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... for crap posts, abuse, appalling sense of humour, body odour, or anything else which you feel sorry for.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I nicked a Matchbox Formula 1 car from a shop in Rochdale, aged 4.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I derailed Graham's thread with a bad joke about nudity.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

*adopts Bilbo Baggins voice* "I'm sorry for EVERYTHING!"

(possibly not true)

The truly personal stuff isn't going to get mentioned here, but at least in terms of recent things, I am sorry that because of my one comment Doomie thought I was having a crack at his stepfather passing, something I was unaware of and would never have made fun of at all. (No regrets about calling him on his public persona in general, but anyway.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for my last thread (obv), and for not buying Toby a drink after he kindly bought me one despite never having spoken to me before, as far as I can remember. I am sorry for dissing Sarah's Bar Billiards abilities.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for that time when my cat had kittens and I killed the entire litter and buried them in a shallow grave in the back garden.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Eurgh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:47 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.shanggky.com/cat/kitten44.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you been saving that pic up for a moment like this?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry to all my ex-friends throughout my life for eventually fucking you all off. it's just what i'm like, nothing personal.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm apologising to Graham for a thread a long time ago. I started a thread about having your headphones on at work and he called me a cunt. I went crazy. So I will apologise again, because I think he hates me to this day.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:13 (twenty-three years ago)

If I actually posted everything I want to apologize for it would crash the server.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:28 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm sorry for posting too many kittens

http://www.waterproofs-maine-coon.ch/Kitten/Alle_kitten_7wochen_.jpg

― Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

im sorry for not going to neds party. :(

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I weep, Mr. Chaki! But fret not, these things happen. Please come to the birthday party and show us some smooth moves.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for everything I've ever done to make anyone feel bad. I don't care about all the people I annoyed, though - they deserved it.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Chris, Graham, relive the pain:

People who insist on talking to you even though your wearing headphones - C or D?

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for calling Ronan Ronana the Barbie.

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

For my entire life.

― kate, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I have killed a few threads by writing way too much!

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

and I am sorry.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for beeping excessively at that guy who changed lane without indicating or checking if there was anyone in the way last year. He didn't hit me, the third beep was hurtful, also he held his hand up in apology and I felt quite bad cos I know how hard it is to apologise from a car in front of someone.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I refuse to.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyone who changes lanes without indicating or looking should have the shit beeped out of them, in my book.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I dunno, I never honk because it's way out of hand here already. But someone cut me off sort of dangerously yesterday -- signal on, but cutting over two lanes instead of one and forcing me to brake on a snowy road: it was fine and I just slowed peacefully down, but then a second later I felt obligated to give them a Guilt Honk, i.e. "it's not like I personally care but you'd better feel bad about that."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't know why I'm down here
Must be something I said
Or some small imperfection
In my soul or in my head
Don't know why I'm down here
Don't reserve to roast or bake
I'm fighting off slanderous allegations
Why don't you give the kid a break?
You don't think maybe we could talk this over
You're a reasonable man
Could we discuss my grave situation
I'm a miserable man
And I'm in the frying pan

Alice Cooper Rules!

Seriously, though if my inanity has ever offended anyone, sorry 'bout that.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you been saving that pic up for a moment like this?

Ha, I wish! It's more evidence of the eerie power of the Google image search.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for sounding too bitchy, for revealing too much, and for stepping on anyone's toes.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:02 (twenty-three years ago)

i didn't notice you doing any of those things! i hope i didn't step on your toes tho. i'm sorry i had a spzzy weekend and took it out on the internet.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm also sorry for missing Ned's party - stupid car!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm sorry most of you haven't had the pleasure of sleeping with me

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm also sorry for not warming Ned's house...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess is really saying that he's sorry he hasn't had the opportunity to relieve more of you of your a**cherries.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

i thought that was implied

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for putting all you fabulous ladies in the shadow of my enormous schlong. I'm dead now.

― John Holmes, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologize for just posting "Don't use a paperclip to clean out your earwax" to the Most Depressing Fortunecookie Fortune thread since it's more advice than a fortune.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I too am sorry for the party miss. Stupid washing machine repair guy (and my own lethargy).

― nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:32 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm sorry for saying stupid things and hurtful things and cruel things in anger, and i'm sorry for being destructively selfish, and i'm sorry for making boring posts to ILE.

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry, what did you say?

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Luna_cee_, you're the third person to say they couldn't come to party because of car trouble! It's a curse. ;-)

ANYWAY, there is a birthday party happening the first weekend of March. Attend that or else, as implied elsewhere. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

*grin* I do that too, Di. Though usually I take things out on AOL groupies - not too difficult and I don't have to try to think of logical arguments to support my statements :) I rather like things here - being challenged on one's beliefs is quite refreshing.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for pretending to like people when I didn't.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for everything I have posted and will post on this board.

― Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually I'm sorry for posting that last thing as it's not even true.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Also I'm sorry for being too cowardly to state dissenting opinions because I know they'll be shot down very quickly and logically, or because I don't want to make people mad. (The first reason makes sense, the second doesn't really, considering the mood of this board.)

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 30 January 2003 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for enjoying the paperclip thread so much.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 30 January 2003 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for only ever contributing flippant one sentence answers to threads in lieu of any actual grasp of/interest in the subject matter, like.

― Ferg (Ferg), Thursday, 30 January 2003 00:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for implying Tim H was pompous.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for my "forty-year-old fat guy" joke and the ugliness that it has unleashed on ILX. Truly, deeply sorry.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:47 (twenty-three years ago)

MarkC: I knew it!

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:48 (twenty-three years ago)

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i'm gonna propose a philly fap as an experiment, to see who shows up. if it's cool, i'm moving down there so fucking fast it won't be funny. then i'll eat a cheese steak, take a big smelly shit on times square, leave and never look back.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not very spiritual.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Soap. I make and I sell soap.

― I Am Ally's Tyler Durden (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

*shoots self in head*

― Edward Norton (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

*returns in sequel anyway, wreaks havoc in style*

― Fight Club 2: Ikea Boogaloo (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Goddamn. Get in Tep.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I like that this is catching on. I wish I'd invented it. Get in!

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I invented it too.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, if I had, you would've, though. You just wouldn't know it. And you'd be all jealous when people thought I did. And there'd be this homoerotic red herring for awhile. And then the running and the guns.

But you can take credit for the Full VerMonty.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

I'm kinda sorry about my quantity of depressing/wallowing posts recently. It's most unbecoming. It's just that I got to feeling that I'm tired of being single, and not doing anything positive about it. I just have to start trying my best more often. Anyway, yeah, I hope you're okay.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

:-( *many good thoughts* Be of good cheer, Jel.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologise to my baby's momma for flirting with her friend that watches our son sometimes on Tuesday nights.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel you are a studmuffin and deserve a woman capable of pleasing you.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel you rock!

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel, you've the right to wallow or be as "cool" as you want to be. Never apologise for simply being who you are.

(Besides, all of us would have to apologise too, and the boards would grind to a noisy halt.)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i am sorry for being born in boston. please do not come here. we will suck out your brains with straws

― kephm, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

It's true!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Noted. Will stick to the psychotics in NYC, then.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

haha-but we are only 4hours away. but we like nichole. she does not hate on the boston . she gets to keep her brains in her cranium

― kephm, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

*hugs Jel* I can empathize with being overly dramatic/over-dark, dearie.

Heh. It's interesting what I posted on this thread a little over six months ago. Has it been that long already? My goodness. And yes, Ned is still a nice young gentleman.

I apologize to some of you on this forum for not insisting on being as much of a support system as I should have, because I feel like I've missed out on getting to know quite a few of you by just sticking with a few people.

I apologize to my dad for not having cooked for him more often before he had to go to the hospital that last time. I would do anything for him to be here for just one day, so I could cook for him that one more time. (God, I feel like I'm a broken record here.)

I apologize for being so predictable and for obsessing too much.

I apologize to everyone I might've hurt who were/are incredibly supportive to me. This has happened far too many times in my life.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 30 October 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologize to my best friend for ignoring him that one day. And then lying about it.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 30 October 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

You made him draw a frowny face!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 30 October 2003 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean I created an avenue for his artistic side to flourish.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 30 October 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Frowny face!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 30 October 2003 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, I said I was sorry. Get off my case, woman.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 30 October 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologise to my boss for not doing any work for the first half hour of being in the office.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 30 October 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologise to my book for not yet fully achieving ilx lift-off velocity

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 30 October 2003 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologise to my future lonely self for driving away my boring idiotic friends now.

― Sam (chirombo), Thursday, 30 October 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologise for my current obsession with certain history presenters, and wish to apologise in advance for the 342 future references to him that I will probably make over the next few days.

― kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate, I can so relate here! We = obsessive folksies. But not to the point where Mr. NJS, for example, needs to concern himself with restraining orders.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 30 October 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I would also like to apologise to Julian Casablancas and his magical ass for not fancying him any more!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38216000/jpg/_38216173_strokespa.jpg
Aw, look how upset he is.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 30 October 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

(Oh, and not to be a nit-picker or anything, but it is *DR*. NJS, you know, he's very proud of his higher education.)

― kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

I am sorry for posting a childish and predictable response to Jess's "[not to jinx it or anything, but this is literally one of the best threads in months.]" remark on the death of dance music thread.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 11 March 2004 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so so so sorry and you know who you are.

― Mandee, Thursday, 11 March 2004 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm sorry i snapped at n. i was nursing leftover hurt for the fat man comment.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 March 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry for ever having emotions. I'm soo sorry that I could cry.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Friday, 12 March 2004 07:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, Kyle G. Sorry I keep taking the money out of your birthday cards. But your grandma really ought to figure out what your address is and stop mailing them to me.

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Friday, 12 March 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

Inspired by that thread about the 'passive aggressive notes' I remembered that after I...er..."got off" with a girl at a party many, many years ago and she judged my kissing to be "2 out of 3" I wrote the lyrics of the Meatloaf track of the same name on the blackboard in the common room.

I would like to apologise for that right here and now.

― Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

and she judged my kissing to be "2 out of 3"

at least you didn't say "in that case i'd better give you 1"

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

ba
doom
tish

― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

Dammit - I needed you around 25 years ago. I wonder if she's on skype?

― Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

I'm sorry for starting so many pointless threads...really I am...

I'm also sorry for what I'm about to post in the Roberto Bolano thread.

― drugs wish they could be as cool as MBV (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 12 March 2009 01:00 (seventeen years ago)

six years pass...

I'm also sorry for missing Ned's party - stupid car!
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, January 29, 2003 11:05 PM (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― the siteban for the hilarious 'lbzc' dom ips (wins), Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:15 (ten years ago)

http://p5cdn4static.sharpschool.com/UserFiles/Servers/Server_6065831/Image/csi%20camp%20image.jpg

― bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:24 (ten years ago)

xp ha

― drash, Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:29 (ten years ago)

I'm just... sorry
― luna (luna.c), Monday, April 28, 2003 12:15 PM (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, I am, really.
Sometimes I just shouldn't do some of the stuff I do.
― luna (luna.c), Monday, April 28, 2003 12:21 PM (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― drash, Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:30 (ten years ago)

good to know this thread is here btw

― drash, Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:30 (ten years ago)

stupid car!

― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 21:44 (ten years ago)

sorry for calling you a twat xelab but that really was amazing, every 2 minutes we'd have the ball 30 yards out with a midfielder and everyone would stand still and oh god it was like a New Beckett play

― jordan amavero (imago), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 21:46 (ten years ago)

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