"The Surreal Life" - D or f'in D?

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Is this the worst show ever? Could Cory Feldman possibly be any more boorish?

That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 31 January 2003 01:25 (twenty-three years ago)

The guy who came up with the show is the genius who was behind the much-missed Popsmear magazine. He's a good guy and I hope the show succeeds. Corey Feldman is an ass.

dan (dan), Friday, 31 January 2003 01:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Vince Neil and Hammer seem the most well-adjusted and likable people. Who would've thunk it.

That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 31 January 2003 01:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I wouldn't call it Classic, but other than The Real World when I was in high school, it's the only reality show I've watched more than one episode of. Corey's a weenie, but I don't think the show suffers for it ... Vince is like everybody's favorite big brother.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 31 January 2003 05:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Hamma-Man went off on CF for being a whiney punk! It was great. Emmanuel Lewis was laughing so hard that he almost completely tottered over.

Andy K (Andy K), Friday, 31 January 2003 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

What channel does this come on?

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 31 January 2003 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw part of the episode where they were eating sushi off a naked woman. CF, Hamma and EL were like, 'no way I'm doing this, it's demeaning to women etc etc', meanwhile all the women on the show along with Vince Neil were noshing away like madmen.

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 31 January 2003 17:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it's on WB or UPN.

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 31 January 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I watched the first episode and then forgot about it... man, I watch UPN and WB like never.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 31 January 2003 17:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I wanted to love this show so much--along with "Highschool Reunion." Sadly, after the first episode, both of these shows got totally boring. I am totally addicted to Joe Millionaire and American Idol, though. And to think a month ago I never even watched television.

Mandee, Friday, 31 January 2003 22:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Simpsons reruns comes on WB here. Judge me not.

eating sushi off nude women is considered a delicacy is it not? I'm sure she got paid well for it. In fact, where can one get jobs such as these?

That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 1 February 2003 05:20 (twenty-three years ago)

eleven months pass...
Revive to discuss Season Two...or not. Two episodes in, and there's nothing even remotely comparable to the buffoonery of Feldman.

rainman (rainman), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Two?!? I have to check my TiVo settings -- this show is can't-miss bad teevee!

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

seven months pass...
Season three has debuted - and the show's about 100 times better, now that VH1 is doing it - but especially for the convergence of Flavor Flav, Brigitte Nielsen, and Charo (all of whom basically rule).

morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Um...another revive because this is now officially the greatest thing ever to happen on television.

1. Charo calling her housemate "Flavor Flake".
2. Flava and Dave Coulier becoming fast friends, then Coulier quickly rearranging the bed situation when he hears Flav's loud-ass snoring.
3. Can anyone believe what a self-centered ass-clown Jordan Knight is being? On second though, don't answer that.
4. Bridgette Nielson's "booze lag."
5. Charo. And Flava Flav. Living. In a house. Administrator, lock pop culture plzkthx.

I HATED the first (second? I don't even know) Surreal Life, but this is seriously the most promising pilot episode I've seen in years. I can't WAIT for the episode where they have to record a song together!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 11 September 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been meditating on it lately, and I think the key difference between the Surreal Life this time and the Feldman one is that no one liked anyone on the old one. Not a single likeable person there, as opposed to the new season which is populated with people (exception of Knight, perhaps, though he was a New Kid [my favorite, in fact, in those days] and is excused, in my book) that are loveable in one way or another, even if just for their unabashed craziness (Nielson).

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 11 September 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

JaXoN hearts The Surreal Life 2 da Xtreme

JaXoN (JasonD), Saturday, 11 September 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Brigette Nielson and Flavor Flav hooking up = yeeeeeeesh.

hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 11 September 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Awesome, actually.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

flavor flav = classic

Richard K (Richard K), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

oops (Oops), Monday, 20 September 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought flav had better taste in women.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Compelling how hard J. Knight is trying to play it straight.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 20 September 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
Wow! The new season is so much better than anything before it. Dwarf pissing in a corner = classic tv.

svend (svend), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

An ILXor who might wish to remain nameless showed me this pic of Chyna's giant steroid clit/penis tonight. It probably won't be up for long...


EXTREMELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, THIS IS NOT A JOKE

Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh

American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 06:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I know. HHH actually got with that, dude.

Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

vanessa del rio should be on the next season.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

We're just getting the Season 3 in Canada right now. Who the hell is this Ryan Starr character? She sucks. Flav Cold Lampin' on Gitte's clock.

Huk-L, Monday, 24 January 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone who is mean to Jane Wiedlin should be bludgeoned.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 January 2005 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Ryan Starr (besides being hawt but lame) was a runner up on the American Idol competitions. she hated the fact that she had to sing pop and r'n'b songs because she wanted to RAWK!

if i was 100lbs bigger and 3ft taller, i'd fucking love to kick the shit out of Chyna (sp?). she bugs the fucking shit out of me. is she on speed all the time?

Hella Fitzgerald (JasonD), Monday, 24 January 2005 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

ryan starr isn't hottt! she's got a gravelly voice like chain-smoking sailor. blech.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 January 2005 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

also no ass and sorta horsey-faced.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 January 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't believe they made the current cast BRAND COWS!!?

amanda lear (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 24 January 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

kinda fucked up, yeah.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 January 2005 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone who is mean to Jane Wiedlin should be bludgeoned.

otm. i wish jane and da brat would torch the house in the middle of the night, then run off together.

amanda lear (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 24 January 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

da brat disses jane pretty hard later in the season. something to the effect of "you're a hasbeen and your career isnt shit compared to mine" which is complete bs but made jane cry :(

chaki in charge (chaki), Monday, 24 January 2005 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Da Brat said that? Da Brat, whose most recent appearance in the public eye was the remix of "Survivor" where she wasn't allowed anywhere near DC?

Huk-L, Monday, 24 January 2005 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
New season starts tonight! George Jefferson + Florence Henderson + Alexis Arquette = Genius?

Tape Store (Tape Store), Sunday, 19 March 2006 23:02 (twenty years ago)

Answer: Yes.

Tape Store (Tape Store), Monday, 20 March 2006 03:00 (twenty years ago)

I watched it. I will probably keep watching it. OH GEEZ WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? ME AND MY STORIES.

gunther heartymeal (keckles), Monday, 20 March 2006 04:03 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
C.C DeVille is a very likable guy.

shookout (shookout), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:43 (twenty years ago)


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