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i have just one tiny question about....Pee!
Does anyone find it abnormal to pee in a glass because they are soooo tired they cant walk downstairs in the middle of the night? Maybe not, however, ...how about leaving that glass in the cupboard for weeks on end to grow mould, thus calling it Stan. See i have done this on a few occasions, but not purposely, i do mean to clear it away i just...FORGET!!! Am i weird?

― Bubbbles, Saturday, 25 January 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

http://suicidegirls.com/media/girls/Bug/photos/Fingerless/preview.gif

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 25 January 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

My brother had a pretty good collection of 2 litre bottles full of piss in his room a few years ago. He couldn't be bothered to go up to the bathroom, plus it was kinda cool for him to say he had a huge collection of piss. Ironically, he's sort of a plumber now and can put in a bathroom wherever he likes.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 26 January 2003 02:55 (twenty-three years ago)

and the really ironic thing is that he doesn't, right?

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 26 January 2003 02:58 (twenty-three years ago)

it was kinda cool for him to say he had a huge collection of piss

Well, I suppose everyone needs a hobby.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 26 January 2003 04:27 (twenty-three years ago)

refer to frank zappa's 'lets make the water turn black ' for a fun (true) story about piss collection

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 26 January 2003 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, he doesn't anymore, although I'll bet there's a part of him that misses those days. He really had nothing else going on, besides his Elliott Gould fetish of course.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 26 January 2003 05:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Um, is this a male thing? Do women store their urine for long periods of time? How would Freud address this issue?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 26 January 2003 06:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, when I was going through my "screw the world, I'm going to live in a cabin in the mountains and live off the land" period, home was a room room shack with no running water nor electricity (yeah, highly illegal). And at night, in the dead of winter, it was too damn cold to make the treck to the (illegally-dug) outhouse. So I used a white, five-gallon bucket (a round toilet seat and lid fits on the top perfectly) at night. But I conscientiously dumped it first thing next morning. So I don't know if that counts.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 26 January 2003 06:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Freud would smoke a cigar. It probably is a male thing, since men are much lazier than women, and it's (help me out here) generally easier for a man to urinate into a container such as a 2 litre soda bottle, though I'm sure there are women out there who do have such a fetish. I don't think my brother meant for his collection to be a collection: it simply got too disgusting for him to throw out the piss-bottles, and yet he stayed lazy enough to not want to change his behaviour. Plus he was really fucked up.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 26 January 2003 06:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Nope. Gotta keep it around for a while and look at it.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 26 January 2003 06:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, I like the delicate way you covered the anatomical differences, Bryan. I know I used to get pissed (sorry for the word choice) when I'd be out fishing in the boat and the guys would just go to the back and piss into an empty bottle, dump it over board, rinse it out, and then go back to fishing. There was simply no way for a female to do something so easily, without it being a major ordeal and everyone watching. So it was "hold it" or "hope that they don't tell everyone about watching this."

I imagine that at some point, with your brother, there was a fear or dropping/spilling the contents and the acid causing damage. He probably could have sold to organic farmers, though.

So why do you say that men are lazier than women? (And I'll have to wait to read the explanation, as I just realized the lateness of the hour.)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 26 January 2003 06:31 (twenty-three years ago)

So, um, without being too graphic (and yes, I really am going to bed after I finish typing this!) could you tell the age of the contents based on color? Sedementation? Ohhhh...never mind. I think I wouldn't enjoy the mental image.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 26 January 2003 06:33 (twenty-three years ago)

The boy kept the caps for the bottles, so they were sealed. Don't know if the piss weakened the sides. After a few months he had about 10 bottles in his room, and no one could go in there without gagging at the sight of them. We shamed him into throwing them out. The fishing story is classic. I'm a fairly avid angler (I go for food more than sport), and I have no female angler friends. No one wants to go! Could very well have something to do with what you're saying. What a strange thread.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 26 January 2003 06:38 (twenty-three years ago)

It generally darkened and got kinda cloudy. Any organic chemists in this bitch might be able to say whether or not it was the piss disolving the bottles that caused this, or if it was just the piss going rotten! FUCK!

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 26 January 2003 06:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 26 January 2003 06:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I wholeheartedly agree that this is a strange thread, Bryan. And I would be curious if other females might not be willing to spend a day in a boat, fishing, because of the lack of facilities, issue. Ladies?

So, um, what was that "FUCK!" all about, dare I inquire?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

i knew it!

― bubbbles, Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

What about being so lazy that you wet the bed even though you suffer from insomnia

― dave q, Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry, but that is incredibly disgusting. Bryan, your brother is/was indeed quite fucked up.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 26 January 2003 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

A friend of mine who I used to do certain illegal broadcasting with once got caught short on top of the lift as we were working in the lift shaft.Considering that lift shafts contain all sorts of elecrically charged components,and that we were at the very top of the shaft,taking a whizz off the top of the lift car was not an option,neither was hopping out onto a landing and knocking on some old dear's door('scuse me,love.I'm just installing an illegal transmitter in your liftshaft,can I use your loo?).So the trusty lucozade bottle came into play,just right for those calls of nature.When we were all finished installig our rig,we decided to leave the (almost full!) bottle in the lift room for the caretaker or lift engineers to find.A year later,and it is still there,although it doesn't look like Lucozade anymore.It has gone into a ripening stage by the looks of it,and I imagine it is only a matter of time before the bottle gives up and deposits its contents all over the TV amplifiers that it is perched on.
Something far more disgusting and disturbing is the station owner I have met in Hackney,who has an unhealthy habit of taking a dump whilst up on the roof of tower blocks.Not only does he have no shame in doing so in front of others,he also has the uncanny ability to use a 500ml ribena bottle as a recepticle.And he doesn't drop any.Once,he even shat in the funnel of a CO2 fire extinguisher,then let it off,spraying the lift room with turd.I strongly believe he needs both medical and psychiatric help.

― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Sunday, 26 January 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

hey andrew are you still travelling around? if so how about some tales from the road

― ron (ron), Sunday, 26 January 2003 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

The "FUCK!" was about barely even being able to stand writing what I was writing, remembering how gross the pissbottles were, and so on. My brother is the most fucked up person I've ever known. I have some other good piss stories concerning him, but they're better left unwritten for now. He's not so fucked up as to try to shit into a bottle, though.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 27 January 2003 19:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm positive we've had a thread on this, or at least one that morphed into a thread on this topic cuz I remember telling you about my bandmates and their little pee-in-a-bottle-and-leave-it-in-the-practice-space phase.

yuck.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 27 January 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

When we are starting to repeat threads about keeping piss in bottles then it as sure sign that we have exhausted the entire cosmos.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:08 (twenty-three years ago)

anyways if it's not fresh i don't wanna know

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:11 (twenty-three years ago)

jess, i knew that image was from suicidegirls.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:21 (twenty-three years ago)

If there is someone collecting piss in bottles, I'm willing to say not everyone needs a hobby.

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:23 (twenty-three years ago)

twelve years pass...

― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Sunday, 26 January 2003 18:59 (12 years ago)

― anima corrective (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 22:01 (eleven years ago)

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