I am a Princess

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Get it right.
Welly welly welly welly well.coincidently I am wearing my old black Alex DeLarge 'A Clockwork Orange' T-shirt...My boobies fitting somewhat snug in it, Night time....My hitler hairdo making a somewhat desolate appearance tonight, where once my long curly locks ruled my world......Call me 'Beckylocks'.....my hair.....my hair....
Saddly, I want to tell all of you scumbags, that You can kiss my sweet bumring and try to suck a fart out of it, and You all know who I am talking to....Yeah just lick my hoop clean.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 07:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh and I forgot to mention I put this post under the "A bit of the old ultra violence' CATEGORY, except for reasons unknown to me, it 'supposedly' doesn't exist, that, or a fucking CATEGORY.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 07:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I'm in love.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 30 January 2003 07:53 (twenty-three years ago)

LMFAO

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:05 (twenty-three years ago)

but are you a *real* princess?

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:46 (twenty-three years ago)

She may or may not be, but I am.

― B.Rad (Brad), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:10 (twenty-three years ago)

has the pea and mattresses experiment been carried out?

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark, fuck off, before I fuck you out of here myself,and your little death threat wasn't taken very lightly, that I will soon take care of, trust me.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:18 (twenty-three years ago)

*yawn*

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:19 (twenty-three years ago)

You got exactly 3 minutes to apologize before I get started.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think I've got anything to apologise for.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Too late anyways, I am going to sidescript and get into it, delete everything, and I am going to go inside your hotmail account and do some rather strange stuff in there too.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, at least we know who tunnel-cunt is now.

― toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Who?

― smee (smee), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:55 (twenty-three years ago)

oh dear. and i thought it was gonna be Emma having decided to waste the day on ILE for a change.

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Toranekos mum has a tunnel cunt, cause shes a dirty filthy crack addicted whore.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:59 (twenty-three years ago)

> oh dear. and i thought it was gonna be Emma having decided to waste > the day on ILE for a change.

W-H-A-T???

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I too am shocked at Alan!

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Toranekos mum has a

she also has an apostrophe, Becky ;)

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm just utterly confuddled...

― smee (smee), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Me too. Are we supposed to know who she 'really' is now?

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick can you confirm?

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:14 (twenty-three years ago)

WHAT Lara?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark,I am strangely attracted to You, you fucked up pig fuck.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Why is Emma being associated with a tunnel cunt?

Does she have one?

If so, what is a tunnel cunt?

Why is Alan (her boyf?) referring to it/her?

ALAN BACK TO THREAD!

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:20 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, my porcine origins occasionally betray themselves in conversation, like the time I was giving a presentation to the Board of Directors and announced, "These new web-based features will increase our customer base by 50% OINK!" which did nothing to increase my credibility in the corporate arena.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I can help explain before this gets out of hand. Emma - often when drunk both often when sober - has been known to say "I am a princess". So much so that when we tried the pea matress test she passed. (However it was a bit like the faragto what happened with BRMB radio and we got done onhealth and safety grounds when she got a bag of frozen peas stuck to her arse for five hours).

I do not think Alang was refering in any way to the properties of her ladybits.

A tunnell cunt is a cunt which has the properties of a tunnel - ie you can drive the Eurostar through it.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Similar to Becky's Grand Canyon Pussy then?

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Not quite as big I'd imagine. Certainly not physically possible for a human being.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:26 (twenty-three years ago)

...and occasionally bands of asylum seekers try to get through as well. When they succeed in getting into the uterus they know exactly how to sponge off the placenta, the toerags.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark the pics of Your *ahem* have made me ill.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Lara, did Your mum accidently show her gaping twat to you? that 'grand canyon' thought stuck in your pathetic head?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Becky, no one ever cared to listen before. Thank you.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark, Why do you have attatchments of child porn in some of your e-mails?That is um...pretty gross.I think I have just discovered a pedo on here , folks.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes Lara, that is why I am always being talked about in here...what gives then?!?!?!
Daft twat.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:31 (twenty-three years ago)

This is extraordinary.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick, I know You are as retarded as Mark is, but I am also strangely attracted to you too.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:41 (twenty-three years ago)

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