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hAVE FUN!!!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 22:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

thanks!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 31 January 2003 22:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

has it started yet?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 31 January 2003 22:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

yAH

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

E-MAIL ME AND IT WILL!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

DON'T LET ,MY NAME FOOL YOU I'M A GIRL!!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 22:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

E-MAIL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 22:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unless you ask politely

― jot eff pe, Friday, 31 January 2003 22:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

PLEASE E-MAIL ME.

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 22:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

once more without CapsLock, go on, I will mail you

― jot eff pe, Friday, 31 January 2003 22:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

dont do it! he's a werewolf!

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 31 January 2003 22:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shhh.

― jot eff pe, Friday, 31 January 2003 23:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

You know what happens if you email werewolves, don't you?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

B-but I want to grow a beard. Now shush.

― jot eff pe, Friday, 31 January 2003 23:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

My e-mail is conner660@earthlink.net

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

just eff pe just go on I am a werewolf!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

*shushing*

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now I want three full sentences, written correctly, that have nothing to do with e-mailing anyone or werewolves or anime or sex on the internet. Go on, you can do it. I have four e-mail adresses, you can have them all.

― jot eff pe, Friday, 31 January 2003 23:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like a Manga called Gunsmithcats.It's about two girls one owns guns,the other owns bombs.They both own a shop called Gunsmithcats.

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

There are my 3 sentances!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

conner does their shop sell bombs and guns, or is it a secret?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes there shop sells guns and bombs!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

You messed up - Gun Smith Cats is an anime, and the sentences are not written correctly. Try again.

― jot eff pe, Friday, 31 January 2003 23:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

No its not its a Manga!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

HA HA!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Its a Manga!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

What is this, then?

Come on, I'll give you my whole address book. Write those sentences. I know you can.

― jot eff pe, Friday, 31 January 2003 23:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Once there was a king. And then he died.The town was very sad!THEEND!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Might it be a manga and an anime? Many, many things are.

Hey Conner, welcome and all that, but there really is no reason to start like three threads on anime and three on werewolves and all that. It just bugs people who aren't interested, and I can't see any advantage to it at all.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

THERE!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh dear, you forgot the space between the full stop after "died" and the next sentence. Now you'll have to write ten sentences to get my addresses. You know the rules. Be correct this time. And never use CapsLock again in this thread or you'll get nothing at all.

― jot eff pe, Friday, 31 January 2003 23:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just got a 900Kb+ e-mail from connor.

I did not look at it.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Once there was a rich man. He had one million dollars. Then he died. His daughter was very sad. Then she got his money. She bought lots and lots of things. She bought a sterio and many other things. She was Happy. Then she died.

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

There!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

You there jot eff pe??

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's "stereo", not "sterio". Too bad. Fifty sentences please, a whole story with beginning, middle part and ending, no exclamation marks, and stop repeating yourself.

(I have no les than 37 addresses to give you - I counted them.)

― jot eff pe, Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Please no!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

this is crazy, it's like AI or something!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

this conner fellow is too funny

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

And never use CapsLock again in this thread or you'll get nothing at all.

Tilt!

Good night.

― jot eff pe, Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHooooooooooooooooooooooWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOhhhhhhOOOOOOOWWWW

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

iS SHE GONE?

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

DONT LET HER MAKE ME WRITE ANY MORE !

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

HELLOOOOO?????

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Goodbye.

― Nicole (Nicole), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

HELLO?

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

*Cracking-up* My goodness, this is brilliant!

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 1 February 2003 01:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Conner, notice the way I've started this sentence. Besides misspellings and sentence fragments, you've forgotten one of the most important parts of writing coherently! You've forgotten the comma!

― Scaredy Cat, Saturday, 1 February 2003 02:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Will you kindly hurry the FUCK UP Conner, I simply can't wait to get to the subject matter at hand.

― Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Saturday, 1 February 2003 02:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

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― comma Smedley (Chris Piuma), Saturday, 1 February 2003 04:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

this is crazy, it's like AI or something!

ha, huh-huh

HA-HA-HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

heh

huh?

hmmm

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 1 February 2003 05:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

efjrhj

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

I killed last night HoooooooooooooWWWWOOOW

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

whom did you kill?

― A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 1 February 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

2 PEOPLE

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'M A WEREWOLF!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

hhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Please stop repeating yourself.

― Mark C (Mark C), Saturday, 1 February 2003 18:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's not even a full moon right now anyway. this guy's a fraud!

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 1 February 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I knoww I just like howling!!!!!!!!!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 18:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'M A WEREWOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, 1 February 2003 18:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Sunday, 2 February 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Monday, 3 February 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

MY NAME IS TIM BATMAN. I LIVE IN A MEDIUM HOUSE.
MY HOUSE IS PAINTED BLUE. I LIVE IN THE HOUSE
WITH MY FATHER. MY MOTHER LIVES THEIRE TOO.
I HAVE A BROTHER TOO. HIS NAME IS FRED.
FRED ALSO LIVES IN THE HOUSE. MY DOGS NAME IS
RALPHY. HE LIVES IN THE HOUSE AND ALSO IN THE
DOG HOUSE IN THE YARD. MY FATHER MADE THE DOG
HOUSE WITH FRED AND ME AND USED WOOD TOO.
IT LOOKED GOOD. I WISHED I LIVED IN A DOG
HOUSE. AS BIG AS THE HOUSE I LIVE IN.
WHEN I AM ADDULT I WILL MAKE A BIG DOG HOUSE.
I WILL MAKE A TINY DOG HOUSE AND SOME FROGS AND
TOADS CAN LIVE THERE BOTH.

MY FATHERS NAME IS TIM BATMAN. HIS NAME IS LIKE
MY NAME. HIS FIRST NAME IS DIFEREND THEN MY
FIRST NAME THO. FREDS TOO. I LIKE TO LOOK AT
THINGS. I EAT MASHPED POTATO. AND FRENCH FRIESS.
I DONT LIKE WHEN THE FRENCH FRIESS GET COLD.
RALPHY EATS THEM THO. ONLY SOMTIME THO BECOS
SOMTIME I WILL EAT THEM TOO AND HE DOSNT GET
SOME OR MAY BE A LITTLE. HE ALSO EATS DOG FOOD.
THE DOG FOOD DOSNT EAT LIKE FRENCH FRIESS OR
MASHPED POTATO. MY MOTHER IS A WOMEN AND IS A
ADDULT LIKE MY FATHER. MY FATHER HAS A PEENES
AND CANT BE A WOMEN. I DIDNT SEE BUT MY DAD SAID
MY MOTHER DOESNT HAVE A PEENES. I DIDNT SEE BUT
I GUESS SO. OLD PEEPOL ARE ADDULTS TOO. SOME OLD
PEEPLE HAVE PEENESES TOO BUT NOT WOMEN WHO GET
OLD. MY GRANDMA IS OLD AND DOESNT HAVE A PEENES.
I SAW IN THE BATHROOM. IT WAS QWIK BUT I SAW.

SOMEDAY WHEN I GET TALL I WILL BE A ADDULT.
ADDULTS NO HOW TO SUPURVIZSHEON AND THEY CAN GET
TO DRIVE A CAR TOO. TRUCKS TOO. ALSO THEY GET TO
MAKE MASHPED POTATOS WHEN THEY WANT SOME. I CANT
MAKE MASHPED POTATOS BECOS OF THE NOBS ON THE
OVEN. I DONT LIKE NOBS. WHEN I AM TALL THERE
WONT BE NOBS IN MY DOG HOUSE BECOS I CAN DRIVE
THRU KFC AND EAT MASHPED POTATOS THERE. KFC IS
AN OLD PEEPOL. I SAW HIM ON THE BIG DRAWING
OUTSIDE. HE WORKS INSIDE THERE AND BUILDS THE
MASHPED POTATO THERE. AND THEN THEY GO THRU THE
WINDOW IF YOU DRIVE A CAR. HE HAS A PEENES TOO.

MY MOTHER CAN READ GOOD. MY FATHER READS TOO BUT
HE READS BOOKS TOO FAST. I CAN READ SOME THINGS
SOMETIMES. MY MOST OF ALL LIKED BOOK IS FROG
AND TOAD. FROG AND TOAD DONT HAVE A PEENIS BUT
THEY ARE NOT WOMEN. I NO BECOS I LOOKED IT IN
THE BOOK.

I BET IF FROG AND TOAD WERE TALL AND COULD DRIVE
CARS THEY WOULD GO TO KFC AND ASK HIM FOR
MASHPED POTATOS I BET. THEN THEY WOULD EAT THEM
AND GET MORE TOO.

I FORGOT WHAT TO WRIT. OK. ME AND FRED HAVE A
PEE PEE. WHEN WE GET TO BE ADDULTS WE GET TO
HAVE PEENESES. AND OTHER ADDULTS CAN TOUCH THERE
BECOS IT WILL BE A GOOD TOUCH AND NOT A DANGER
ONE. MY FATHER AND KFC HAVE PEENESES AND OTHER
PEEPOL CAN TOUCH THEM THERE. BUT ONLY AN OLD
LADY CAN TOUCH KFCEES PEENES. MY MOTHER AND
GRANDMA DONT HAVE ANY BECOS THEY ARE WOMEN.
FROG AND TOAD DONT TOO BUT THEY CANT BE WOMEN.
EVEN WHEN THERE OLD. THE END.

-- TIM (TI...), August 3rd, 2002.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 9 February 2003 08:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thanks!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Sunday, 16 February 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hello?

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Sunday, 16 February 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

I agree! When given a choice I always choose SEX over the internet the same way I choose SEX over watching the 5 o'clock news.

― Slappy Johnson, Monday, 17 February 2003 00:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

hi guys!

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Sunday, 2 March 2003 22:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...

I miss conner.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

heh
you should start 4 different threads about missing him all in CAPS

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 21 April 2003 03:49 (twenty years ago) link

Don't tempt me.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 03:50 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...

I can't believe I didn't read this whole thread.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 23:32 (twenty years ago) link

I am still heart-broken about the thought that conner was a lady.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

I wasn't sure if conner was just pretending to be a girl in order to solicit some email action, but then again, our favorite werewolf does seem to be too ingenuous and eager to deceive.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 23:48 (twenty years ago) link

Um, except for that whole werewolf bit. That seemed deceptive (unless conner really IS a werewolf?).

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 23:50 (twenty years ago) link

I was taking the werewolfism at face value.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 23:51 (twenty years ago) link

cyber sex with werewolves...we truly are living in a time of miracles

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 July 2003 12:55 (twenty years ago) link

five months pass...

I used to chat a lot on MSN Teen Communities when I was still a teen and it was ridiculously easy to spot older guys on pedo-patrol. If you played it right you could have a 50-yr old guy oiled up with a finger up his ass (apparently) ready to pick you up at his nearest airport/bus terminal. Once I was a 15-yr old girl that failed to show up at a Regina greyhound depot.

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Sunday, 18 January 2004 15:05 (twenty years ago) link

Conner rocks, and hard.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Sunday, 18 January 2004 15:59 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 7 August 2005 12:55 (eighteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Amazing. I wonder if RJG still has that email.

― clotpoll, Friday, 15 August 2008 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Herr Doctor: "Werewolf".
I-gore: There wolf.

Herr Doktor: Wait...I-gore, why are we talking like this?

I-Gore: I don't know I thought you wanted to, you started it!

― Wiggy Woo, Friday, 15 August 2008 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link

THEEND

― Just got offed, Friday, 15 August 2008 06:25 (fifteen years ago) link

He wrote a novella!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFPARlf3pPM

― clotpoll, Friday, 15 August 2008 08:24 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

We could have seen this coming couldn't we have:

http://www.myspace.com/connersmedley

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 24 August 2009 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link

UTIMTA is the new name for Conner Smedley's solo music project. Instead of Conner Smedley the project will be called UTIMTA. Conner got the name UTIMTA from 3 of his favorite music artists names, using the first two letters, (UT) Utada Hikaru, (IM) Imogen Heap, (TA) t.A.T.u. . "I just thought up my Three all time favs." says Smedley. Smedley will begin producing his new album and single within the next week....

A genius in our midst...

― kill puppies when the kicking stops (Nicole), Monday, 24 August 2009 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Big HOWL the smedleydriver

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 August 2009 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link

this thread is exhausting.

― Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Monday, 24 August 2009 12:10 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.myspace.com/yasholasuma ???????????????

― sylvia plathter cathter (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link

17 years old

soliciting SEX OVER THE INTERNET at age 11!!

― sylvia plathter cathter (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link

auto-tune that isn't in tune, that's a new one on me

― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I was kind of fascinated by this until I heard the singing.

― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

OMG! I was such a little freaky child back then! hahaha. Killing people and such! Yeah right, I hide when people walk toward me down the sidewalk. Im actually really scared of people. hehe.

― Connersmedley, Sunday, 6 December 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah. that's what sucks about growing up. when yr a kid, yr a WEREWOLF. a few years later, you get nervous walking down the street.

WEREWOLFS are awesome and don't scared walking down the street. it is said that they will fuck a person up.

thank you for a very classic thread, conner, tho i wasn't here to read it. i mean, i am now, but you know what i mean.

― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Monday, 7 December 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

it's not even a full moon right now anyway. this guy's a fraud!
― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, February 1, 2003 10:12 AM (sixteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I knoww I just like howling!!!!!!!!!
― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, February 1, 2003 10:36 AM (sixteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― JoeStork, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 22:59 (five years ago) link

underrated thread

― ian, Saturday, 16 February 2019 03:40 (five years ago) link

I like a Manga called Gunsmithcats.It'sut two girls one owns guns,the other owns bombs.They both own a shop called Gunsmithcats.

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 3:19 PM (sixteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 16 February 2019 04:05 (five years ago) link

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