The Secret Message from ILE

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whoa?

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 31 January 2003 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

shh!

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Be excellent to each other."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Drink your Ovaltine."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Woah, the webbernet completely ate my "< / Bill S. Preston Esq. >" tag!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

it'll do that yer know

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

don't shit where you eat, my friend.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

The Internet Ate My Balls!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:05 (twenty-three years ago)

U R GAY

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

You think that's a secret, Dan?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

It might be for his wife.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

*sobs in the corner for memes of yore*

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

All the dreams of 1995 are now dead, DEAD!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

WRONGNESS!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

So wrong that my works-gateway shouted at me for trying to open the link

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

It's such a pity the Steve Case one doesn't seem to exist anymore.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

NICE GIRLS DON'T WEAR TAMPONS / JUDY GARLAND DOESN'T WEAR TAMPONS

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Does anyone *wear* tampons??

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

TLC wore condoms.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

[picure of L7 throwing tampon here]

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Hopefully no one wears tampons like a brooch.

(PH34R my Noone-blocking skillZ0R!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:19 (twenty-three years ago)

ile is not new technology
ile is small but powerful environment for building interactive learning environments
ile is conscious of the generous vision of its funders in recognising the importance of making irish literature available to readers around the world
ile is delighted to welcome the newest member of our team
ile is censoring other sites
ile is the account of a marriage in which one of the partners is destroyed by the other
ile is part of that awful tragedy
ile is like a capricious diva
ile is a great learning experience for all participating students
ile is a lovely
ile is a major staging area for migrating waterfowl
ile is losing the very attributes that make our island a desirable place to live
ile is a beautiful island community of about 10
ile is too damned distracting
ile is bound by relatively calm waters to the north and by the crashing force of the atlantic to the south
ile is non profit association
ile is the kingdom for big and little children
ile is an lightweight and powerful environment for building interactive learning environments
ile is a new chalet with a fully equipped kitchen; oven
ile is inevitable
ile is inevitable
ile is

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I just did a search for "tampon brooch" and somehow came up with this fantastically awful sentence: "In Miami Beach we danced in a cabaret where two blonde sisters sang other people's songs, then made love, that first night, in a vegetarian hotel."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

A vegetarian hotel??? Where can I get me some of that?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

what if X access Y via B as opposed to A and sees Z?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Then ILE will fill with P.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

"Quit C-walkin' if you ain't a gang banger"

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

What the hell, it's all just chemicals in your brain anyway. We'll all be dead soon.

-- caitlin ([email protected]), January 8th, 2003.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 31 January 2003 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was at a bit of a low when I wrote that, from what I remember.

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 31 January 2003 17:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm beginning to believe that ILE is sending out subliminal messages, which is the reason for my growing addiction to the site. I expect if I go through every message ever posted, but read them BACKWARDS, I'll discover some amazing secret or something.

I have also gone mad this week.

― C J (C J), Friday, 31 January 2003 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Aw. Wha' happen?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 January 2003 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

.CJ, paranoid being You're .messages secret no are There .nowhere you get will backwards Reading

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 31 January 2003 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh and your dog told you to fnord yourself.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

fnord or fondle???

― brg30 (brg30), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm beginning to believe that ILE is sending out subliminal messages, which is the reason for my growing addiction to the site.

One more person gets Neducated.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

fnord or fondle???

Fizondle.

One more person gets Neducated.

Billions and billions served.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

TART!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Strawberry, please.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Nedutainment!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 31 January 2003 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)

"THEY search, YOU hide"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:35 (twenty-three years ago)

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