This reminds me of when I thought how great it would be if you could describe a problem down to the minutest detail to a computer and it would (through some sort of adaptive evolving code-generating thingy) solve the problem for you, saving you the bother of writing code yourself. It then dawned on me that "describing a problem down to the minutest detail" and "writing a program" would probably be the same amount of work and mostly amount to the same thing.
Complex analogies = hilarious but useless.
― Sam (chirombo), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:30 (twenty-three years ago)