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It doesn't matter what the subject of the advice is. Just give me some advice. Any advice. I'm sure that *some* of it has got to be helpful.

― kate, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

wash your whites and colours separately

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Never try to get a stuck piece of toast out of the toaster with a knife... especially if the toaster is still plugged in.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Always wipe and stay off the pipe.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:40 (twenty-three years ago)

don't drink yr own pee

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:43 (twenty-three years ago)

everyone here probably know this, but I almost forgot this weekend . . .

If you're ever at Tower or Virgin (possibly other large record chains) looking for, say, the P!nk album and the P!nk section is sold out, check the "understock" (the shelves below the browsing sections); it might be there.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:43 (twenty-three years ago)

always clean your vinyl before playing it. ALWAYS

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:44 (twenty-three years ago)

KILL YRSELF WITH MONEY

also invest in a diversified portfolio early on

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:44 (twenty-three years ago)

as I was told by a guest speaker in 4th grade re: water conservation--

when it's yellow, let it mellow. when it's brown, flush it down.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, it's OK to drink your own pee, it's actually sterile. But it's not OK to drink other *people's* pee. Hilton and I were actually discussing this last weekend. Don't ask me why...

― kate, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Floss.

― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:49 (twenty-three years ago)

sure it's STERILE but have you tasted that stuff?!

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Guiness is not good for you. No matter what those old adverts say.

― fractal (fractal), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:52 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.engrish.com/household/image/olfa_knife.jpg

― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:52 (twenty-three years ago)

No. I didn't ask Hilton what it tasted like. I didn't want to know. But he said he didn't do it as a kinky sex thing (and there's me hoping) cause, Hilton being Hilton, he did it as a drug thing.

― kate, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:53 (twenty-three years ago)

If you're lost in the desert, don't drink your own pee. When you become dehydrated, your urine becomes more concentrated and the elevated salt content in your urine will cause you to be more thirsty and eventually cause kidney damage.

― No One (SiggyBaby), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:54 (twenty-three years ago)

i ahve a friend who drinks a glass of his own pee everyday. he claims its good for him. YIKES!

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:55 (twenty-three years ago)

according to viking lore you can drink your own pee seven times before it becomes concentrated enough to have toxic effects. But that's a sea in the cold. Don't do it in the desert, yeah.

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I think your friend is just too cheap to buy juice from the shop and too lazy to turn a tap on. :p

― fractal (fractal), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Di, is your friend's name P*te J*nes?

But how did this thread degenerate into talking about pee-drinking?

Give me other advice. NOT related to pee or pee drinking. Related to boys would be good. Specifically Hilton. But considering only two people on this board actually Hilton besides me, that probably wouldn't be much good. :-(

― kate, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry it was me who brung the pee.
but hey wait amin., a "drug thing"? whuh?

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:01 (twenty-three years ago)

*wait a min., that's s'posed to say

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:01 (twenty-three years ago)

the former prime minister of india mohrahji desai attributed his health & longevity to the practice of drinking a glass of his own pee every morning.
he's dead now tho i think.

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:03 (twenty-three years ago)

"a drug thing" like he wtd to take the same drugs 2x? does that work?
it certainly doesn't with alcohol.

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:04 (twenty-three years ago)

(ps not a fact i learned from empirical research)

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:05 (twenty-three years ago)

don't pine away after people. it's a waste of time.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:06 (twenty-three years ago)

ok i won't

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:07 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, this is what Hilton said... (he really IS going to kill me if he ever reads this...) His friend took some drugs and didn't save him any. Hilton, feeling left out, apparently drank said friend's piss, and got off on drug trip just fine.

(Me, I think it was placebo effect, and I ain't talking about bald goths. Hilton, having had more drugs than I've had hot dinners, likely just had flashback of some nature due to him expecting to get off. But I could be wrong...)

Fuck it, the hell with advice. Let's just talk about pee drinking.

― kate, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

ugh. this thread now reminds me about that horrible experience I had with the chinese guy and the Coke he gave me.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:10 (twenty-three years ago)

best costumed thread EVAH!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:12 (twenty-three years ago)

some psychoactives are passed through the body unaffected, and can be consumed by others. So people would drink eg the pee of their shamen. I don't know of any benefit to drinking your own. Except maybe the next day.

Hurray! I've been obsoleted

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Weirdest thread mutation EVAH!!!

― kate, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:14 (twenty-three years ago)

always use protection.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't eat yellow snow

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:21 (twenty-three years ago)

golden showers are unsafe sex.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:26 (twenty-three years ago)

unless it's yr own pee

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Fool me once, shame on me. . . Won't get fooled again!

― George W. (bnw), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Drink some tea!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 04:49 (twenty-three years ago)

preferably ice cold with lots of sugar

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 04:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Tea-flavored sugar = the ultimate desire.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 05:22 (twenty-three years ago)

if you run out of shampoo and need to wash your hair desperately, grab a bunch of fresh rosemary, simmer it, strain, cool and rinse it over your hair - beautiful. also works as a great hair tonic anyway, after regular shampoo. ( take note those of you concerned about hair loss )
if you lack a garden of fresh rosemary, white vinegar will do the trick for oily hair, or even some talc brushed through it works.
dry hair -dunno, i have never had dry hair.

― donna (donna), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 06:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Every couple of months, change something about your hair. Somehow it helps you be ready for other changes, I find.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 06:57 (twenty-three years ago)

This explains the eternal 1991 in my heart.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 06:59 (twenty-three years ago)

talk to your plants

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 19:13 (twenty-three years ago)

whisper to your pants

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Never - I mean always - always keep a trash bag in your car. When it gets too full you can just throw it out the window.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 19:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Why is not OK to drink other people's pee?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 19:49 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe it's OK if you have their permission.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Could you actually get done for that?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

switch off the juice, when not in use

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

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