What was the burst rear of your life?

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Well?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 24 January 2003 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Context.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 24 January 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I dunno, food poisoning type scenarios.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 24 January 2003 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Bloody ass mucus (sp?) again!

― Mooro (Mooro), Friday, 24 January 2003 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought this thread would be about tyres.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 24 January 2003 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Do tyres then.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 24 January 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Um...I went to see a certain 7-year-old immediate-family-member in a choral performance. The chorus made their entrance by walking down the aisles to the stage while singing the opening number. My immediate family member was missing, and we were worried. So, I went into the bathroom, and this person was crying and saying, "I can't perform tonight. I can't come out." "Why?" "I just can't." I persisted, and finally this person said, "Don't laugh. I think I have an, uh...I have an anal fissure!"

I went back and sat down and told my mom, and she immediately bust out laughing. All through the recital, the words "anal fissure, anal fissure" kept repeating themselves in my head, and I had to go out to the lobby because I couldn't suppress my laughter.

― K., Friday, 24 January 2003 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

She didn't really have an anal fissure, of course. She was just a hypochondriac who probably found it in the family medical guide.

― K., Friday, 24 January 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Its alright though, if you get an anal fissure just get supermang to fly round the world really fast to turn back time and then he'll save you.

Or is that an anal San Andreas Fault.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I once had a tyre blow doing 95mph on a French motorway. Fortunately my driving skills prevailed and I survived. Unfortunately it was a front tyre, therefore irrelevant.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 24 January 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

― that is a whole discussion within itself that is worth debating (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 December 2009 22:45 (sixteen years ago)

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