Can you kick your mom's/dad's ass?

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This was an important realization for me when I was 16 or 17, that I could easily kick my father's ass. I can't say what it signifies, except my dad's a fucking pussy and I'm calling him out!!!

Anyway, could you beat up your parents?

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:25 (twenty-three years ago)

My dad is my hero. It scares me sometimes how important he is to me.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I would say I'm a lover, not a fighter, but that's pretty gross in this context.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm pretty sure I could take my mom.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I KNOW I could take your mom, you know what I'm saying? Eh? Eh?

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

My mum works in a school for bad boys & girls and is trained in what they refer to as "restraint techniques", so she could probably kick my ass all over town!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I could probably kick the arse of everyone in my immediate family. (Although I'd look pretty ridiculous doing so.)

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

My mom is one tough cookie, she'd probably give me a whoopin. My dad...all I'd have to do is hit him in the chrons disease stomach and he'd go down.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

One of my parents could take me, but the other has plates and pins fused vertebrae in his/her neck and could easily be killed with a sharp blow to the head. :( I won't specify which is which so none of you go kill my parents. I am going to go cry now.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

My dad's dead, and my mother is in her mid-80s now, so I'd fancy my chances in a fight.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick A's mom smells of wee.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:47 (twenty-three years ago)

That comeback totally blew my mind. I'm not being sarcastic. I'm speechless. So THIS is what it feels like when doves cry.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

(If that blew your mind, then make sure and forget to ask me how I know.)

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Can we change the subject?

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes.

I'm pretty sure I could beat my Dad up too.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:01 (twenty-three years ago)

This is the most immoral thread ever *Just my opinion*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I could kick either of their asses easily because they'd never suspect it.
But if we had an actual announced fight... Hmmm... I would probably lose on both accounts. I crumble in the face of verbal abuse.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I often just get zen and watch my dad kick his own ass.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I bet those of You talking about beating up your poor parents must have actually done it at some time or another, You are just plain evil.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

The single greatest moments of Jackass have to be where Bam Margera (sp) pummels his huge, bearded dad with punches. I'm in tears everytime I see that.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I can kick anyone's ass, cowboy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, I could take 'em

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 22:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I could, but one of them has firearms, so I don't.

― Noel Buddy, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:00 (twenty-three years ago)

no, they gave me reject genes so i'm little and they're not, which is totally unfair. but i don't want to luckily.

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:47 (twenty-three years ago)

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