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anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Of course you do. You get all the satisfaction of shooting someone, without the guilt of actually killing someone.

Unless, of course, you actually do kill them with the stun gun. Which I've heard does happen.

cprek (cprek), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I want a Stun Monster

Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, those aren't the cool kind... :-( I was thinking of tasers. Get a taser instead.

cprek (cprek), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

One time when I was detained (ie not arrested) for underage drinking, the cop asked my father if he could try out the forces ne w stun gun set on the lowest setting on me as punishment for my crime. He politely said,"no, I think that's a bit extreme." On the way home my father said they should "try it out on that cops forehead."

brg30 (brg30), Friday, 24 January 2003 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

in what country?

robin (robin), Friday, 24 January 2003 20:58 (twenty-three years ago)

The good ol U$A

brg30 (brg30), Saturday, 25 January 2003 00:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I once knew a stand-up comic who shot himself with a stun-gun onstage. (he survived)

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 25 January 2003 00:13 (twenty-three years ago)

most stand-up comics plz copy

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 25 January 2003 00:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I have two elastic-band guns in my office drawer for 'tedium relief' purposes.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 25 January 2003 00:18 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...
I want one of these so bad:

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/content/news/video/taser_video3a.html

L'Histoire d'Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 4 June 2005 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus, that video is horrific. Did the cop get away with doing that?

Affectian (Affectian), Saturday, 4 June 2005 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

But yeah, I want one too. I'd use it on the bad-ass Kappa-wearing scallies and steal all their stuff then put them in a bin. And film it. And make up some media-friendly tag for it like 'Chav-Trashing' and the tabloids will treat me like some renegade combo of Tony Martin and Batman.

Affectian (Affectian), Saturday, 4 June 2005 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the woman was probably acting... just a tad. Plus he warned her, like, four times.

L'Histoire d'Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 4 June 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

she deserved it!

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 4 June 2005 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus fucking Christ. "Get out of your car!" "No." "TAZE!!!!!!!!!"

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 4 June 2005 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)


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