this is the thread where you copy and paste whatever other posts on ilx made you laugh out loud

Gygax's mother: "For dinner you can have either soup or poop."
Gygax: "I register my objection to both: I would prefer potatoes."
Gygax's mother: "Enjoy your poop."
Gygax: "I shall."

-- nabisco (--...), March 22nd, 2003. (later) (link)

-- Yanc3y (ystr1ckl3...), March 22nd, 2003. (later) (link)

-- nickalicious (nza2342...), March 22nd, 2003. (later) (link)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 21st, 2003.

(there doesn't have to be anything about these posts that denote intentional humor, does there?)

Is your mother Ryan Schreiber?
-- geeta (geet...), February 19th, 2002 2:00 PM.

Seems pretty good until you think of ppl you know who are, and how much they deserve a savage beating most of the time
-- dave q (scrape10...), March 21st, 2003.

-- mark s (mar...), June 19th, 2002.

She is also a hata of Michael Douglas: 'I know he saw that girl - MY GOD SHE MUST WEIGH 200 POUNDS - and ordered her like a fucking pizza.'

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...) (webmail), Today 7:02 PM. (later) (suzy) (link)

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I think the pinefox needs a 'slap'
-- DG (rgreenfiel...), March 24th, 2003 1:36 PM. (later)

I think the Holocaust vote bloc and the Hey, I've Shagged A 13-Year-Old Too vote bloc magically came together tonight. Do they FedEx Polanski his award or will they be like 'well, you have to pick it up...'

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), March 23rd, 2003 6:15 PM

-- gabbneb (gabbne...), March 22nd, 2003.

-- mosurock (mosuroc...), March 25th, 2003.

-- Jon Williams (x...), March 25th, 2003. (later)

isn't it weird that no matter who you are and how much you might pretend that you never loved rush when you were thirteen, when you see somebody dissing on rush it will never fail to produce waves upon waves of the most intense rage you've ever experienced

By-TOr For Fucking EVER

-- geeg (gee...), January 20th, 2003 6:38 PM.

-- Tom (ebro...), December 9th, 2001 2:00 PM.

does the interest of a buncha bored post-adolescents on a webboard really count as a trend, tom?

-- jess (dubplatestyl...), December 9th, 2001 2:00 PM.

"Throw in everything and see what genius falls out" has more to do with disco (or even prog rock) than punk (which, as often as not, is more like, "Leave everything out that other punks say we're not allowed to put in."). (Though, LOOK AT US, MOMMY, AREN'T YOU IMPRESSED BY HOW WE'RE THROWING EVERYTHING IN THERE AND SEEING WHAT GENIUS FALLS OUT may well be more punk. Or at least "punk." Which is maybe where Atari Teenage Riot fit in. Though they were okay at it.)

-- chuck (cedd...), March 11th, 2003 7:44 AM.

-- Carey (flembac...), March 25th, 2003 12:38 PM. (later)
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how very because they suck.

-- jess (dubplatestyl...), March 25th, 2003 12:39 PM. (later)

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The easy way around that is to instigate a sexual encounter every time she asks you what you thought of it. She'll be pleased because she'll think you REALLY liked it and you'll be pleased because you're having sex. (This strategy is not recommended if you are in a fast-food drive-through.)
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 25th, 2003. (later)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 25th, 2003 10:48 AM.

"go! have a stream of consciousness - free associate! RIFF!"
-- your null fame (awesoma_pow...)

The U.S. will probably fly in Bruce Springsteen for an impromptu concert on a tank. "Come on and rise up...." Its all part of psych ops.
-- Chris V. (formerlypoopsmcge...), March 25th, 2003.

(hstencil in being weirdly obsessive shockah)

(mark I'm saving the room for you)

(parenthesis now)

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Ech! I just realized how pervy that made me seem! Obviously I meant "is she hot these days", and I didn't really mean it it was just a wise crack! yeesh.
-- Dan I. (w1nt3rmut...), March 25th, 2003. (later)

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), March 26th, 2003 4:17 AM.

-- Nicole (nicolew1...), March 26th, 2003. (later)