Getting felt up by your LPs: is this normal?

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Every time I walk past my record collection something happens. At first, it was just my copies of Paranoid and Murmur whistling at me, but it's gotten worse. Last night, I caught Subterranean Modern putting its hand on my rear end, and shortly afterwards Songs About Fucking grabbed my left breast. What should I do?

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:57 (twenty-three years ago)

switch to decaf.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Introduce them to your 12"'s

― fractal (fractal), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Tell them no means no.

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Place offending record on turnatble platter. Lift record off platter 1". Rest record back on platter. Repeat vigorously until record is fully satisfied.

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 28 January 2003 04:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Music has the right to children.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 05:16 (twenty-three years ago)

so not a vinyl fetishist then?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 05:18 (twenty-three years ago)

just be glad you don't have any Momus albums.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I was already.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

swap the horny viny for well-behaving cd's and cassettes, of course

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 15:24 (twenty-three years ago)

i would not object to being felt up by my sleater-kinney and t rex LPs.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Tell them no means no.

But I'll have to get some Nomeansno LPs first, won't I?

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:13 (twenty-three years ago)

and throw out the Yes LPs

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:18 (twenty-three years ago)

(insert joke about getting felt up by Felt LPs)

(insert joke about getting felt up by The Bee Gee's Odessa, with its felt cover)

― Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:23 (twenty-three years ago)

(insert joke about inserting a butt plug up your anus)

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:42 (twenty-three years ago)

not for any good reason

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:43 (twenty-three years ago)

your humour is starting to get a little esoteric

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know where else to go!

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Was that an insult?

― Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:54 (twenty-three years ago)

which one?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Send me your records. The Dorothy Parker LP will distract them by reciting her poems.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 05:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude just get a Television LP, they will only pretend to like the poetry for so long.

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 29 January 2003 06:01 (twenty-three years ago)

the Nick Drake LPs will just sit in the corner and mumble occasionally, nothing to worry about there

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 06:02 (twenty-three years ago)

watch the double LPs

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 06:04 (twenty-three years ago)

and don't get me started on the box sets

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 06:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Can you believe 7" is considered small, that is crazy

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 29 January 2003 06:10 (twenty-three years ago)

replace 'em all with tapes and CDs

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 06:31 (twenty-three years ago)

or better yet, do the MP3 thing that's so popular with all the kids these days

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 06:32 (twenty-three years ago)

But I like it when it gives me a pop (and hiss).

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)

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