Platonic RimJob! And it would be the greatest RimJob ever! All other RimJobs would be but shallow echoes off this pinnacle of metaphysical RimJobness!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 24 January 2003 10:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Lady if you have to ask...

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Friday, 24 January 2003 11:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan, we all know that you are a Very Bad Mang. However, what prompted this query?

the platonic thread

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 January 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

There are two meanings here: do you mean the perfect rimjob, or one with no romantic or sexual connotations, the way platonic has been (ab)used a lot in recent years? The latter is surely impossible.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 24 January 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Martin, you didn't click on the link! There's also "common schooling" rimjob (a group of people must all TOGETHER perform a rimjob on teacher).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 January 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

Was this ever settled?

― milo z, Monday, 27 August 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

hey pal, just a friendly rimjob, nothing to get uptight about.

sorry

― strgn, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

If Dan's parents or mine ever figure out how to google their progenys names, we are right fucked.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, I just came here to say how uh, admirable it was that Dan used to post this kind of shit under his real name.

― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

At least ferrets were not introduced into the Platonic ideal here.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

see: cats

― will, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

No.

― Jeb, Monday, 28 January 2008 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

I was involved in a Platonic fisting once, so yes.

― Lolpez, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

o_O

― HI DERE, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

lololololol

― John Justen, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

dare to dream

― sunny successor, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

"involved" in a nonspecific way.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

giving, receiving, or other

― remy bean, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

spotter

― kenan, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

scorekeeper

― HI DERE, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

Giving. I didn't know how else to word it. Maybe "I fisted someone Platonically?"

― Lolpez, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

TS erotic fisting or extremely precise sphincter-punches

― remy bean, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://img155.imagevenue.com/loc344/th_77477_GeorgeMichael_OneMoreTry_205_122_344lo.jpg

and teacheeeer
there are things
that I don't want to learn

― kenan, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

Was the fisting platonic because neither of you enjoyed it?

― Slumpman, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

No, it's because we were and are friends.

― Lolpez, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

i was guess that you meant something close to dan's original question, and the fisting session was meant to be instructive more than anything

― kenan, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

ok wau

― HI DERE, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

OK, all I meant was rimjobs and/or fisting needn't necessarily ruin a friendship.

― Lolpez, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

Good to know!

― HI DERE, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

fisting needn't ruin a friendship, but it will almost certainly test its elasticity

― kenan, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

Parody idea: Fisting with John, with Tom Wates, John Lewerie, and several unnamed Caribbean women.

― Eazy, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

i think the answer to this is yes

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

I have to say, it's highly doubtful that "fisting" is really going to go on the "activities to suggest to friends when bored" list.

― HI DERE, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

"So... we could play Monopoly again, but that's getting so old, dontcha think?"

― kenan, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

"rimjobs and/or fisting needn't necessarily ruin a friendship"

this is so lovely -

a real strong friendship wont be ruined by whatever comes it's way...

― Zeno, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

it's a commitment, or bond, forged in pain -- like cutting your hands and pressing your bleeding palms together. except that can give you AIDS.

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

the process: start with the rimjob, move on to the fisting -> till death do us apart.

― Zeno, Monday, 28 January 2008 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

anyway,the above sentence is reminding me of the sex questions section in the newspaper. i like this section.

― Zeno, Monday, 28 January 2008 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.contraculture.com/the_cave.gif

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 28 January 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

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