"I tried to release you from your bondage, you wet man."

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"there he was, and I have to tell you I was aware of his big, ,big floppy ear prosthetics. but still though!! I AM A HUMAN CARNIVORE! Am I not your goldenest teacher? HE HEEH EHEEH!!! I live in the little cage you call a cranium and swim through your blood vessels looking for ideas. When I find your pancreas, I party. "

This was said to me by Mr. Venerable Negative Classic Jr.

Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 31 January 2003 04:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"When I find your pancreas, I party" is very eloquent.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 31 January 2003 04:22 (twenty-three years ago)

thank you , tart

Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:09 (twenty-three years ago)

dear mistter mikel. you said the writ about the human and ear things. cage too. i bet if you live the cage. there is a cup and some water there. to put inned the cup. or to know how to washh your hand with. i bet if you lived the cage. its wishing time for you. becos thats what i would dood inned a cage. i dood my wish now. i wish i was a squirrell. won with fur. and holding onned to a pretty rabitt. and petting the rabitt with my washhed hands too. my pettings would make the rabitt like them too. when i got stopped my dooding the petting. id tell the rabitt won if it wanted kfc. i bet my mouth part would make a rabbit noiz and be hearerbul. it would say yes i dood want the kfc. jusd then i remembird. i dont live where is a kfc. i have to goed to a place about where the peepol lived. i go my way there. rabbitt too. but a monstorr gets near us wons. and says i want to borwow your wons arms and legs bothed pleased. gived me them like fast wons. and then he stomped his feets too. now we have to goed fored the run. but the running wasnt goed the faster. so we upped a tree. the monstorr got maddest of all. and tried to hurt the tree down with his kickeds. we had to dood the scream for jeesus. inned 30 seconds. jeesus maded a slide down a sky pole. jusd liked the fireman dood. then giveds the monsstor the thumbeds down look. and makes him dood fordy five situppeds while we have the runaway. then jeesus says the byes. bye too jeesus. onned the way. we meet the santa inned a wheeledchair. he say he needs the buckets. or hell be got dead from a brain hurt. and that the raindeerd forgot where to find hims place too. becos a sale guy had gived so muched raindeerd food to eat upped. he couldnt dood anything else. or even know how to find the santa. when you forget is bad. wonce time i forgot about my grandmother was inned the bathroom dooding her duty. and when i got inned there to dood my duty. she was already dooding her won. i saw all the parts. i got away qwik but i knew i dooded bad. becos of my whoops with the forget to see the parts. i watched teev a littel bit. the show with the dog can food. then i remembird what to dood fored my wronging. i got inned there to the kitchen. and i look fored the dog biscuts. when i founded it. i eated upped the dog biscut. becos it tastes like a bad won. all the time after. if i dood my wrong wons. i eat the biscuts. jusd like a good peepol would dood. back inned my wish land. we got to the kfc. ussed wons had got there becos the kfc drawring we could look at. there was kfc. and his head was smiling. he knew we were coming fored the buckets. so hed know how muched to build. becos jeesus called upped and made him knowd how to count how much numbirds on his wasshed hands. we got the buckets. everytime the bucket got onned the table. wed give it the eats. we eated harder than a growling lion eats upped a littel safardy guy. not even a littel went to somewons else. we got all. if you had kfc. would you want all. i bet. bye mikel.

[email protected], Saturday, 1 February 2003 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

"To love the air is to reckon with its mists."

Mike Hanle y (mike), Sunday, 2 February 2003 04:20 (twenty-three years ago)

It's like there's a party in my pancreas, and everyone is invited!

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 2 February 2003 04:27 (twenty-three years ago)

We all party because we feel the need. WHO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mike Hanle y (mike), Sunday, 2 February 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)


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