Life is like a box of chocolates...

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no matter which one you pick first, it always turns out to be fucking coconut!!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 24 January 2003 07:23 (twenty-three years ago)

that is true of neither life nor chocolates!

― minna (minna), Friday, 24 January 2003 07:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I like coconut. I sometimes like life. I love chocolate. I hated Forrest Gump.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 January 2003 07:28 (twenty-three years ago)

We've got these chocolate truffles, I think the brand is Ce Moi or somesuch mangled French.

They are like orgasms in your mouth.

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 24 January 2003 08:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I even have to wait 15 minutes before I can have another one.

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 24 January 2003 08:33 (twenty-three years ago)

That's why you have to buy a box of chocolate-covered cherries, or Ferrero Rochers, or Almond Roca

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 24 January 2003 08:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish life were as good as Almond Roca!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 January 2003 08:50 (twenty-three years ago)

it used to be possible to buy a box of just Hazelnut Whirls, but now if you want Hazelnut Whirls you have to buy a box of Roses and pick them out. So basically, life is like this - if you only get the things you like, you can be sure that this situation won't last and pretty soon you'll get a load of stuff you don't like so much and you'll have to sort through it to find what you really want.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 24 January 2003 09:46 (twenty-three years ago)

newcastle upon tyne in england in the late 70's.
two men in their mid 30's are spending
a sunday afternoon reflecting by a canal...

bob : " in the chocolate box of life the top layer's already gone...
and someone's pinched the orange cream from the bottom"

terry : "bloody 'ell"

clement and la frenais forever baby.

― piscesboy, Friday, 24 January 2003 11:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Aha but how do you explain the move by Quality Street to sell boxes of exclusively 'purple' or 'green' ones Mark?

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 24 January 2003 11:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Based on this box of Spanish chocolates I received as a gift for Xmas, there's hope for further discoveries in the chocolate world.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 24 January 2003 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)

coconut chocolates = the kind other people leave behind so that deviant coconut lovers like myself get EVERY ONE IN THE BOX. Same for almonds and dark chocolate, people tend to avoid those when they just don't understand the goodness.

― Maria (Maria), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

"it's a meat party in your mouth!"

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:09 (twenty-three years ago)

It's the coffee flavoured ones that are the worst.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 24 January 2003 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I've eaten too many chocolates because these days my teeth hurt if I eat anything too sweet. You might say I should look up a dentist. You might just say that, and you'd be OTM.

Never-the-less, I think I'll eat a Ghiradelli square now. A guy in my office gave me a whole bag of them as a welcome to our office gesture.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 24 January 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

For a party in your mouth, you can't beat Polish plums in chocolate (actually prunes but some marketing guy got involved even in Eastern Bloc times).

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 24 January 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

White chocolates off earth now!

― Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Dark chocolate love!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 24 January 2003 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I like white chocolate...

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 24 January 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Black and White Unite and make coffee cream kids, guys.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 24 January 2003 22:40 (twenty-three years ago)

the coconut ones are the best ones!! you are all crazy!! save them for me

― geeta, Friday, 24 January 2003 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)

You can have all the coconut ones -- that means I'm free to eat all the almond ones (hee hee)! I just wish chocolate-hazelnut candy and other goodies were more available in the U.S.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 24 January 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

life is like a box o' coconuts, ya never know when brown ones are toffee!

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Saturday, 25 January 2003 00:50 (twenty-three years ago)

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