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"Ladydi stay hard for hours".

yeah, sure, anything for you honey!

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 26 January 2003 00:54 (twenty-three years ago)

"McDonalds or Starbucks - which one do you want to own?"

― Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 26 January 2003 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Mashed potatos and God?"

"8 Inches, a head, and it can prevent preganancy!"
(that one really scares me)

― Livvie, Sunday, 26 January 2003 01:21 (twenty-three years ago)

"You...your poetry....Bo Derek....Hollywood!"

Pardon?

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 26 January 2003 02:05 (twenty-three years ago)

We need more info on that one, Matt. Perhaps there is to be a movie of Bo Derek reciting the works of amateur poets. Box office gold, no doubt.

I keep getting hotmail ones offering to enlarge my breasts. I sometimes think that they aren't trying terribly hard to target the recipients.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 26 January 2003 12:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I had the "Children of the 80's" one again today. Not really funny though, especially seeing as it's been doing the rounds for at least 8 years.

― Celeste (Celeste), Sunday, 26 January 2003 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

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